Apologies for the long story, but I thought this was really funny, and had a good lesson in it, so I thought I'd share.
I decided to take the plunge, and like most others, I was disappointed on my first try. That said, it's clearly my fault because I got caught in a white lie and felt completely stupid. It’s obvious that they are very careful, and I didn't fully factor in to what extent this would manifest itself. My bad. You'll have to wait until the end for the punch line, but here's how it went down.
I called up, and, in the process of making my appt, I was asked if I had been there before. Well, truth is, I hadn't but being a little greedy (I suppose…really?...OK fine yes I was being greedy) at the recommendation of some folks earlier in this thread, I went with the "I've been here before, but not since last year" approach. (Mistake #1)
I arrive for my appt and am greeted by our beautiful brunette hostess. She escorts me to the room where we begin to have a little chat.
She asks me, "Who did you see?
Me, "I saw Nicole... and Lyna."
She asks what Nicole and Lyna looked like, FUCK! So clearly this was not going well since it was obvious to both of us that I didn't have my story straight.
Ok. Our beautiful hostess leaves and the lovely Samantha comes back in and on we went. I like to get showered before and after, so I ask if that's possible. Sure, no problem. So my session starts with a lonely shower in the deep dark downstairs shower. YUK! I can't resist the getting the feeling that I'm being punished. But, Ok. Fine. I deserve it. I'm still optimistic.
I come back up after the shower, get REALLY comfy on the table, and Samantha comes back and we're off to the races, or so I thought. Side note, Samantha gives one of the best therapeutic massages I've ever had. She is seriously good. Firm, but smooth and a really sweet girl to boot. If I hadn't REALLY been in the mood for some good times, this probably would have been sufficient. Shoulders, Back, legs, back back legs.. no special places... sigh... Flip. Maybe now?!?!?! Chest (mine ... sigh)...chest (mine) .. legs (mine). So the massage is great, but things clearly aren't going as I had hoped. She says...ok, we're done anything else? I point to the little guy. She says,” nope...we're not that kind of place.” Now, I have it from on high that it is that kind of place, but I know I’m screwed.
I say ok...no problem. I get it. It was obviously not to be this time. Clearly I was caught in my little white lie. Feeling a little foolish, but none the worse for wear as I got a great massage out of the deal. No sense in making a big deal out of it, so, I get dressed and get myself ready to go.
The thing is I had not yet realized HOW deeply I was caught in my little white lie I was soon to find out.
The "hostess" the gorgeous brunette from earlier reappears to walk me out and presents me with a little envelope for Samantha.
She says, with a completely straight and unaffected tone, "Did you enjoy your stay?"
Me, "well yes, I was a little disappointed, but it’s not a big deal. Hopefully I'll be back." I insert a small tip in the envelope and say...WAIT FOR IT.... I say..."BTW...what was your name?"
She says, "Lyna."
DOH! I say, "Hmmm...We’ve never met before have we?" NOW finally realizing the extent to which I was caught.
She says, "Nope." Without even the slightest smirk. I think the expression was more like “NOPE. ASSHOLE!”
Me, "hmmmmm...ok, well maybe next time." And out the door I go.
So, what’s the moral of the story? Don't tell white lies, but if you do, be contrite if you want to have any hope of recovering from it.
I hope to be able to recover because a few things are very obvious to me. One, these ladies are smart, beautiful and have the potential to be incredibly sensual. Two, these ladies are very … VERY ... careful and won't be taking too many risks, because they don't need to. Three, I now want to succeed more than ever, because I envision a really nice time.
So, with my tail between my legs I will plan to return this week and see if I have a better time.
So there it is. Please be gentle with me