I go to a business convention in San Diego every year. What my boss doesnt know (he pays for it all ) is I sign in and leave for TJ immediately. Last time I was in Adelitas, as I was leaving, I felt like I was going to get mugged. I've got really good MongeRadar, and could tell four guys were sizing me up. So I turned right around and drank beers for an hour. I came back out, still there waiting on me. This continued until I had drank 18 beers. At least thats what I remeber. Now, those of you who follow my posts know I DONT DRINK. So you can imaging the effect of nearly a case of beer on a teotottler ( how da fuck you spell dat? ) anyway, its like 4 am, and they finally left. So I get this girl. I swear, I fell asleep while she was blowing me, and woke up in and out of consiousness like four times, she blew me for a few hours. Then I came, and got in a taxi, it was 6:30. I ate a breakfast burrito south of the border, and barfed on the street, and I actually got over the border and made my 9 oclock meeting.
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I had three girls per day for four days, only going back for seconds once, and there were more I wanted to fuck. And that was just the swing shift (1-8)! I hung around mostly in the afternoons and evenings, Chicago Club was dead by comparison to Adelitas. Adelitas is amazing! 50% of the girls there would be among the top four or five girls you would see all night at club here in the U.S. If you have ever been in a club and just wanted to go up to the hottest chick there, ask if you could buy her a drink and then be fucking her 30 minutes later, this is a place you can do that.
I eventually came to the practice of buying a girl a drink ($7, plus tip for waiter. I always tipped $1, but that may be high) so that I could sit down and talk to her to see what her mood was like. Most would play with your cock through your pants while you were sitting with her, show you their tits and let you fondle them, etc. (In hopes this would get you to take them to the hotel upstairs) Not all would pull their tits out, and if they didn't, I didn't push the issue.
This really helps you make some good choices because unlike Thailand, Tijuana is not cheap.
I would recommend the following women: At Adelitas: Lupita (short skirt, bikini top, high heels, only one I went to for seconds, very responsive, the only one who actually had an orgasm with me) and Anna (short dark hair, 19 years old, can often be seen sitting talking to other girls. If you have an imagination, her facial features look a little like Paris Hilton, kind of parrot-like. I remember she may have had some type of facial piercing, like right above her chin). You can often ask for girls by name, you just have to find someone who speaks English. Both Lupita and Anna speak a little English, which is rare.
In Chicago Club, I had a great experience with Rachel (also goes by "Racquel"). She is fluent in English. Great natural breasts. Former travel agent.
If you don't really care about having anything close to a girlfriend-experience, and don't mind a girl staring off into space while you give it to her, check for Carla at Adelitas. She is very petite (90 pounds on a lucky day!), speaks no English, and usually stands along the bar that is on the left from the entrance. Her pussy was very nice, very warm, and tight! Head service wasn't bad either.
Treat these girls with courtesy guys. I was told more than once that I was a "nice guy," and I think I got better service (more kissing, genuine affection, etc.) because of it. There is simply no reason to treat them like a "whore." You will have a good experience if you just treat them with dignity, but don't believe for a second that they see you as anything but a dollar sign. It is very easy to fall into the trap of paying for everything because they will pretend they do not have any money. For example, I wanted to have a drink with one of these girls after our session. She orders some cigarettes and when the waiter comes back, she says she doesn't have any money. My immediate reaction was to pay for them (only $3), but when I was in my taxi on my way back to the border, I am thinking to myself: hey, I just saw this girl walking two other guys up to the hotel, plus I had her for an hour for $100. She makes more money than I do.
So, just realize what the game is and enjoy it for what it is. They may like certain customers better than others, but you are always a customer, a dollar sign.
Just have fun with it.
Also, across the street from Adelitas is Mermaids. I would not recommend it, as they will tell you the girls are coming out at 7 pm, yet they never do. More like 8:30, if at all. The only reason I mention it is a young guy named Marco that works there. He can be fun to talk to. Tip him $5-10 and he will take you in a cab to the other Mermaids, which he says is 24 hours. I had a decent experience there.
