River Song Spa

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Impact body art on 12 ave sw is the most legitimate and reputable tattoo shop in calgary......

Sure, if you don't mind being around Pedophile Jack who tattoos under age girls after hours on "hidden places" that can't be seen by the parents. Creep even use to advertise on kijiji about it....what a fucking loser. That place had probably the worst quality tattoos in any shop downtown. Now can we get back to talking about massage parlors? Not the place for a free plug to a shitty tattoo shop. Shame on you.

 

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Have never seen reputable and tattoo shops used together in the same sentence before.

Specific to Riversong, if it is a legitmate place, why did the attendant keep calling me "Honey," repeatedly ask me what I wanted, press her tits on my back several times, and frequently rub her crotch again my hands and legs?

She did all those things to bait you for more money idiot. There's tons of guys that go to places, fall for the flirting, leave extra money, and get nothing in return. Most of the repeatable massage places still tease you to up the tippage, mostly because a lot of guys will still tip big hoping for a bigger menu the next time. If it wasn't legit, you would have gotten something buddy, because most people that browes rub and tug forums are usually getting that not just coming on here to say stupid comments but are getting legit massages. They advertise as a licensed parlor, there for if there was ever any type of extra menus going on, they would immediately shut down and fined, you can tell by the foot traffic that they aren't that stupid. Find a place that's advertising as an unregistered practice and you'll find your happy ending, find one that is advertising as a licensed one, then you'll probably just find and attractive asian who will milk you for tips with nothing in return. I'm wondering how much you tipped her for nothing. Probably a lot.

 

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Not a penny. Wasn't in the market that day for anything but a therapeutic massage. In spite of asking for a medical massage and indicating that I had owies, she still tried to flog her wares. I must say she was a bit pushy, and when she didn't get what she sought, the massage ended early followed by her leaving the room and closing the door behind her with a little more oomph than was needed.

Test of a really good masseuse is that when you visit the first time, simply ask for a legitimate massage. If she gives it to you with happily without cutting corners, she is a good one. If she goes from honey to harpie when she realizes no extra bread is forthcoming, she ain't a goody. Try this method. It works.

 

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Not a penny. Wasn't in the market that day for anything but a therapeutic massage. In spite of asking for a medical massage and indicating that I had owies, she still tried to flog her wares. I must say she was a bit pushy, and when she didn't get what she sought, the massage ended early followed by her leaving the room and closing the door behind her with a little more oomph than was needed.

Test of a really good masseuse is that when you visit the first time, simply ask for a legitimate massage. If she gives it to you with happily without cutting corners, she is a good one. If she goes from honey to harpie when she realizes no extra bread is forthcoming, she ain't a goody. Try this method. It works.

Lol, I think you're reading into your services a little too much there buddy. I've been there about 15-20 times as it's my regular spot since they changed ownership during the summer. Even by the end the old owners weren't doing happy endings anymore, once nenshi changed the rules on licensed places. I'm a 30 year old, attractive, and in shape male, they aren't saying they don't do it because I'm some fat smelly slob, they just simply don't do it. I had numerous massages by both of the remaining women, and not once did they do anything sexual, finally after about 5 I asked, and there was some flirtatious giggle, but they still said they didn't do it there. I don't take it personal when she has to lean into my hands while she's teaching over to get my neck, it's where the table meets her crotch, and she's going to move around. I even asked once when her hand braised my balls, nope, that was simply her hand just braised by my balls, I'm not going to go on a forum and say she does though based on those actions.
I have my place I go for my special massage, and this place gives an excellent massage that works out everything else. So I should say "fuck you" for trying to soil there name for the happy ending massage that you think you might have been able to have, but "decided not to get". Here's a tip for you, you dumb piece of shit; next tie you go to a jerk of parlor and are going to write about their services they provide, ACTUALLY GET THE SERVICES before you go around writing that these places do it. I can guarantee you won't regardless as a) they don't do it, so we all know you'd just be making up a story to make yourself feel as though you won the battle, and b) they'd only remember you as the cheap fuck who creepily kept your fingers in her crotch while she had to lean over you, but didn't even leave a tip at all when you left.


have a good day

 

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I know the difference between a regular lean that happens as a matter of course and a flirtatious lean that sends a very specific message. Likewise, there is a difference between the the crotch brushing against the hand and the crotch firmly pressed and positioned against the hand. I get the different messages being sent. Furthermore, is there any reason why after every 10 minutes she asked me if I wanted anything else or why she kept calling me honey even though she was fully aware of my name and could say it with ease?

Sounds to me that you are a little put off because despite your begging for it, you failed, and I, who never sought it, was offered it in on a platter. A bit of bad luck for you, eh? You a High Street honey and I "a dumb piece of shit" and a "cheap fuck."

 

[Unregistered]

I'm a 30 year old, attractive, and in shape male

So what's your problem that you can't score with a tart? No dough? Schlock that don't rock? Your spelling? Just pitiful, raisin, that no fishy wants your worm. Stop being a raisin and try being a man and you might start wheeling. Sakes alive, just get on with it and stop with your incessant boo hooing.

