Sorry … Haven’t properly introduced myself!

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1st I would like to thank all of you BM’s who answered my questions. I am now 99.9% sure that I have covered all possible requirements for my trip to Phuket. Special thanx are in order to the following individuals: Andy50, ThaiJane, CoolHand, SafeAs, Darma, Eurogirlinthai, Grimsbyuk (although that thread has gone left field now …) IrishJohnny, Jaybee, TinTin, Caerphilly (Good Map!!) & anyone else I may have forgetten who helped me out!!

Now for some background on how I became familiar with Phuket (Juicy Tid Bits included … ) I 1st visited Phuket (Patong Beach specifically) from March 12, 2000 to March 16, 2000 (On the way to Kuwait) and then again from June 14, 2000 to June 18, 2000 (Return trip to Camp Pendelton, California) I was with the Marine Corps, 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit on board the Bonhomme Richard (Also known as the Bonhomme Retard by those who disliked the ship … ) I can’t remember when everything occurred so I am not going to emphasis chronological order too much. It occurred to me half way into planning my return trip to Phuket that I only had 6 encounters with Thai women in Phuket the 1st time I went there!

The 1st time was probably at the Massage Parlor. I was hanging out with Section 2 (Intelligence) They were all Techno raver types .. real laid back. My best bud out of that group, whom I will call Mr. A to conceal his identity, was also my “Military Buddy” (To explain “Military Buddy” .. we were NOT allowed to go off on our own anywhere :sad: We HAD to have someone sign off and sign back on the boat with us and we couldn’t go off on our own as The Military Police were patrolling to catch anyone going solo … more on this later …)




This was my 1st (and ONLY) Massage Parlor experience. We took a Tuk Tuk to Phuket Town somewhere out in the residential area (at least it seemed that way to me …) I picked a girl from the middle section (due to all the haters that claimed the best ones before me … and the fact that she looked sweet tempered) It turn out that she was just as she looked. After the Soap Bath \ Bad Massage I banged her missionary style and she lay on top of me for a while. If it weren’t for my military buddies possibly waiting for me downstairs I would have tried to bang her again as she 1) made no effort to get me to leave and 2) was cuddling me like she was expecting more.




Later that night we had gone to the bar, gotten drunk and returned to our cheap ass hotel as we had gotten to stay out of town without curfew that night. I had my 1st all nighter with a GORGEOUS girl with long black silky hair and glass from the bar right downstairs in the hotel!! (Talk about convenient!!) I can’t remember the name of the hotel, but I CAN tell you that it was in the Southern part of Patong Beach (you can walk to it from Ex-Pat) and that it was a little away from the main area where tourist usually are) I ****ed her 3 times that night (long lasting on each … how in shape I was then …) It was the 1st time I EVER actually got tired of ****ing :ytounge: I was QUITE satisfied, to say the LEAST! The room was hot, so we just slept next to each other but not close (One of the reasons I am going for full air conditioning this time around …) In the morning she was acting like she wanted to do it some more (and according to some of you .. she most likely did!) Of course I wanted to accommodate her but Mr. A started crying about how he doesn’t want to really cheat on his girlfriend back home (This AFTER he already did, right? :complain: )

I stopped hanging out with them to go hang out with a buddy of mine (The only one I still have contact with from the military) We mostly did shopping, buying boot leg games for the play station (He was NOT a night life type … so enough about that …)



Sometime either the 1st time there or the 2nd I hung out with my actual Section, S-3 (Operations) We wound up at the bar scene, and I had a quickie there. Hot girl, nice but she rushed me .. we talked a bit after I banged her but she didn’t want to wait around for my 2nd erection (in retrospect, if I had offered more Baht she probably would have .. oh well!!)



We stayed at the bar area all night (Staff NCO’s included) I made a point to flirt with just one girl that whole night, average looks but sweet. We got quite drunk, but I did INTENTIONALLY ask to go “Out” with her. Paid the Bar Fee, yada yada and wound up at her apartment with a fellow co-worker in my section. I don’t remember too many details (save YES I did wear a rubber .. wasn’t THAT drunk …) I remember it being a good lay (Even though I can’t remember cumming for some reason … :what: ) and lying on top of her with her arms around me before the other guy decided we needed to get back to the boat.



The 2nd time we visited Patong, I made it a point to pair up with a Military Buddy more my style (HEH) We will just call him Big Will. Big Will was ALL about the women and seemed like the best buddy I could have (The reason I didn’t hook up with him earlier was because he was hanging out with his own peoples in his section) We were granted all night liberty again and Bill Will and myself booked an Air Conditioned hotel. We picked up 2 free lancer girls just up the street from the hotel and banged them right there. The girl I was with acted a little snooty (I’m guessing because she was in the presence of another couple) She was acting like Big Will and myself were in a competition, and was amusingly annoyed when I failed to be the longest runner (what can I say .. Big Will was corn fed and in better shape than me .. I know, I know .. excuses, excuses … )