Several rooms at Adelitas have a jacuzzi in them you can rent for 3 hours for $50. I did this on my last day and they let me bring several girls back to the room. A lot of things are negotiable, you just have to find someone that speaks English or know a little Spanish, and be willing to tip a dollar or two.
I didn't have any problems with the Mexican police, but I was always across the border by dark and I was never abnoxious or drunk.
I had three girls per day for four days, only going back for seconds once, and there were more I wanted to fuck. And that was just the swing shift (1-8)! I hung around mostly in the afternoons and evenings, Chicago Club was dead by comparison to Adelitas. Adelitas is amazing! 50% of the girls there would be among the top four or five girls you would see all night at club here in the U.S. If you have ever been in a club and just wanted to go up to the hottest chick there, ask if you could buy her a drink and then be fucking her 30 minutes later, this is a place you can do that.
I eventually came to the practice of buying a girl a drink ($7, plus tip for waiter. I always tipped $1, but that may be high) so that I could sit down and talk to her to see what her mood was like. Most would play with your cock through your pants while you were sitting with her, show you their tits and let you fondle them, etc. (In hopes this would get you to take them to the hotel upstairs) Not all would pull their tits out, and if they didn't, I didn't push the issue.
This really helps you make some good choices because unlike Thailand, Tijuana is not cheap.
I would recommend the following women: At Adelitas: Lupita (short skirt, bikini top, high heels, only one I went to for seconds, very responsive, the only one who actually had an orgasm with me) and Anna (short dark hair, 19 years old, can often be seen sitting talking to other girls. If you have an imagination, her facial features look a little like Paris Hilton, kind of parrot-like. I remember she may have had some type of facial piercing, like right above her chin). You can often ask for girls by name, you just have to find someone who speaks English. Both Lupita and Anna speak a little English, which is rare.
In Chicago Club, I had a great experience with Rachel (also goes by "Racquel"). She is fluent in English. Great natural breasts. Former travel agent.
If you don't really care about having anything close to a girlfriend-experience, and don't mind a girl staring off into space while you give it to her, check for Carla at Adelitas. She is very petite (90 pounds on a lucky day!), speaks no English, and usually stands along the bar that is on the left from the entrance. Her pussy was very nice, very warm, and tight! Head service wasn't bad either.
Treat these girls with courtesy guys. I was told more than once that I was a "nice guy," and I think I got better service (more kissing, genuine affection, etc.) because of it. There is simply no reason to treat them like a "whore." You will have a good experience if you just treat them with dignity, but don't believe for a second that they see you as anything but a dollar sign. It is very easy to fall into the trap of paying for everything because they will pretend they do not have any money. For example, I wanted to have a drink with one of these girls after our session. She orders some cigarettes and when the waiter comes back, she says she doesn't have any money. My immediate reaction was to pay for them (only $3), but when I was in my taxi on my way back to the border, I am thinking to myself: hey, I just saw this girl walking two other guys up to the hotel, plus I had her for an hour for $100. She makes more money than I do.
So, just realize what the game is and enjoy it for what it is. They may like certain customers better than others, but you are always a customer, a dollar sign.
Just have fun with it.
Also, across the street from Adelitas is Mermaids. I would not recommend it, as they will tell you the girls are coming out at 7 pm, yet they never do. More like 8:30, if at all. The only reason I mention it is a young guy named Marco that works there. He can be fun to talk to. Tip him $5-10 and he will take you in a cab to the other Mermaids, which he says is 24 hours. I had a decent experience there.
Several rooms at Adelitas have a jacuzzi in them you can rent for 3 hours for $50. I did this on my last day and they let me bring several girls back to the room. A lot of things are negotiable, you just have to find someone that speaks English or know a little Spanish, and be willing to tip a dollar or two.
I didn't have any problems with the Mexican police, but I was always across the border by dark and I was never abnoxious or drunk.
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I decided to stay at the Best Value Inn in San Ysidro (http://www.orbitz.com/App/ViewSpecificHotelLP?masterId=57572&gcid=C11287x047-hotprop2>kw=hotel+dcl) and didn't regret it. I took a cab from the San Diego airport, which will cost $45-50, including tip. I chose that hotel because there is free high speed internet access in your room if you have a wireless card, as long as you request a room that is close enough to the lobby. They might be able to accomodate your request. Even if you don't get a room close enough however, there is internet access in the lobby.
