review needed

[Old Fart]

She seems to of put on a few years

I think she of too

 

[Gerogybit]

I like to delay my reviews just so a provider doesn’t ID me, especially if I plan on going back.

me as this ladies only defender I feel I had to circle back with my most recent encounter.

She had a $75 topless special early April, and I only go if she has a really good special. I guess it was a little too good because she swapped it out after less than two weeks, I managed to get in though.

So I go in and I’m sorry to report, she’s got a bit chubby. Ngl though, her tits look better when she puts on weight but sadly she gets a bit of a belly.

Anyways, she’s her usual cold self, that doesn’t bother me. So I lay down and put my face in the headrest, she really didn’t put it on right, it’s covering my mouth and nose, so I adjust it “Do you need something?!” She says angrily, “nope. I reply, even though it’s still in my mouth. Massage goes on and she does this little Achilles tendon massage I really enjoy and I get hard so I move my junk around “can I help you with something?!”, she’s getting even angrier, the headrest cover goes back in my mouth and I adjust again and this time she gets really angry, I actually know she doesn’t like you getting up or playing with yourself in the many times I’ve gone so I told her about the headrest cover and she gets mad at me for not telling her earlier. Wtf.

Anyways we do the flip and finish. I head upstairs and she acts like my best friend. Actually bipolar.

Probably the rudest old broad I’ve ever met, which makes how much she hates the ending even better. She told me she’s married too which is even better. I’m sure it’s a lie but it’s a happy lie.