TJ Trip report

[elsamuel7]

It is hard to figure how a guy would join and wait two years for this type of "fun" on a website. Hell his reports were not even over the top...so if he was a shill he probably would make the reports better....and why would anyone shill on this site? There isn't enough traffic on this site to make it worthwhile.

It is ok to have your bullshit radar turned on, but the last thing we want to do is discourage guys to post. A lurker can be on the fence and then see a guy get attacked and decide it is best to be a lurker.

He contributed and that is great. Besides Fireballs I remember you said before, that you don't even believe half of what you write.

 

[Ascendancy]

Sampson wrote:

It's important because of " transparency" openness in communication, and it's especially important whenever it involves escort business, where fake reviews go on all the time. And I'm not saying this is a fake review or anything involving "MLB" or even "CuminTJ" because I know you guys don't need fake reviews, or ask for them, but it's a big problem on "sex forums."

I'm taking in general now.....What I want to know if where a guy is coming from. Is he hear to promote something, tear down something, troll, or just having a little fun at our expense. We want to know if a monger has an "agenda?" We want to know if somebody is "LE."

So really it's all about "transparency" and besides these sex forums have been pretty dead, and we just have to talk about something, espeically since Dodgers hasn't been around to get the guys going.

Regarding sex acronyms: Yes sex acronyms are common on escort sites and other sex forums. But the story is LP was on this forum for two years, and some weird ass "Jeep forum" that I don't believe is sexual. Besides that, terms like "PLM" isn't used here than often, it's a term that's usually found on another TJ forum only. I been reading "newbie" reports for about 10 years, and they just never used so many rarely used sex acronyms unless they came from another sex forum or are internet junkies.

There are just too many red flags here for me here. But hell maybe I'll plan a trip to the Philippines in two years, but start my research this year, and also keep track of all the main posters over there on the Philippines threads.

Next topic is "why it's wrong to date Lindsey" knowing what you do know about her, and BTW Lindsey wasn't talked about that much over here, in fact we talked more about NOB's racist girl who NOB got rid of.

Lindsey was mostly talked about big time on another sex forum, not this one. Another "red flag."( don't worry the Lindsey topic will be brief, as she really isn't a concern here, but she has been brought up, so we might as well talk about her.)

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thank you Sampson, your professionalism is exemplary.
Your ladies talk very highly of you, and that means a lot to me.
I do hope that we meet face to face one day.

Respectfully,
LP

 

[danielle w]

OK now I am starting to think this is personal FB. You argument is that I know too much so I can't be someone that has been around the boards in the background for two years or so. Wow, I'm amazed that you think someone can't learn this stuff in two fucking years without being a frequent monger. Hell if I started learning spanish two years ago I would probably be getting near fluent now, so why is it such a stretch I could pick up on a few acronyms, and know what a PLM is. When you start on a board such as this there are a buch of acronyms thrown around and you can either be the dumb ass type newbie and ask members what every one means in every f'n thread or you can do a search and find out for yourself. I chose to do the work myself. Two years is a long damn time to study anything. Hell most college degrees can be had in 2-4 years.

DT didn't push me to write any thing. He was the one that communicated back channel with me for a time, and in summary accepted me for who I am and not someone with an ulterior motive. I understand why I took the heat I did. I have thick skin and didn't see it as a personal attack, just a protection driven one for the boards. Rules are different among the US boards because of legal issues. BUT AGAIN I ask FB: Why the crap from you on the TJ board? What is my motive? What do I have to gain?

As for your precious anonymity FB, you make no small issue about it, you try to out, or at least figure out, who everyone is (again I think it’s bordering on a fetish), but shut down or get defensive any time someone chips at your protective layers. I don’t need to go back a hundred years of archives to see that. Hell you’ve attacked people that have questioned you at a level half of what you have me. Fuck FB, you stalk around here like a damn mall cop trying to act and sound important, but having no real power just seems to add to the chip on your shoulder. Reminds me of some of the fucking LE around where I live that think a badge and gun demand respect, even if they were the whiney little runts in high school that got their asses kicked on a daily basis because of diarrhea of the mouth. Respect can’t be demanded, it can only be earned or lost. I’m loosing respect in you with every volley of crap that comes my way.

Let me summarize things one more fucking time for you FB then lets be done with this crap.

I’ve been to TJ on three trips.

The first one I was a dumb and didn’t know the ropes. Spent a day in TJ, the night in San Ysidro, then back to TJ the next day. I don’t remember the head count for that trip but was probably 5 or 6 in the two days. Trip was fall ‘07

Second trip I went with my brother. He had never been there before so I did what I could to make it a great trip for him. We got rooms at Cascades and partied like rock stars. I did 7 different chicas that trip and rented one for my bro as well. Had fun, but got stupid for a while on that trip with smoke and booze when I knew my brother was safe. Trip was winter ’07-’08, did 7 chicas in two days and one night.