To get to the border from the hotel you can take the city bus, which you can catch right outside the entrance to the hotel that is near the Burger King. The bus on the side of the street that is nearest to the hotel is the one that is going to the border (route 905). It will bring you back to the other side of the street, but it stops running early in the evening, I think before 7 pm. The San Diego trolley runs more frequently, runs later in the evening, and costs just a few dollars. It is about 10-15 minutes walking from the hotel. Just walk out of the entrance to the hotel that is across the street from the Burger King. You will take a left on San Ysidro Blvd. Take a right on Howard. The Iris Station is about 10 minutes away. Don't worry, you'll get there. A cab ride to the border from the hotel costs around $7, but like I said, the bus works fine.
There are other hotels right next to the border. I believe the Travel Lodge is one. But I do not think you can have internet access right in your room. Hope this helps.
To get to the border from the hotel you can take the city bus, which you can catch right outside the entrance to the hotel that is near the Burger King. The bus on the side of the street that is nearest to the hotel is the one that is going to the border (route 905). It will bring you back to the other side of the street, but it stops running early in the evening, I think before 7 pm. The San Diego trolley runs more frequently, runs later in the evening, and costs just a few dollars. It is about 10-15 minutes walking from the hotel. Just walk out of the entrance to the hotel that is across the street from the Burger King. You will take a left on San Ysidro Blvd. Take a right on Howard. The Iris Station is about 10 minutes away. Don't worry, you'll get there. A cab ride to the border from the hotel costs around $7, but like I said, the bus works fine.
There are other hotels right next to the border. I believe the Travel Lodge is one. But I do not think you can have internet access right in your room. Hope this helps.
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is the 30 minutes a full 30 minutes? Do i get multiple nuts or one and done no matter if its 15 minutes into it?
The SG (street girls) range in price but typically charge $20 for a quickie, and I mean quickie, plus another $5 for 15 min. in the hotel. You get much better service if you speak even a little spanish. You can negotiate for extras, such as for her to undress, blow job, extra time. Very few will do anal or anything exotic. Do not generally expect good head. Daytime weekdays, less in demand chicas, or slower evenings you can generally negotiate a great deal, down to $12-15 for a quickie. Do not spend more than $30 on the street. You can get much hotter babes in AB or CC for $40-50 weekdays (but again, not the most in demand women and not on weekend nights).
To be honest, i avoid TJ on weekends. Too many tourists. AB and CC are absolute sausage factories and the quality of service suffers. For best experience, try a weekday night.
Go get em, boys!
BTW - Great posts, Elgatogordo! Very factual and well written. Listen to this guy, fellas.
To be honest, i avoid TJ on weekends. Too many tourists. AB and CC are absolute sausage factories and the quality of service suffers. For best experience, try a weekday night.
Go get em, boys!
BTW - Great posts, Elgatogordo! Very factual and well written. Listen to this guy, fellas.
I want to repost these questions because no one has answered them yet.
1) As far as the alley behind Adelitas, has anyone ever been concerned that there seems to be no way of verifying that all of these ladies are indeed of legal age?
2) Still on the subject of the alley behind Adelitas, I understand that the women behind there are cheaper than inside, and that it it requires more patience. I have seen some prices quoted, like $30-40, but for what period of time are we talking here?
1) As far as the alley behind Adelitas, has anyone ever been concerned that there seems to be no way of verifying that all of these ladies are indeed of legal age?
2) Still on the subject of the alley behind Adelitas, I understand that the women behind there are cheaper than inside, and that it it requires more patience. I have seen some prices quoted, like $30-40, but for what period of time are we talking here?
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you planning to go out today i am in san diego and thinking about some fun in tj
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no dollars are fine
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Sorry, I meant pesos!
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Do I need to exchange dollars into dinero before I go to Tijuana?
1. Beverly Hills Club is a fairly short walk from Adelitas, but only walk in the daytime. At night, there is a great risk of bandititos and crime. BTW, I was in Beverly Hills last week and the talent was pretty mixed. One or two nice (7-8) ladies but a few skanks as well.
