The Big Dessert report.
Factbox Dessert:.
www.praguesexguide.cz AKA Dessert or CHL.
Visited weekends and weekdays. Entry is free. 1 hour 80euro, 9 hours 240euro
Girls from website all present plus 2 new girls.
The Dessert owner still takes bad bad pictures
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Other reviews by me:
Click September 2005 Click June 2005 Click June 2004
Writers note:.
Please note the wast improvements in my written English over the past two years.
The Dessert house is as standard as they come.
The rooms are clean, have a bed and most of them a bathroom.
One room doesn't have a bathroom but it is right next door.
When you enter you will see a bar room that is connected to another room with a poledancing area.
Since the last time I was there it has been painted and is lighter than before.
The manager is Nora, who in a very Russian way opens the gate to greet you, answer phones or serve drinks.
She sits in the bar room minding her own business and only appear if you for some reason needs to talk to her.
It is a lowkey, no pressure middle of the road club.
If it wasn't for the girls it would be a pretty boring place.
The girls.
First off, the owner takes bad bad pictures.
He has consistently done so for the past two years.
I like wellproportioned Russian girls in their early to mid twenties.
I like girls who offers owo and dfk for 75 euro.
I like an all night escort for 220 euro.
I like Dessert.
So off to Dessert I went.
Wednesday........D-Day
As I entered I was greeted by Nora who said "privjet" (hi in Russian), this meant she not only remembered me, but also remembered that I have spent some time in the club trying to learn Russian.
Sveta, a girl I have seen last time also remembered me and waved with a happy smile as she swirled around the pole.
After all the girls (except the two new ones) had danced it was time for the 'meet and greet'.
I sat a little bit and talked to the girls who were there and cought up with the gossip on the other girls who had left.
I picked Sveta for an hour an we went upstairs.
Last time I was there Sveta was the new girl, but now she is one of the experienced ones.
She still had a great attitude, she had improved her oral skills and she had shaved of atleast 8 pounds.
I was so happy with her performance that I booked her for the following friday.
Friday........Double Day---Disco Day
I had booked Sveta for 2000 and at 1945 I entered Dessert.
Sveta was ready and we went directly upstairs, no point in hanging around.
Round one was once again excellent and an hour or so later we were lying in bed talking about stuff when the natural subject of sex came up.
We talked a little bit about Dessert and I found out they also do doubles.
This is not lesbian stuff, but two girls who does nothing but service you.
I liked the sound of that so I asked Sveta if
Sandra would do that.
She did, so Sandra was invited upstairs and was the special guest star for 75 euro.
Round 2.
Sveta was good but the Sveta and Sandra combo was incredible.
While one girl was riding me, the other was kissing.
There were tits and pussy everywhere ...what can I say.
After an hour of pure bliss, it was over way too soon.
Fast forward to new location.
Zlaty Strom Disco. Karlova 6. Under hotel Zlaty Strom 2 mins from Charles Brigde. Entry for women free. Men 80 kc.
After saying goodbye to Sandra, it was time to go out.
Sveta had chosen ZS which for me was a weird choise.
Last time I was there it was a boring cocktail club with boring dancers.
Did I mention it was boring.?
We took a very cheap cab there because I didn't want to wait for the Dessert driver who was once again out with girls.
ZS has changed format. They still had the cocktail bar and the dancers and some soft lesbianshow and a woman with a whip.
But now it was also full of pretty young czech and tourist girls who were lured in due to the fact it was free.
Also most of the single men were in the other room looking at the gogo girls.
ZS is a big crypt with many cave like rooms and a the bottom there is a dance floor.
The next five hours were a daze.
We went to the bar and had a drink and kissed.
I was dancing and Sveta put her hand down my pants and kissed me.
I was getting the old thumps up as we kissed.
I recieved a naughty looks from the other girls while we kissed.
We had some more drinks and we danced and kissed.
I looked at my watch while we kissed and it was now four in the morning.
It was time to go home.
Round 3.
After being driven home in another cheap cab, the dessert driver was once again out, it was time for round 3.
This can only be described as drunken, one night stand sex.
We fell asleep and were awaken by the manager who informed me that the driver ended his shift at 6 and if I wanted a lift home it was time to go.
At 5.55 in the morning I entered my hotel and asked the nightmanager not to have my hotel room cleaned that day.
Personal note.
It is because of nights like these I grace you guys with my shilllike babbeling on the wonders of Dessert
Saturday.....Hangover day
Most of that day I spend in bed watching tennis and eating alkaseltzer and paracetamol in order to cure my bad bad hangover.
I was hoping to do the whole disco thing again, but I was tired so I decided to take it easy a just try one of the new girls.
Alina 22 little English, dark hair, nice smile, big tits but other than that average. I picked her only because she was new.
Like everybody who is new on the job she was very enthusiatic and eager to please.
It was good despite the fact I still was a little marked by the previous evenings orgie.
I was driven to Wenzel SQ and I felt much better so I decided to check out what some stripclubs had to offer on a saturday night.
More to come on that one.
Sunday...Going out with a bang
I had allready planned my own version of the *big bang* theory and it was this:
Two girls. 1 hour.
Who they would be, depended on who was availiable.
It was an easy choice. There were only three girls there including Sandra.
I claimed Sandra whom I liked not only for her oral skills but also for her 'catlike' quality.
I chose
Roksana as Sandras "wingman".
Sveta and Sandra was brilliant but Sandra and Roksana was even better.
Sandra started downstairs, while I inspected Roxana a very exotic looking creature who didn't mind being fingered.
Then they changed places and it was hello again Sandra.
First Sandra rode me and after a long time they switched, and roxana rode me to the finish.
For an hour I just layed on my back while I was being serviced, and being the lacy bastard I am. I loved every minute of it.
Well it was time to say goodbye to the girls and Nora and for the last time I said 'Da Svidanje' to the Dessert driver as he drove of into the sunset after dropping me at my hotel.
Dessert still rules.
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