Third trip is the one I’m catching shit about. Fall ’09. Reread the TR if you want specifics.

Show me one place that there is a problem in the timelines of what I’ve posted. There isn’t because I’ve been truthful in them all. You try to read things into when posts were made. I’m not into giving specific dates as it’s part of my layers of protection. I posted info as it was useful, not as fast as I could get to a computer. As I’ve said I don’t have a need to stand out, or act superior as you seem to.

Look I’m trying not to make this a flame war or personal attack. About the closest I’ve come to attacking you is the chicks with dicks line and the mall cop analogy, but it’s getting hard not to. What the Fuck have I done to piss you off FB? Am I a challenge to you because I wrote a truthful TR that wasn’t dumb enough to be a newbies? If my fucking post count was 500 or 1000 and I had been here the same amount of time and I wrote the same TR would this even be an issue for you or anyone else? I don’t need a 1275 post count and more than two years to be proficient at anything let alone mongering jargon or my way around the Zona Norte bar district and Av Rev. I’m not a master at it by any stretch, but I’m still learning. I get both sides of a story and make up my own mind about a situation, especially regarding things like the muggings and shit so often reported on it TJ. It’s not a difficult thing to do, and a knowledgeable understanding of any situation can keep a newbie out of most troubles.

FB I’m not sure why, but you seem to boarder on paranoia at times and megalomania at others. You throw yourself in the lime light at ever chance you get, then complain that someone knows too much about you (quote: For a lurker you seem to know a lot about me, when I don't talk about that kind of stuff on this board????????). To put your mind at ease, I’m not obsessed with you, stalking you, or even searching your background. The things I know about you have all come from threads and flame wars you have been involved in over the two years I’ve been around the board and in archived threads I’ve read because of other info I was searching to learn about TJ and the mongering scene. I couldn’t careless about you personally, though until now I had put you in a unwritten list of those that I trusted the opinion of more that others based on my assessment of what and who someone was on the boards. As for the meeting offer it was a jab at you. I knew what your response would be to that one. You are a self professed loaner and take pride in your feeling of invincibility as you walk the streets of your precious turf. Feel superior any way you need to, as for me I’m done justifying my actions. I don’t know what else to do FB. I wrote a truthful and I guess over intelligent TR that has been corroborated by Sampson as factual in as much as he can attest to and I’ve been forthright and honest with my replies to your suspicions. I have nothing to gain from deceit, lies, or cloak and dagger BS. What more to you fucking need FB?

So FB, I’m sorry if I’m somehow a threat to you in your mind, I’m sorry if I’m not dumbed down to your acceptance level, and I’m sorry I didn’t post bull shit stuff when I came on the boards just to run my post count up so I could be “respectable and creditable” when I did have something to contribute.

Feel better now?

LP

 

[Mike A]

I am not sure why it is important if he has been a lurker or had another handle. It is nice he chose to contribute. The acronyms are know great mystery as they are used by escort clients on boards everywhere...it is not like they are unique to Tijuana.

 

[Whatever Dude]

I agree with DeviousThinker there is no f-ing way LakePirate has only been a "lurker" for two years only on this board!

Now what could have happened is DeviousThinker pushed LakePirate to get off his ass, visit TJ, fuck the girls, and then finally write a trip report?

LakePirate wrote:



Now I know for sure your some long ago second handle at the very least, and "LE" at the worst?

How would you know that I value my anonymity than most? Only if you belonged to another site, longer than a month, or belonged to a "private" site would you know that about me.

Hell no I would never meet up with possible "LE?" or a weirdo that spends years researching prostitution forums before finally take a trip. And no I no longer go to fiestas or hang out with people on "sex forums." For a lurker you seem to know a lot about me, when I don't talk about that kind of stuff on this board????????

LakePirate:

So what trip was this your first? Newbies staying in Cascades first or send trip? It also sounds like a trip 10 months ago, but your trip report claims you haven't been in TJ for two years?

LP wrote:

How many SGs did you meet in your short TJ mongering career to make come up with this one? You sure are opinionated for a new guy that just started going to TJ?

I also love all those sex acronyms LakePirate uses. He must have a sex acronym dictionary right next to him, or he is a internet junkie and gained knowledge on the 'Jeep forums" he hangs out in....LFK,CFS, TGTBT etc etc.( lets not forget "PLM" that's really isn't a well known acronym, except for one place?)