2. I have not tried the new Mermaids in the Zone, but in the old Mermaids and the other MP I have tried in TJ, it has always been massage tables only.
3. Zona Norte is in the northwest section of TJ right near US border. From Revolution, you would go to the end (i.e. 1st street) and make a left.
4. No experience with mongering in P&B. Beverly Hills has a private room but it is very cramped -- basically just a sofa. Most other strip clubs I have been to do not have private rooms.
2. I have not tried the new Mermaids in the Zone, but in the old Mermaids and the other MP I have tried in TJ, it has always been massage tables only.
3. Zona Norte is in the northwest section of TJ right near US border. From Revolution, you would go to the end (i.e. 1st street) and make a left.
4. No experience with mongering in P&B. Beverly Hills has a private room but it is very cramped -- basically just a sofa. Most other strip clubs I have been to do not have private rooms.
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Hello fellas. Back with some more questions.
1) Elgatogordo mentioned the Bevery Hills Club. Is it walking distance from Adelitas?
2) Anyone have any experience with Mermaids? Are there beds in the private areas, or do you have to get your business done on the massage tables?
3) As far as the alley behind Adelitas, has anyone ever been concerned that there seems to be no way of verifying that all of these ladies are indeed of legal age?
4) Still on the subject of the alley behind Adelitas, I understand that the women behind there are cheaper than inside, and that it it requires more patience. I have seen some prices quoted, like $30-40, but for what period of time are we talking here?
5) Where exactly is the Zona Norte?
6) I came across the report below about having sex in the strip clubs. Does Peanuts and Beer have a private room? If not, what strip-clubs do?
“My experience: I tried three girls dancing in the booth for $20.00 each (maybe a waste). I got a little aroused but felt that none of them was significantly better than my regular girls in the USA. The fourth one was an exception. I'm pretty picky. I like natural breasts, absent C-section scars, pretty faces, hot bods, and pleasant conversation. I had several drinks with her during which she massaged every part of my body. She spent about two hours playing with and kissing me. Eventually the house Mom asked if I would like an hour in a private room. How much, you ask? $20.00 for the room, $60.00/hr for the girl. At $60.00 per girl the room stayed empty for 4 hours (Dollars rule in TJ and $60.00 may be enough to keep out all locals and most visitors.) Anyhow, this little 18 year old cutie clearly had little experience. Yes, she has fucked before but I suspect that she is not a high frequency fucker. She had no evidence of previous childbirth and her titties were very perky. She rubbed me, sucked me, and fucked me. But that was not enough. This little chiquita was the best I'd had in months! I bent her over the couch, picked her up by her little tiny waist and rammed her while watching the dance show through the one-way mirror. Great fun! In summary, a Mexican cutie (a 10 for you accountants), hand job, head, fucking three ways all the while watching another hottie pole dance. The total cost was $80.00 plus $5.00 for a condom. Afterwards she stroked me for 3 more hours (drink cost $20.00). Frequent fuckers are okay. I can handle the prune coverred bellies with C-section scars. I can even handle fucking less than beautiful girls (6-8). But, I don't like the cold treatment and I hate the skank factor at the frequent fucking establishments. Tijuana is a great deal already. You can get a better quality experience at the strip clubs for only a little more. BUT chose your club carefully. I don't believe that "Peanuts and Beer" has a private room. Ask at the door. If they have one, prepare yourself for a very erotic experience.”
Thanks.
1) Elgatogordo mentioned the Bevery Hills Club. Is it walking distance from Adelitas?
2) Anyone have any experience with Mermaids? Are there beds in the private areas, or do you have to get your business done on the massage tables?
3) As far as the alley behind Adelitas, has anyone ever been concerned that there seems to be no way of verifying that all of these ladies are indeed of legal age?
4) Still on the subject of the alley behind Adelitas, I understand that the women behind there are cheaper than inside, and that it it requires more patience. I have seen some prices quoted, like $30-40, but for what period of time are we talking here?
5) Where exactly is the Zona Norte?
6) I came across the report below about having sex in the strip clubs. Does Peanuts and Beer have a private room? If not, what strip-clubs do?
