The Trident, is it for everyone???

[MwzoZird]

Oh Noooooo!!!! .......Ecpaul, you forgot to put "Trident" in quotes!!!! lol

 

[~Nikki~choke it urself]

blasphemor you dare speak against the master of the trident.

 

[princess1995]

Cantinflas thanks for posting the info on the use of the trident. You will continue to be one of my favorite reviewers.

 

[The Punisher]

Since this is in the massage section, I'd like to point out using this move is a good way to get on the shitlist of a KMP real fast.

 

[axftvhey]

Hey Cantinflas, what you just described is NOT only called the "Trident" but it is ALSO known as the "Shocker"!!!.....which of course is the name I'm very partial to!!!...I'm just Not sure why?!?!? lol

Anyway, I know it's been mentioned before and NO disrespect to you or to the "Trident" order but what the heck is the difference?!?!? I have applied this technique before, but unfortunately I don't use it frequent enough to be able to add membership to my signature line!!! : (

However,...keep spreading the teaching and maybe you can get more members to join you in the order of the "Trident Knights"!!!

 

[and_y_knot]

Alas, squiredom may be my domain. Don't even think about asking me to carry your 'lance'

 

[rjeevulriimiezezv]

Thats my point, a true Trident Knight would not be detered by some Culo blockage. The Roid is no match for a true Trident. Thank you for being honest and yes the Trident is not for you, but keep the faith, someday it will come.

 

[vowmosseelalk]

I'm more into to thumb wrestling with ms. clitty and on rare occasions mr. thumb's tag team partner mr. pinky would ambush the holiest of the holeys. Unfortunately during my last match with Marie from Gold's mr. pinky's culo ambush was outflanked by Marie's clitty partner ms. hemmrhoid. Needless to say,my tag team days has been temporarily retired...

 

[Los Ojos]

I have begun to notice the very liberal use of the "Trident" by everyone on hobby boards. As it is, I am very proud to be able to spread the word of the teachings of "The Trident" but I am afraid like everything popular it will be used for evil purposes only.

Let's back up a second and look at the history of "The Trident". I was just a regular hobbyist like the rest of you perverts and one day a light shined on me and it was the Light of the Trident. A new dawn arrrived and I was endowed with a new spirit of spreading Love, Joy and "The Trident". I underwent a strenuous training period where I had to subject myself to all sorts of anal cavities, and survive I did. I came to realize that a good "Trident" will bring forth pleasure and in the wrong hands pain.

So now to the problem at hand, if you feel you must apply a "Trident" please be sure that your are following the rules.
1. Clean hands
2. Only use your right hand (FU lefties, you were burned at the stake years ago)
3. Middle finger and Index finger in the Culo and Ring finger or Pinky in the snatch.
4. If you feel you are ready for the Holy Trident, stick your dick in her snatch while applying the trident.
5. If you feel you can achieve greatness, then the Divine Intervention is for you. Apply the Trident and then stick your dick in her ass.
6. Sorry The Trident is to be used on females only...No exceptions
7. If you will be using the Trident more than 3 times in one Lunar year you must add the following to your signature line "Member of the Trident Knights" once again no exceptions, either you are a Trident Knight or not!!!
8. When you refer to your escapade or worthless review, you must place the word Trident in quotes to show your acknowledgement of the reverence to the order of the Trident.

I guess that pretty much covers it, so please fellas, let's be respectful to me and the Order.

P.S. Don't use the Live Long and Prosper Trident, I was sued for that...