Ocean Spa -- 16th St & 3rd Ave
Missing my ATF, I took a stroll through Craig's List, and decided to visit Ocean Spa. They post all over CL, and here's one of their ads:
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ooo oTHE BEST ORIENTAL BODYRUB IN THE CITY oo~646-266-2965~o o
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Date: 2008-02-27, 7:36PM EST
Grand opening super clean new spa
We work hard to satisfy you.
Wonderful therapeutic massage by female
that will take away all your stress.. .
CLEAN AND COMFORTABLE ATMOSPHERE
Call 646-266-2965 for appointment now!
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Since I figured I'd be starting at square one whereever I went, I decided to go for my usual 2 hour massage, and see what developed.
I got to their location a few minutes early (E. 16th near 3rd Ave), and opened the first door to find another monger stuck in between. Buzzed up to be let in (he dashed for the stairs, clearly embarrassed), and was greeted by two older women.
My first pet peeve - the phone girl had awesome English. The two at the desk? Not so much. I paid my $100 for 2 hours of massage (a great deal, as far as I'm concerned), and was escorted to my "room" by Amy.
Amy has to be in her early to mid 40's - not cute, but not unattractive, either. However, she had the most rock solid body I have ever seen on *any* woman - if she had an ounce of fat, it was in her bra. Looked like 32C's, but I didn't really get a chance to find out - it could have been just padding, but they looked firm and perky. Maybe next time.
The room...another one of these walls don't reach the ceiling places. Worse yet, no doors - only curtains. I figure I'm getting just the rubdown, and get comfy. Amy comes back in, and asks me "Medium or Hard". I'm pretty sure those are the only two English words she knew. Not being there for conversation, I relaxed for the long haul.
What. A. Massage. She was *incredible*. She worked muscles I never knew I had. You know those muscles at the top inside of your thighs? The ones you'd have to move the equipment out of the way to get to? Yeah, neither did I. But she rubbed them, oh, how she rubbed them. She even got up on the table and walked on me (they have a bar across the top of the walls for that purpose). She couldn't have weighed more than 95 pounds or so. Felt like nothing at all, but it was quite nice.
About halfway through, I flip, and she makes the universal motion. Of course I partake, and she uses lots of oil, and coaxes the evil right out of me. Not passionate, but effective. Then, back to the massage, this time with me on my back. Again paid attention to all details, and it was absolutely wonderful.
Oh, yeah, and there was hot cloth scrubbing done in there, too. That was nice as well.
Nearer the end of the massage, an attempt was made to trigger a second erupting of the fountain of me, but I wasn't up to the task, sad to say. I was just so relaxed. But she was game, and I have no doubt in my mind a second pop would be had otherwise.
The curtain stopped me from doing anything but over the clothes roaming, but again, firm ass, awesome legs, and nice flat tummy, just shy of a six pack. Was there a door, and I'd have absolutely tried for more. Maybe next time, I get her to display the goods.
I tipped $60, based on the awesome massage, and attempt at a second pop. She's absolutely worth a visit, if you can handle the traffic and being able to hear fellow mongers. By the way, Jason, if you're reading this, whoever you are, keep it down next time - nothing spoils my wood more than hearing some other guy get his nut. Yuck.
Appearance: 6 (short walls, curtains, tiny rooms, but very clean)
Massage: 10 (best ever. Wow.)
Extras: 8 (a bit mechanical, but willing to try for multipops)
I think this will be my go-to place for a while. Enjoy!
-WFM