“My experience: I tried three girls dancing in the booth for $20.00 each (maybe a waste). I got a little aroused but felt that none of them was significantly better than my regular girls in the USA. The fourth one was an exception. I'm pretty picky. I like natural breasts, absent C-section scars, pretty faces, hot bods, and pleasant conversation. I had several drinks with her during which she massaged every part of my body. She spent about two hours playing with and kissing me. Eventually the house Mom asked if I would like an hour in a private room. How much, you ask? $20.00 for the room, $60.00/hr for the girl. At $60.00 per girl the room stayed empty for 4 hours (Dollars rule in TJ and $60.00 may be enough to keep out all locals and most visitors.) Anyhow, this little 18 year old cutie clearly had little experience. Yes, she has fucked before but I suspect that she is not a high frequency fucker. She had no evidence of previous childbirth and her titties were very perky. She rubbed me, sucked me, and fucked me. But that was not enough. This little chiquita was the best I'd had in months! I bent her over the couch, picked her up by her little tiny waist and rammed her while watching the dance show through the one-way mirror. Great fun! In summary, a Mexican cutie (a 10 for you accountants), hand job, head, fucking three ways all the while watching another hottie pole dance. The total cost was $80.00 plus $5.00 for a condom. Afterwards she stroked me for 3 more hours (drink cost $20.00). Frequent fuckers are okay. I can handle the prune coverred bellies with C-section scars. I can even handle fucking less than beautiful girls (6-8). But, I don't like the cold treatment and I hate the skank factor at the frequent fucking establishments. Tijuana is a great deal already. You can get a better quality experience at the strip clubs for only a little more. BUT chose your club carefully. I don't believe that "Peanuts and Beer" has a private room. Ask at the door. If they have one, prepare yourself for a very erotic experience.”
Thanks.
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The Travelodge doesn't have high-speed internet service. I called and asked. It looks like the Best Value Inn is my best option, but I'm just trying to make sure there isn't a better option that's within walking distance from the border. Anyone know of one?
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I've stayed there a couple of times on TJ "recreation" trips. Can't remember that they have HS internet (or not), but I BELIEVE so. I'd have called it less than 1/2. It's a very easy walk and is on the side (E/W) I like to be on, so that, upon returning, I have a shorter walk.
Happy hunting,
Hawk
Happy hunting,
Hawk
It looks like I'm finally doing it. I'm going to Tijuana! I am trying to pick a hotel and I was hoping for some advice. I was looking at the Best Value Inn, but it is hard to tell just how close it is to the border. I saw some hotels that were right on the border, but I need a hotel that can provide high-speed internet access. Work will just not totally go away. Do you guys know of any hotels that are walking distance from the border that also have high speed internet access?
Thanks.
Thanks.
1. I agree with swamp. A cab from the airport to San Ysidro will cost about $40 at least so the trolley will be cheaper. The only issue with the trolley is that it does not stop right at the airport (another great example of our moronic city planners at work). The closest stop, while not too far, really is not walking distance so you'll probably have to cab it to a trolley stop at least. You also could consider a rental car, which would give you mobility to explore San Diego as well.
2. Swamp is right on again about the TS situation. I remember a few years back I used to go to a place called the San Souci to "visit" this beautiful mulatto girl. But San Souco also was a notorious TS bar. I became friendly with one of d the waiters who would tell me which women were "real" and which were TS. It was amazing. One of the "women" (actually a TS) was so beautiful she easily could have been a Penthouse centerfold.
3. The strip clubs can be fun and I actually like going there as a warm up and they give you an experience with lots of touching, etc. that you really can't get in too many places in the US. I tend to just stay with the Beverly Hills Club because I never have had a problem there and the dancers tend to be pretty good looking. But all of the rip offs swamp mentions are what you want to wach out for. Always ask what the girl's drink will cost before you agee to buy one. Don't ever run a tab -- pay for each round of drinks when delivered. Any always state clearly the size of the bill you are using to pay to avoid the switcheroo scam.
You can take girls out of strip clubs sometimes, but that is not what's usually done. Usually, they just service you in the back room of the club in a private dancing area. Not any cheaper than Adelitas/CC. So, unless you like the fantasy of getting laid in strip club, I'd go to Adelitas or CC for the main event.
