The 10 Oldest Women We Would Still Bang

[Bob White]

http://comedy.com/2008/06/19/the-10-oldest-women-wed-still-bang/


Oh boy. You ever put together a Top 10 ranking and, after some research, discover horrible things about yourself? Let’s say, for example, you were thinking you were going to rank the oldest women you’d still have consensual sexual intercourse with and think there’d be some hot babes in their 40s and 50s on that list… and then have the youngest one be 58 years old? Well that’s exactly what happened. Here are the Top 10 Oldest Women we’d still bang. Enjoy.


10. Morgan Fairchild (58)

Them breastessess don’t look 58! Lose the arm gloves and we’re talkin’.


9. Cheryl Tiegs (60)

We’ll never take down our Cheryl Tiegs poster either.


8. Susan Lucci (61)

More like ‘All My Grandchildren”. But she still gives us a halfy.


7. Suzanne Somers (61)

Oooooh. G-mama takes care of herself. Lemme be your Thigh Master. Or something.


6. Diane Sawyer (62)

I bet she’s really classy in the bedroom. Whatever that means.

5. Goldie Hawn (62)
Just, like, pretend its Kate Hudson.

 

[Pompal 09.]

4. Helen Mirren (62)

So old… but so elegant. We’d do.


3. Dolly Parton (62)

Like if Dolly Parton was hitting on you, you’d turn it down. It would be your duty as an American.


2. Racquel Welch (67)

She’s not a ‘would do’, she’s actually a ‘want to do’. Hubba hubba, old lady.


1. Sophia Lauren (73)

Uhhhh. Seventy three, huh? Hmm. Okay. Yeah. We’d do it. Then we’d brag to our grandpa.

 

[sky.lilah]

Morgan Fairchild is hot. She should be the #1

 

[bunkyriver]

I'd pass on Sophia and Helen. Way past their primes.

 

[harris4got]

They left out the hottest one:

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[texascool]

I would definitely bang Racquel Welch

 

[The Manipulator]

Racquel Welch and Goldie Hawn, are the 2 I would see. Welch classy and Goldie fun.

 

[protein6x]

They are all past their prime.:neutral:

Must pass on Somers. NOT good plastic surgery!:beurk:

But THIS is the pic for Mirren:

 

[walking lady]

Too old to pay for, maybe if it was free I would bang some of them.

 

[herblaura]

Your being generous cos you are off on a few of the ages...Suzanne Somers is 63..Dolly Parton is 64 ...Sophia LOren is 75 and Raquel will be 70 on Sept.5th

 

[Pompal 09.]

Way too old, no thank you!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Raquel for sure!!

 

[Dharma Nature]

Age 56

I am going with 50+, because if you lower it to the 40's there are hundreds.

 

[Ompa Loompa]

http://www.thinkfashion.com/photos/celebrities/picture153031.aspx
Jane Seymour
Dana Delany
Sela Ward
Diane Lane
Kim Basinger 53
Marcia Cross 45 Desperate Housewives
Virginia Madsen 46
Rene Russo 53 Lethal Weapon
Vanessa Williams 44
Jill Hennessy 39
Linda Evangelista Canadian Supermodel from St. Catherines
Meg Ryan (her eyes and smile get me)
Julianne Moore
Rebecca DeMournay
Maria Bello
Jennifer Beals
Eva LaRue
Eva Mendes
Jean Smart
Michelle Pfieffer
Joely Fischer
Patrica Heaton "Everybody loves Raymond"
Debra Messing
Liz Hurley
Diana Lane
Rachel Hunter
Jenny McCarthy
Cyndy Margolis
Drea Dimatteo Sopranos-Adriana
Kerri Russell
Shania Twain 42
Tea Leoni
Halle Berry
Marg Helgenberger
Faith Hill
Kelly Preston
Sara Evans
Heather Locklear
Phyllis Davis Bea on Vegas (Dan Tanna)
Selma Hayak
Toni Braxton
Sheryl Crow
Holly Robinson Peete 21 Jump Street
Stacy Dash
Ashley Judd
Deidre Hall
Racquel Welch
Ann Margaret
Natalie Wood
Tina Louise
Donna Mills
Jane Russell
Vivica Fox

There's too many!

 

[Emmett]

It's funny Tiegs,Brinkley and Fairchild were all very small chested at the height of there fame.

Now it appears they all have gone to the same surgeon,lol.

 

[5th Horseman]

Looks like a few to many procedures for Victoria Principal

But back in the old days, wow those belong in the nipple hall of fame

 

[rawr_i luv him]

You forgot Judge Judy and Betty White! :tongue:

 

[questionable]

Correct. Must have been an oversight.

 

[Barb M]

Stevie Nicks, and if I could get her to sing in bed, I would die a happy man.

 

[Wilde33]

Age 51 (in less then two weeks she'll be 52)