Of course it's common for first time sex report writers to use that many sex acronyms. ( FLK light French kissing...I had to look that up, I didn't know that one)

 

[michael b]

"... children ... irregularly produced may be attended with much inconvenience." -- Benjamin Franklin, 1745

 

[Cake.]

I was disappointed to have missed a date with Kitty as her reviews are great. It sounded like the time would have been a great one.

I have a theory on why Lindsey's client retention is higher. Kitty strikes me as a fantastic roller coaster ride and one everyone would enjoy, but once done, the newness is gone and the adrenaline subsides it's not necessarily a ride you wound get in line for again; where Lindsey, while not as wild in the short run, is like your overstuffed recliner, someplace that's soothing after a long day at work, and that type of comfort never really gets old.

Who the F really knows what drives us beyond the penis. I know that if Kitty is still around on my next trip I still want that roller coaster ride at least once, but a lot changes in a year...

LP

 

[JoshuaEvanss]

RP, don't get me wrong. I would repeat with Lindsey. Was she the best of the trip, no, but the bar was set high. She was good and I enjoyed my time. Most of these girls can read a guy better than a psychiatrist and maybe she was giving me what I wanted by letting me take the lead and her playing it "shy". Doesn't matter I had a good time with her. As I've stated the only negative was the lack of AM attention, but I was tired when we went to sleep. It was even my idea to turn in when we did so maybe she thought I would rather sleep. I don't know. I went the escort route this round for a bit more connection than the bar or street scene, and that included BBBJ and DATY (something I won’t do in the Zona Norte). With out the DATY I still think Lindsey would treat you right (especially if you took her a bag of candy corn), but for that matter so would Carolina. Good luck and if in doubt I think Sampson will steer you right.

LP

 

[Tink42]

FB, Damn you seem hung up on this so here goes….

1) Yep, you are wrong. I don’t care if I get an “I’m Sorry” or not, I don’t think your Q’s are based on malice so I don’t require a retraction or a public apology.

2) I never said my meeting was on T-day. It wasn’t, it was a few weeks ago. I didn’t post right away to keep some anonymity. I plan to keep some things private, and my business life is one of them.

3) Yes I got a hard time from a few people because of my views regarding treatment of those with low post counts, what you didn’t or couldn’t know was what correspondence went on via PM and the acceptance I received form the most harsh of the critics after it was said and done. I kept my word that if I had a report to post I would. Now look what it’s got me for my trouble.

4) Fine line on this one FB. I haven’t been a member at TJA long and the trip report was my first post and a direct cut and paste from my report on mpnet. Please note: I USE THE SAME USERNAME ON BOTH BOARDS as I don’t have a thing to hide.

5) That’s between you and her, or at least your demon to get over. If you have Q’s ask her yourself. I’m not the only one to feel she isn’t the racist you make her out to be, check at the “other forum” for someone else’s opinion too.

6) That one is between you and Sampson. I believe the girls were sick. I actually respect their decision to cancel due to illness and Sampson’s efforts to find an agreeable solution to the problem. Shows ethical thinking if you ask me.

7) Your radar is your problem. On or off I don’t care anymore, at least we know where you stand.

8) It’s a true and factual report though not the wildest time I’ve had in TJ.*
As for cramming a lot in one session, when you get there once a year you have to cram a shit load into a small time frame. I have to thank the pharmaceutical industry for making it possible!


*(that would be the trip before with my brother, but that one was a bit reckless and overall stupid so I don’t feel like a report on it would be helpful for anyone, I mean I lost my bro for several hours that night, got drunk, smoked weed with a BG, did a strip club girl up the ass with a Mexican condom, did a BG that my bro had done as well, and then found not one or two, but three receipts from the HSBC ATM in my pocket the next day…How's that for being both stupid and lucky.
I guess God does love drunks and fools, and I was both on that trip...)

LP

 

[Mr Warrior]

Thanks for the kind words. At this point I think I am doing what I love, and for that I am grateful. If I can get 10 more years to see my son become a man, that would be great....of course I could still produce other children....

 

[xcake_eater123]

Sampson, Yes that was me. I can verify by using the phone I called you with, or my e-mail used to inquire about a few of your providers prior to my SD travel. Thanks again for calling me as quickly as you did to let me know of Karla and Kitty's problems. I appreciate the effort you put in.

Obviously I want to keep some anonymity in this situation and don’t want my location or personal info revealed in public or on the forum, but to the extent you have come forward for me I thank you. If FB still has his doubts do a personal search of my area code and you will see that my user name is plausible given the geographic local.

Thanks again for your help when I had phone probs. I heard form Mundo right after you spoke to him. He seamed surprised I would ask you to contact him on my behalf. I will definitely contact your service next time I’m planning a TJ visit!

