Hey, long time reader, first time poster here. I've seen a recent uptick in the amount of informative reviews and thought it was time I share some of the knowledge I've acquired.
To maximize the benefits of a site like this, you unfortunately have to come to terms with the amount of pure, unadulterated nonsense that will get posted. Spend two minutes on this board and you know exactly what I mean. Thankfully, you can choose to ignore the garbage (do not engage) and glean what you can from the sane posters. Hopefully like-minded individuals can continue in creating good quality content and resources.
On my rankings of face/body: those are of course subjective. Hopefully you can identify a MPA that you recognize and figure out where your own personal preferences lie. I've also found glancing at other reviews of an attendant and looking for the consistent themes is the most reliable way to gather info. When it comes to service, YMMV as you often hear, and for what it is worth I am relatively young, good looking, well-kept, and perhaps most importantly I am polite, straightforward, and not cheap. Service can vary and you'll read/hear that everybody does everything and it will be up to you to suss out the nonsense from the reality - but I tried to indicate my experience with the relative difficulty of achieving said service level.
Premier - Perla/Pure
Sophia - Saw her quite a while ago, but to confirm some of the earlier reviews about her - she has a unique look, I considered her attractive enough but can see it from both views. Good body, open service, but would not repeat.
Face - 6.5
Body - 7.5
Service - BJ, FS - super easy
Repeat - No
Jennifer - Personally I didn't quite relate to the rave reviews she got. Certainly very personable and accommodating, but older than I'd thought and not good looking enough to make up for it.
Face - 6
Body - 7.5
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - No
Carla - Deserves her reputation IMO. Hot, great ass and body overall. Fun personality and willing to service (although if she doesn't know you at all from what I've read YMMV on whether it takes multiple visits)
Face - 8.5
Body - 9
Service - BJ, FS - YMMV
Repeat - Yes
Nina - I've seen her both before and after the noted weight loss. I found her body much sexier beforehand with a fullness to it and perhaps more overall energy to boot. But she's still cute facially either way, one time the sensuality was there and the other it wasn't, although the service didn't vary.
Face - 8.5
Body - 8 (now)
Service - BJ, FS - standard, perhaps slightly more $
Repeat - Yes if nothing else lined up
Ariel - Haven't seen her for ages, long enough that my review may be outdated to be honest. But she has a full, sexy body and as you may have read is on the older end of the scale.
Face - 7
Body - 7
Service - BJ, FS - super super easy
Repeat - Have never, but have tried a few times and she was booked up
Vivian - A little old for my liking. Massive ass might have been more awkward than anything. Very friendly and accommodating but sensuality felt businesslike to me.
Face - 7
Body - 6.5
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - No
Mia - Very pretty. Slimmer body with a nice round ass. Definitely understand the reviews that say she is relatively restrictive but that wasn't the case for me. She told me she doesn't do it often, which in this business of course can be complete lip service, but other reviews seem to corroborate this.
Face - 9.5
Body - 8
Service - BJ, FS - difficult
Repeat - Yes
Sienna - A little cold, but warmed up later. Plain face and ass not as good as the pictures made it out to be.
Face - 7
Body - 7
Service - BJ - difficult
Repeat - No
Amber - Facially pretty cute. Nice body with a plump ass. A lot of energy which was good for the first visit, but got a bit weird in later ones with some of the stuff she was saying (making fun of other clients...which may have said more about her). Great fuck though.
Face - 8
Body - 8.5
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - I did, but wouldn't anymore
June - Not bad looking. OK body but with an asian ass. Definitely will accommodate you with service and spurts of sensuality but it was poorly and inconsistently feigned.
Face - 7
Body - 7
Service - BJ, FS - easy
Repeat - no
Jasmin - Once upon a time she would have ranked very highly for me in terms of looks. She put on some weight, got a whole bunch of surgery, and also has never provided a comparable level of service. Still bubbly as fuck though if that's enough for you. I would personally stay away
Face - 6
Body - 6
Service - "MPA limits" - impossible
Repeat - no
Katie - She's great although her legend has probably outgrown her reality. Hot, but not the hottest, although that certainly would fall under the subjective lens and I understand some of the other reviewers' comments here. Friendly and good service. Probably not worth the hassle of actual trying to book her though.
Face - 9
Body - 9.5
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - probably won't get the chance
Vanessa - Older than I prefer, mediocre at best in terms of looks IMO, service compliant of course (most of them are...)
Face - 6.5
Body - 6.5
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - No
Kourtney - Pretty facially, nice body. Accommodating with respect to service but I personally felt something lacking in terms of sensuality.
Face - 8
Body - 8
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - no
Seduction
Juliet - I don't really understand some of her reviews. They seem to be so drastically different from my own opinion that I feel like maybe I should give her another chance. Found her on the low end facially compared to Premier. Fun ass to pound (but only mediocre body overall) and good personality however.
Face - 6
Body - 7
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - no
Blair - Solid face albeit large nose. Amazing, IG level body. Sensuality is pretty low however.
Face - 7.5
Body - 9.5
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - No
Adrianna - Saw her when she was at premier. Back then she was good looking facially, definitely with a fuller frame - massive ass and tits. Apparently she has had weight fluctuations and I don't know where she stands in that respect now but for me, back then, she was just on the limit of being able to handle it. Crazy as the reviews say. Service level was open even back then but nowadays I would stay away realizing the extent of everything. Fun is next level if you want it.
Face - 7.5
Body - 8
Service - BJ, FS - easy
Repeat - No
In Memoriam - MPAs no longer on the scene but that I remember fondly and may help some people calibrate my preferences
Avah @ Premier - Found her to be very pretty facially. Boobs were meh but that ass was incredible. Seemed to have a reputation for being a bit cold but for me it was always a lot of fun.
Face - 9.5
Body - 8 (but dat ass was a 10)
Rosalie @ Premier - What a beauty. Would be out of place in today's scene for her restrictive limits but one of the few that I would repeat even knowing what I would (or would not) get.
Face - 9.5
Body - 9.5
Nicole @ Premier - Sexy, sensual. Only repeated once and I regret it.
Face - 9
Body - 9.5