I went to Shirley Wu today. I had a bad experience. Let me tell you about it.
I called ahead, fine. Got to the door, seems like a medical practice, but of the Eastern medicine variety (acupuncture and acupressure). Buzz in, lady opens the door. Not attractive at all, late 40s, bad english. Smiles at me and tells me to come in, since she sees I'm wearing a suit and tie. AMPs always love that, for some reason, I guess they expect a big tip. She brings me in, looks like a medical practice inside. I don't see anyone else but hear voices. She brings me down a hallway into a side room with some massage tables, in an almost covert way which I didn't like. I ask for a shower, and she brings me to a small shower room which I use.
After I get back to the room, I ask the lady her name, and whether they do acupuncture here. Tells me her name is something like Mai, and she says "Doctor does acupuncture, I do massage" in an almost conspiratorial way which still seemed really shady to me. At this point, I wondered if she was trying to steal me from the real doctor or masseuse, but I decided to see how things went.
Got naked, started massage. She obviously knew what she was doing, but it just wasn't doing anything for me besides being pleasant. Too much oil, maybe, and not hard enough. I wasn't terribly worried at this point though, and still expected to enjoy myself. At the beginning, I asked if they did prostate massage, and she nodded and said yes. The massage continued, and she eventually spent five or ten minutes massaging and scratching my head, which I thought was a waste of time.
She does my legs a bit, and then starts the worst light touch I've ever felt, rushed, not very soft, and not sensual at all. Almost uncomfortable. When she's done with that, she goes and gets a rubber glove, yikes! I really wasn't sure what to expect from this prostate massage. She just rushes into it, lubing my butt up and sticking a finger in there, with very little technique. It felt pretty damn uncomfortable to me. She's doing this for a while, and I'm intensely not enjoying it and being on the verge of asking her to stop, when someone comes to the door and starts talking to the lady in Chinese. She continues fingerfucking me while talking to this lady, when suddenly she stops, walks away, and the lady replaces her. I ask the lady her name, and she tells me Shirley. I think, "Thank god, I'm saved!" The other lady thought that I was somebody else, or that I'd been there before, Shirley told me.
Shirley does a few minutes of massage, and then goes and gets a rubber glove of her own. She then starts doing the same prostate massage, albeit with actual technique. However, it's still doing nothing for me and I'm not enjoying it, and eventually ask her to stop, saying that I wanted to try it but decided I didn't like it. She understands, and walks out, and the terrible lady replaces her again, starting up a handjob with my flaccid and completely uninterested member. All the while she's murmuring words of encouragement like "pretty baby" and "number one" and ridiculous shit like that. When she sees nothing's happening for me, she puts my hand on her breast, which I immediately take away. She's trying her damndest to please me (unsuccessfully), and begins taking her shirt off. She is not in good shape at all, having a big stomach and being extremely unattractive to me, so I kindly ask that she not do so. Anyway, I eventually manage to pop from her HJ through sheer willpower and the desire to end it, at which point she cleans me off with a lukewarm towel and tells me it's over.
Total cost, $50 + $30 tip (very generous considering the circumstances). I asked Shirley later why they had switched, and she said it was a crazy day, and that somebody had called and never showed up or canceled or something and maybe this other lady thought I was him, but any way you look at it, they were having a bad day.
I really wish I could have had this other lady that Nemo had. I can only hope she's somewhat attractive, since it sounds like he had a really good time with her. I had a terrible time, and my ass still feels very uncomfortable from the experience. Fuck! I do think other people could have a good time here, but it was a failure for me.