Here’s hoping the girls don’t drive you to an early grave.

LP

 

[smilenow]

First of FB it’s LakePirate, but I don’t really care what you call me.

As for my choices of providers; I have a type I like. We all do. I don’t do fat chicks, old chicks, or chicks with dicks like some do around here. I like relatively young, spinner types. I am to f’n old and fat to figure I could get them without P4P, so if I’m renting it I’m going to be selective and go for what I like. Also, I don’t yet posses fluency in Spanish. With that in mind I kept my selection to English speaking girls (or at least ones listed as speaking English). It came down to Paola and Ashley from CITJ and Ashley’s service was $50 and hour less than Paola’s so I went with her. Didn’t know there was any doubt about her age. Guess that would fall under my stupidity if she’s underage, or your overly suspicious mind if she’s of age. From my time with her I think she’s 18. If I had doubts at the time I would have sent her packing. Though I like the younger providers I’m not into underage girls.

Re Ashley’s looks…The girl is cute as hell, and much better in person than in her pictures, at least to me, but again we all have our personal tastes don’t we.

LP

 

[you love to hate me]

FB, does someone with a brain scare you? You seem to have an issue with me knowing too much. Why can't I posses this knowledge from reading these boards for a couple of years. Can one only learn the ropes by being in TJ?
I make a living using my brain. I have to learn fast and adapt on the go. Not too much different in TJ than every day at work.

I say this again, I do not embellish, I do not lie, and I only go by LakePirate.
You conspiracy theory stuff is off base this time.

Sometimes I think you only raise these types of questions to try and out someone, it seems to be a weird obsession coming from one that seems to value their anonymity more than most.

I’m not an attention whore as some are around here. I’m perfectly at ease with being in the background. I post when I have something useful to say.
If you think something is so off answer me this: What the hell do I have to gain by representing my self as someone else, or making up some story? Nothing I can think of. If I were LE I’d be working on busting some F’n child molesting bastard and wouldn’t care less about some legal mongering going on in TJ. I’m with OC on this one, I don’t think LE would waste their time on a board such as this, they have bigger and more public fish to fry than a bunch of old guys getting their freak on in TJ.

As it stands I’m scheduled to be back out in SD late next year. If you want I can drop you a line and we can head to TJ together and you can get to know me. I don’t have anything to hide, but then again IIRC you don’t do that with people from this board do you?…

LP

 

[LittleFoot]

I will try to answer both posts with one post.

Nahomy is one of a kind. I would say Julia is close. She is not as crazy as Nahomy...like giving bbbj's in the car...etc....but I have had several tell me she is similar to Nahomy, but prettier. Nahomy's English got better as she put in time with us.

Lindsey: I have never slept with her, so it is hard for me to answer. I always here she wants to please. I know from one guys account that she did bbbjcim, which lots of guys like. I get lots of guys asking for second and third time with her....

Carolina also does well...she is a pleaser....guys want to eat her pussy and she will say....well if that is what you want to do, but I am here to please you.

 

[ANTHONY R]

I am curious Sampson, who is your best GFE girl? IMHO the girl that provided the best from your Agency was Nahomy. She did everything and did it with a smile. I still can remember how I finished in her mouth with a beautiful smile to a happy ending, and the fact that she had excellent muscle control. Do you have a girl that is like that at your agency right now (muscle control)?

 

[im_a_goofy_chick]

Can you give an asessment of how Lindsey is? I have been eyeing her for a while as I like my latinas like Lindsey and the fact that she can speak English is a plus, but I just don't know how she is sexually? To me, I pay for play, not pay to get you motivated to fuck. So how is she in bed? I know that from what you have described LP, well atleast from my understanding of how you have described her, is that she is somewhat distant. So for me, I don't DATY to any provider as there is a high risk of contracting STDs, I mostly like to finger my ladies as I am rubbing their clit, so if I don't do it (DATY), will her service be less? Thanks in advance.

 

[Mr Sheepy is back again]

I get pretty good feedback on Kitty....and excellent feedback from Lindsey...Lindsey has a much better retention of clients....but everyone's experience is somewhat different I am sure.

 

[Fly Boys]

I have had the pleasure of knowing Kitty and she is the Disneyland of escorts. She speaks fluent english and she is a seductress and a temptress, not to mention she can tea bag like kettle. You missed out LP as Kitty is one of a kind. As for Lindsey and Carolina, they are really cute, but Lindsey just doesn't look like she is a good provider, and from LP post, it has been verified. To me I like to try thick and lighter latinas like Kitty and Nayeli, now to try Ruby

 

[HUMAN]

This is the season for respiratory viral infections. It is not uncommon for one-quarter to one-half of people who work with the public to catch something this time of year.