I was in Penthouse today BS-ing with a dancer who, although looking 100% white bread American, claimed she was half Vietnamese. Talk some Viet to me I ask. She then spouts some phrases and her inflection sounded authentic. So Jack being Jack I say, how do you say, "suck my dick." Always a useful phrase. She comes back with, (and this of course is missing the accents and pronunciation marks) "bung cak."
So my question is--next time I go to Top Hair, and Kelly comes out and says, "hair cut today, Mr. Jack"? and I reply, "no just a massage and bung cak." Will she go, "OK" or "WTF?"
And what is the best way to say, "suck my dick please?"
Thank you.
So my question is--next time I go to Top Hair, and Kelly comes out and says, "hair cut today, Mr. Jack"? and I reply, "no just a massage and bung cak." Will she go, "OK" or "WTF?"
And what is the best way to say, "suck my dick please?"
Thank you.