4. There used to be some good massage parlors in TJ but the government cracked down a few years ago and most now are gone. They were not as good as Thailand in any event. If you go to Adelitas, there is a club across the street called Mermaids that you may want to check out -- its a combo of a traditional TJ bar with a massage parlor in teh back. The girls tend to be younger there and always dress in the schoolgirl motiff.
5. Nothing like Eden in TJ as far as I know. If there was, I'd probably be down there every week (ha, ha).
Good luck, be safe and careful, and have fun.
2. Swamp is right on again about the TS situation. I remember a few years back I used to go to a place called the San Souci to "visit" this beautiful mulatto girl. But San Souco also was a notorious TS bar. I became friendly with one of d the waiters who would tell me which women were "real" and which were TS. It was amazing. One of the "women" (actually a TS) was so beautiful she easily could have been a Penthouse centerfold.
3. The strip clubs can be fun and I actually like going there as a warm up and they give you an experience with lots of touching, etc. that you really can't get in too many places in the US. I tend to just stay with the Beverly Hills Club because I never have had a problem there and the dancers tend to be pretty good looking. But all of the rip offs swamp mentions are what you want to wach out for. Always ask what the girl's drink will cost before you agee to buy one. Don't ever run a tab -- pay for each round of drinks when delivered. Any always state clearly the size of the bill you are using to pay to avoid the switcheroo scam.
You can take girls out of strip clubs sometimes, but that is not what's usually done. Usually, they just service you in the back room of the club in a private dancing area. Not any cheaper than Adelitas/CC. So, unless you like the fantasy of getting laid in strip club, I'd go to Adelitas or CC for the main event.
4. There used to be some good massage parlors in TJ but the government cracked down a few years ago and most now are gone. They were not as good as Thailand in any event. If you go to Adelitas, there is a club across the street called Mermaids that you may want to check out -- its a combo of a traditional TJ bar with a massage parlor in teh back. The girls tend to be younger there and always dress in the schoolgirl motiff.
5. Nothing like Eden in TJ as far as I know. If there was, I'd probably be down there every week (ha, ha).
Good luck, be safe and careful, and have fun.
chbtch:
1. Cab would be quite expensive. Trolley isn't FAST; but that's what I'd do.
2. Transexuals. LOTS of this on Revolucion. (And I've seen guys who SWEAR they'd NEVER get fooled look pretty embarrased!)
3. Endless variations on "rip offs": pickpockets while the girl is feeling you up, transexuals, the old "palm a $20 and claim it's a $1 that you gave them, demanding the rest of the $3 drink", and the much more subjective "How'd I POSSIBLY go through that much money in that short a time and still not get laid" reaction (part of the answer: inflated drink prices, EVERYBODY expects a tip for everything and nothing, exorbitant women's drink prices, tips to try to get "extras", etc., etc., etc.
Yes, MOST of the strip clubs, with the possible exception of the higher end ones (Madonna's, Lord Black's, etc.) you can get a girl out of there; BUT it's almost NEVER cheaper, and usually much more expensive. I don't know of any greater value (what you get for what you pay) in North America than Adelitas.
4. Don't have first hand (so to speak!) experience w/ Thai parlors. My GUESS would be: more expensive for a smaller menu of services. Having said that, there are many who swear by the TJ parlors. Personally, I enjoy the "shopping" aspect of the Zona Norte too much to use the parlors.
5. Don't know Eden; but I doubt it. Virtually any service is probably available for the right price; but it would VASTLY help to be fluent in Spanish to locate and negotiate anything too exotic.
Hope that helps,
Hawk
1. Cab would be quite expensive. Trolley isn't FAST; but that's what I'd do.
2. Transexuals. LOTS of this on Revolucion. (And I've seen guys who SWEAR they'd NEVER get fooled look pretty embarrased!)
3. Endless variations on "rip offs": pickpockets while the girl is feeling you up, transexuals, the old "palm a $20 and claim it's a $1 that you gave them, demanding the rest of the $3 drink", and the much more subjective "How'd I POSSIBLY go through that much money in that short a time and still not get laid" reaction (part of the answer: inflated drink prices, EVERYBODY expects a tip for everything and nothing, exorbitant women's drink prices, tips to try to get "extras", etc., etc., etc.
