High as fuck aftr a session of malana cream
,me was yestrday, when suddenly devious thoughts
of messin around with a North East chic
was created in my medulla oblongata.
My tainted hormones
overpowered my logical thinkin
,therefore headed to:-
To..to. NW CBD around 5:30 pm yestrday,since this is d NE desi Playboy mansion.
Took a shot for dry massage.
Me was in a fix as to whom to opt for
, cuz its hella tough
when you have to choose between pepperoni pizza
, medium rare bacon ham burger
or pan sauted
pork ribs
โบ
..
Dis place be not a massage parlor , it iz a fine dine restro bistro snacc parlor..i come here to eat my female delicacies.*munch**crunch*
But LO!, As me glanced thru the options
,
Seems like this petite but cute as hell
but busty Ang*l
is back here.
Shes gud for domination since shes petite, sleek n lean and cuteeeeeeeeee as fock
So opted for her.
Entered room
Changed to dispo.
Hashish high was givin me brilliant ideas.
Lowered my dispo befor she ventured into the room(tactical move for obvious reason).
Smiled at her as she entered asked her about her wellbeing and stuff, damn
me was smooth and her mood was pink(happy)
Complimented her fair complexion and lovely new haircut.
Told her to start the massage from the front side(otherwise done from d posterior side).
She noticed my lowered dispo.
So since we was talkin and laughin and makin jokes about random things, me is assuming her mood was good,cuz she said,
"Dispo nikal do na, uncomfortable lag rhaa hai toh".
Me exclaimed " what an idea , maidumji"
She giggled
What a masseuse, me must say, her handiwork is game on ,on point
....
She complimented me skin , cuz me is supah fair n all that shizzz, and ofcuz me height is 6'1"
15 mins in massage:-
Me said tum gym wagera jaati ho kya
..?
Itna khatarnaak figure pure saal kaise maintain karte ho?
She blushed
yet again for the 517th time yet again, while me wuz oogling at her
,pink lips
, ready to make a move, but was waiting for the final blush.
(My Pineal gland was sufficiently triggered at this point
)
Which happend after 2-3 mins when me touched her face and said , dayummm, your face is glowwinnn
She was like blushin
and said " kuch bhi"
Thats when me move in for a kiss , dint tell her anything , just went for the kiss(her fookin saliva tastes like kaju katli, sweet
no kiddin) and then things escalated like anything, clothing started coming off, lingerie was undressed & next thing me know ,she was all over me , me was all over her(babla choos
, gaand dabao
, chumma chatti
,baal
kheecha,hilao, khilao ,pilao)..
Me guess this is how you do it boys, smooth moves without talking about service and how much you'll take for HJ TL and all that crap..just be nice , compliment and make your move at the right moment..
IF you treat her like a "
masseuse", you will be treated as a "
customer", if you treat her like a gf , you "may" get bf treatment
One of the best GFEs ever .
Me was overwhelmed ,felt like me actually owned her..wuz lit, shes warm
.
Me hands and fingers were all over her, every place possibleโโ
Dats when she told me again" aap bahut handsome ho, itni gora ho and height bhi lambi ho"..
Gotta admit ,her grammatically wrong ,broken twisted, gender incorrect hindi gives me a hardon
..idk y? Is that even allowed
This was it, the moment which made me a horny horned hentai white fookin scum himalayan yeti
.
Me plead
pretty pleaseeeee pleaseeee suck me, "NO" mat bolo.
, boht hard
ho gaya hu.
She obligded
, her sooookin wuz ossam..
cumshot d heavy juices on her honeybun boosty tiddies
โโ..me cudve done it on her face(magnum sniper headshot) , but she was scared of me spilling it on her hair ..
Pro tip:-โโ
Guess she likes fair and tall guys.
Condom ni tha brothers
(me is a madarpappu), warna sex confirmed tha
but evrything else was done...
Took her number , since shes off to her hometown from next week , she said she myt come in jan or feb .... possibly will try to meet her outside before she goes , next time mayb maybe..greater things myt happen
.
Gave her 1.5k goodwill for the GFE..Shes like a butter knife with hazelnut nutella on it which doesnt cut
As me exited the shop, an ecstatic exuberance of satisfaction permeated thru my vertebrata
, it was a deed well done, bang a buck well spent
.
Puffin the malboro
, blowin off the smoke into the winter sky ,me peered thru the twilight orange purply cold sky
as me reminisced the hardcore spent moments inside
.
DAT SLEEK FIGURE:10/10
BUSTYNESS INDEX:50/10
GFE: 100/10
CUTENESS :200/100
TIME WELL SPENT: 300/100
NEXT TIME MAYBE: 1000/10
CIAO..