Big Will was cool but he did something that kinda annoyed me. He INSISTED that we go hang out at the club!! For those of you who genuinely enjoys this, no insult intended, but from my point of view we were there to Bang and NOT to “Pick Up” girls we could just as easily have gotten at the bar or the street!! I guess Big Will wanted the “Thrill” of the pursuit … not I !! We danced for what seemed like ETERNITY (although we did meet a lot of the co-workers we hung out with at the club, so I guess it wasn’t TOO bad …) Big Will hooked up with a fine short haired girl and I hooked up with .. well .. I am not going into details, but she wasn’t quite my standard :embrassed (I don’t know any guy that this hasn’t happened to at least once, so don’t give me grief!! no: Heh …) Oddly I lasted a LONG time with her and Big Will just kept ****ing and ****ing until finally after he cummed in the girl’s mouth she left in a huff (He was doing that “disrespect the dirty girl” thing that I TOTALLY disagree with! If a woman is giving it up, you she be nice to her ALWAYS!! :biggrinlo ) Oh yeah, and after all that hunting, we STILL wound up paying them some Baht, so I don’t know WHY we picked up girls at the club in the 1st place!!

That about sums up my 1st experience of Phuket. It was a great time, but I had always felt it could have been MUCH better with the right people. That is why I am returning. So I can have Phuket like Burger King … MY WAY!! I will constantly get Bar Girls if I want!! I will NOT go to any clubs their cause it’s not my thing. I will NOT have to report to anyone for any reason!! I will NOT have to be with someone who will prevent me from having the optimal experience of Phuket and waste my time!! It’s going to be SO nice!! 27 days and counting!! How ever shall I contain this madness till then?! I depart May 13th and arrive in Phuket 08:20AM May 15th. I’ll be staying at The Ex-Pat Hotel. Maybe you might see me there? Hope so!! Unless I can think of something to add or ask, I probably will not post again until AFTER my trip (Gonna have LOTS of PICS for u all .. I Guarantee it!! ) Take Care!! :cheers:

 

[Carling]

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Good story - I enjoyed reading it

 

[KB929]

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Interesting!

 

[ano]

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Hi Marvis,

You're certainly welcome!

Enjoyed your tales. Expat was an excellent choice. I stayed there in Jan, Feb and Mar. Liked it so much I just couldn't leave. A real home away from home. You're gonna love the pool and if you go in the restaurant and order a meal, they will serve it to you poolside. My advice to you is butterfly a little til you start getting bored with the kiss-her-off in the morning routine and you've had your fill of variety. Then the next one you really click with, hang onto her for at least a few days or more. After the first night or two, ask her to bring her bathing suit with her. After you hit the bar, have a few drinks, and pay her fine, then take her back to the hotel for a swim during the wee hours. Bring a few Bacardi and/or beers with you to the pool and play with her in the water, while sipping drinks at the pool's edge. Then you will know what the good life is all about. Unless, of course, you prefer to spend all your time, getting "pissed"(as the Euros say) with the boys at the bar!

Have a great trip!

JayBee

 

[serialmom12]

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Hello and welcome marv

those dates are identical to mine so i will see you there, perhaps i will also stay at the ex-pat, i was there last month and liked the hotel, i just thought that the bathroom was not up to a very good standard(sad i know) but the pool was excellent, you can be sitting beside the pool but still have some privacy.
The one thing about taking women home and playing with her in the pool would be that everyone can watch you on the TV in the rooms, this may please some people but i would prefer not to be seen.

did you get a deal for staying at the hotel or just book a few nights????

cheers
simon

 

[Nancy L]

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well written, makes me think of the film Full Metal Jacket...don't ask why! I am sure you will have a good time when you come back, just remember, before you attack her, wrap your wacker!

 

[gabrielle]

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The closed circuit TV view of the pool you can watch from your room is certainly an interesting and unusual feature at the Expat! It is handy if you want to see whether the pool is crowded.

But as far as playing n the pool goes, I mean just swimming around, laughing, and having a good time. A little kissing is fairly innocent as well. If you want to go further, up to you, but there is a security guard who makes frequent rounds and sometimes even would stop and talk to us, so yoiu do have to be careful and try to be discreet! A little swimming, splashing, joking, and maybe kissing can be a great warmup for the main event back in the bedroom. If you and her get really turned on, you may find yourselves running for the bedroom!

But, seriously, some nights there were other couples in the pool , and we would talk, the girls would laugh and play with each other(splashing, not sex), chattering away in Thai, and we would enjoy making new friends and sharing a drink and interesting conversation. All of this swimming, playing, and socializing under the moonlight is a lot of fun and great exercise, too, as I would always make sure to get some laps in!

JayBee

 

[beholdtheglory]

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I love hitting the pool after a night getting mashed.. Sobers you up a bit and cools you down before hitting the sack..

 

[thelibertines]

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hi

thanks for taking time out to say thanks

nice piece of history...hope the present time is also memorable

you say you arrive mid-may, when do you leave? as our paths may just cross in early june

have a great trip
caerphilly

 

[lily-jane]

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Welcome & have a great time!