Yes, MOST of the strip clubs, with the possible exception of the higher end ones (Madonna's, Lord Black's, etc.) you can get a girl out of there; BUT it's almost NEVER cheaper, and usually much more expensive. I don't know of any greater value (what you get for what you pay) in North America than Adelitas.
4. Don't have first hand (so to speak!) experience w/ Thai parlors. My GUESS would be: more expensive for a smaller menu of services. Having said that, there are many who swear by the TJ parlors. Personally, I enjoy the "shopping" aspect of the Zona Norte too much to use the parlors.
5. Don't know Eden; but I doubt it. Virtually any service is probably available for the right price; but it would VASTLY help to be fluent in Spanish to locate and negotiate anything too exotic.
Hope that helps,
Hawk
First off, I would like to thank you, elgatogordo, for all your help. My previous plans were obviously not based on the realities of the situation. From your info, it looks like my best bet is to stay in San Ysidro.
1. Should I try to take the trolley from the airport to San Ysidro, or should I just take a cab?
2. What are the “TS” I should beware of?
3. You also mentioned that the strip clubs can be rip offs. What do they do to rip you off? Do you mean I need to watch my tab? Can a monger take a strip club girl out of the bar to a short-time hotel? If so, is it cheaper than Adelitas/CC? How do the rates go and for what time increments?
4. I have heard there are massage parlors in Tijuana. How close are these in comparison to the massage parlors in Thailand?
5. Are there any fantasy clubs in Tijuana, like Eden Club in Bangkok?
Thanks again for all your help.
1. Should I try to take the trolley from the airport to San Ysidro, or should I just take a cab?
2. What are the “TS” I should beware of?
3. You also mentioned that the strip clubs can be rip offs. What do they do to rip you off? Do you mean I need to watch my tab? Can a monger take a strip club girl out of the bar to a short-time hotel? If so, is it cheaper than Adelitas/CC? How do the rates go and for what time increments?
4. I have heard there are massage parlors in Tijuana. How close are these in comparison to the massage parlors in Thailand?
5. Are there any fantasy clubs in Tijuana, like Eden Club in Bangkok?
Thanks again for all your help.
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SUNDAY at 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 & 𝟏𝟒𝐭𝐡: JESSIE & YUKI. Birchmount Rd & 14th Ave., Markham, ON. Call or Text for details and appointment. 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟵𝟳-𝟲𝟯𝟳𝟰 𝗝𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗘 is a slim and very lovely Asian girl with massage skills of the highest degree. 𝗬𝗨𝗞𝗜 is here today to provide an amazing professional massage. We are open 24 Hours daily. We have clean rooms and plenty of free parking.
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𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝗜𝗡𝗡 𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗦𝗣𝗔: NEW GIRL EMILY, HONEY & MIMI. 10225 Yonge St (North of Major Mackenzie), Richmond Hill, ON 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟴𝟮𝟵-𝟮𝟵𝟴𝟯 EMILY IS *NEW TODAY.. Details to follow... HONEY is a beautiful slim Asian lady with an ample bosom, slightly curvy with a great ass. Her services are highly sought after. MIMI is a cute young Asian lady with a medium build - SunriseRH:
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SANA, CANDY and KK are here today for your massage needs Lily Spa 2190 McNicoll Scarborough M1V 5M2 (647) 531-8288
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SUNDAY at
𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗣𝗔: HAPPY, PHOENIX & LULU. 10 East Wilmot St, Unit 26, Richmond Hill, on 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟯𝟴𝟭-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 HAPPY is a slim & busty Korean lady with great massage skills & lots of extra fun. PHOENIX is a gentle sweet Filipina lady, 5’4” and 105Lbs, with 34C-24-34 assets and very open minded. LULU is a friendly and very sexy Vietnamese girl - ASPA:
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𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟳𝟮𝟵-𝟲𝟲𝟬𝟲 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟴𝟯𝟵-𝟱𝟵𝟲𝟲 RACHEL is a petite & cute, 34C, 155Cms & 50Kg, very gentle & patient. She has good communication, massage & service. SOPHIA is a slim and attractive attendant, about 5’4” - HolidaySpa:
Sunday at
𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵Amy & Jenny. AMY is an attractive young lady with larger breasts and a nice bottom. She has outstanding oral skills, and is very popular. Don’t miss out on her special skills! Jenny has a medium build, nicely curved with a slim waist, pretty face, and very flexible skills. Jenny will make you very happy. - ForeverWarden:
Sunday at
𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Cindy, Jennifer, Mia & Sophia. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Jennifer is a tall, slim & pretty Asian babe with natural melons and eraser nipples. She is very open minded. - Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, New First Day Sexy Slim Vietnamese Kim, Young Sexy CBC Rachel. Slim Sexy Chinese Kiki, Tall Slim Sexy Chinese Kelly, Young Sexy Chinese Abie.