 

[Unregistered]

Why don't you two get a hotel room, and fuck each other in the ass??..you seem to like each other so much!!:big laugh::stop glass:

 

[Unregistered]

Why don't you two get a hotel room, and fuck each other in the ass??..you seem to like each other so much!!:big laugh::stop glass:

GREAT NEWS!!!! THIS POSTER IS THE PEDOPHILE & RACIST. I THINK WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO HAND OVER HIS EMAIL TO THE AUTHORITIES SOON FOR HIS COMMENTS ABOUT 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS!!!

 

[Unregistered]

I know the difference between a regular lean that happens as a matter of course and a flirtatious lean that sends a very specific message. Likewise, there is a difference between the the crotch brushing against the hand and the crotch firmly pressed and positioned against the hand. I get the different messages being sent. Furthermore, is there any reason why after every 10 minutes she asked me if I wanted anything else or why she kept calling me honey even though she was fully aware of my name and could say it with ease?

Sounds to me that you are a little put off because despite your begging for it, you failed, and I, who never sought it, was offered it in on a platter. A bit of bad luck for you, eh? You a High Street honey and I "a dumb piece of shit" and a "cheap fuck."

Bahahaha. Like I said I have an amazing place in go for that, don't need to be begging for it from there, if this forum wasn't full of fucks like you, I'd gladly share that info, but I'll save it for another forumn. The proof is in the pudding my man, and you've failed to produce any pudding, just a lot of blah blah blah. You can say all you want about that place, but all your advice is all based on a "hunch" Anyway, I'm done with you're embellished story, you can say all you want but you never actually left with anything dude, so you're not proving anything. Take care.

 

[Unregistered]

I'm a 30 year old, attractive, and in shape male

So what's your problem that you can't score with a tart? No dough? Schlock that don't rock? Your spelling? Just pitiful, raisin, that no fishy wants your worm. Stop being a raisin and try being a man and you might start wheeling. Sakes alive, just get on with it and stop with your incessant boo hooing

haha, well sorry for the spelling, but it's not exactly easy to type on a 2x3 screen, and none of the above, I'm just bored with my wife like half the guys on here. Take care

 

[Unregistered]

I'm just bored with my wife

Betcha she is just thrilled with you, Mama's little joy boy. Pathetic that you feel compelled to justify to a total stranger in cyberspace. You probably think this means that you have depth of character. I think it means that you are a raisin.

 

[Unregistered]

I'm just bored with my wife

Betcha she is just thrilled with you, Mama's little joy boy. Pathetic that you feel compelled to justify to a total stranger in cyberspace. You probably think this means that you have depth of character. I think it means that you are a raisin.

Oh I'm terribly sorry if that came off as any sort of giving a fuck about your trolling little opinion. Nothing to justify, as your pathetic waste of life means nothing me at all to me dude. I'm more concerned about your infatuation on how big my dick is to be quite honest, I believe you're in the wrong forum for that. Sorry for the mix up. Take care

 

[Unregistered]

Oh I'm terribly sorry

There you go again trying to explain yourself to some faceless entity in cyberspace. Why do you have this need to respond and rationalize, raisin? Perhaps you are you one of those "try and get the last word in guys?" Hope not, because your first words are so bloody boring it is drudgery to listen to you until the end. (Betcha I'm not the first cat to have told you that, hey Mr. My wife doesn't understand me.)

 

[shahada]

Never had any issues with receiving a h/e massage before. Took this losers advice and went to riversong, it's NOT a service they offer. Thanks for the bad advice on a forum where you'd think some jackass isn't feeding you bullshit. That was with a small brown bill by the way so I wasn't being a cheap ass either. Go somewhere else asshole. Thanks for the embarrassment

 

[Unregistered]

Thanks for the bad advice on a forum where you'd think some jackass isn't feeding you bullshit.

Man, you would actually take advice from the Mollys on this forum. Why? Is it all the unregistered users here that give it an air of credibility?

 

[Unregistered]

Thanks for the bad advice on a forum where you'd think some jackass isn't feeding you bullshit.

Man, you would actually take advice from the Mollys on this forum. Why? Is it all the unregistered users here that give it an air of credibility?

Says the rude unregistered member with no credibility.

 

[Unregistered]

You and me both, hey skippy?

 

[Unregistered]

Never had any issues with receiving a h/e massage before. Took this losers advice and went to riversong, it's NOT a service they offer. Thanks for the bad advice on a forum where you'd think some jackass isn't feeding you bullshit. That was with a small brown bill by the way so I wasn't being a cheap ass either. Go somewhere else asshole. Thanks for the embarrassment

Who did you see at riversong?

 

[Confucius]

Who did you see at riversong?

Ask for Melody Pond. Great massage and know what men likes. won't disappoint.

 

[Unregistered]

Ask for Melody Pond. Great massage and know what men likes. won't disappoint.

What the f*** ! where are all these morons come from? the real Confucius is sad for you little boy. So stupid that you can't to come up with your own name?