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5 girls working @ Reynaella wellness, 3555 14th Ave unit #7 Markham：905-470-8082
- Birchmount&14th:
SATURDAY at 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 & 𝟏𝟒𝐭𝐡: JESSIE & *SK𝗬𝗟𝗔𝗥* Birchmount Rd & 14th Ave., Markham, ON. Call or Text for details and appointment. 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟵𝟳-𝟲𝟯𝟳𝟰 𝗝𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗘 is a slim and very sexy Asian girl with skills of the highest degree. *𝗦𝗞𝗬𝗟𝗔𝗥* has returned on Saturdays! She is a superstar & very well known for her skills.
We are open 24 Hours daily. We have clean rooms & free parking - SunriseRH:
SATURDAY at 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔: L*NEW GIRL JUDY, MICHELLE & SUMMER. 10 East Wilmot St, Unit 27, Richmond Hill, on 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟯𝟮𝟱-𝟴𝟬𝟴𝟲 NEW TODAY: JUDY is a YOUNG AND ATTRACTIVE Chinese girl. Details to follow... MICHELLE is a young, curvaceous beauty, 5’2” & 130Lbs, 37DDD-31-41, a trim waist, and a nice butt. Come and be pampered.
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️SPARKLING SPA️ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is… ZOE - Stunning Tall Taiwanese Service Queen with Endless Passion and Sensuality who Wa
- NewOriental:
SATURDAY at𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗣𝗔: HAPPY, LULU & PHOENIX. 10 East Wilmot St, Unit 26, Richmond Hill, on 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟯𝟴𝟭-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 HAPPY is a slim & busty Korean lady with great massage skills & lots of extra fun. LULU is a friendly and very sexy Vietnamese girl with natural B Cups, and a slim to medium frame. She is a lot of fun, and can be wild at times.
- ASPA:
SATUR𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗧 𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀: Jenny and best massage Rachel.𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟳𝟮𝟵-𝟲𝟲𝟬𝟲 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟴𝟯𝟵-𝟱𝟵𝟲𝟲 JENNY is a sexy Asian honey, about 165 Cms., slim to medium build, beautiful natural 36C’s, long sexy legs & big hips, good massage & excellent services. Jenny has sexy smooth skin and a very good personality.
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Saturday at𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵MAGGIE &* TARA. Maggie is a slim and very sexy Korean lady, very pretty and accommodating. Come and try, you will like. New Girl Tara is a young & pretty Asian girl with big melons and fun services.
- ForeverWarden:
Saturday at𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Cindy, Misaki & Tracy, *nicole tracy cindy Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Nicole is tall, very pretty, and slim with a sexy body. She also has top quality services.
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SATURDAY[ at𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝗜𝗡𝗡 𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗦𝗣𝗔: AMY, ELSA, EVA. 10225 Yonge St (North of Major Mackenzie), Richmond Hill, ON 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟴𝟮𝟵-𝟮𝟵𝟴𝟯 AMY is a sweet and friendly Chinese vixen, 158Cms, 115Lbs, with C Cups, very excitable and fun. ELSA is slim, petite & very pretty student, early 20’s about 5’2” and 105 Lbs. Elsa has an innocent look about her, but she can drive you wild with pleasure
- Red Rose Spa:
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- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Young Sexy CBC Rachel. Slim Sexy Chinese Kiki, Tall Slim Sexy Chinese Kelly, Young Sexy Chinese Abie.
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