My Wife Lied to Me 3-some with Sweet Alice

[cupcrazy]

Lol, chinglish translation needed.

Maybe the spellchecker fracking op.

sorry I was half asleep when i typed that message. His wife is like those t-shirts that said will cook for sex. Well in his case, will work for a bj

 

[Ursus]

You suggested the wrong threesome. What you should have suggested is her with you and your Indian boyfriend, you never know, she might like dp...

Indian men are so handsome. It's indescribeable. Yes, they dont smell the best, but they certainly look the best.

 

[IronBoss]

Indian men are so handsome. It's indescribeable. Yes, they dont smell the best, but they certainly look the best.

Move back to Brampton.

 

[Kw1389]

My wife's Wok broke - the handle came apart. She asked me to fix it and I made a deal with her that if I fixed it, she would have to give me a BJ as a thank you for my efforts.
So, 2 days ago, I went to the store to buy some bolts to attach the handle back on. I drilled 2 slightly larger holes and tore new receiving threads in them to receive the non-standard bolts I had purchased. I even painted the bolts black and made sure they were brass content too. Put everything together and the pan looks new. Actually better and stronger than new.

After I was finished, my wife was happy. Of course, when I tried to claim my payment - a BJ - she refused and told me she doesnt like to give BJs.

So, not to be difficult nor deterred, I asked my wife if she would be interested in participating in a 3 some with Sweet Alice. My wife thinks Alice is a beautiful, traditional Chinese girl - minus the sex work of course - and so my wife, initially at least, agreed to participate in a 3 some with Alice if I set it up. I know for a fact that Alice would love to meet my wife and so I am sure Alice would agree to have a 3 some with my wife and I.

Today, I went to pick up my phone to leave Alice a voice mail. My wife immediately knows what I am about to do and starts yelling at me:

Are you crazy!? Are you fucking crazy?! Dont call her. I wasnt serious. I wont go. Dont!!!!!

Sigh. 20 years of marriage and my wife still refuses to give me a BJ.

Moral of the story?

Dont ever let anyone shame you into not seeing Prostitutes. Wives make terrible sexual partners.

Would your wife like to try a three some with another guy? You know how bad I have yellow fever. I’m up for the challenge.
On another note did you know that Joey is has moved into oakville close by the 407. Real easy to get to. Saw her recently. She’s as sexy as ever

 

[OG_funguy]

Would your wife like to try a three some with another guy? You know how bad I have yellow fever. I’m up for the challenge.
On another note did you know that Joey is has moved into oakville close by the 407. Real easy to get to. Saw her recently. She’s as sexy as ever

Yeah but are you also up for the challenge of sticking it up Ursus's ass, and vice versa?

 

[Ursus]

Would your wife like to try a three some with another guy? You know how bad I have yellow fever. I’m up for the challenge.
On another note did you know that Joey is has moved into oakville close by the 407. Real easy to get to. Saw her recently. She’s as sexy as ever

1) No one ever touches my wife, but thanks for the offer anyways.

2) No, I didnt know that about Joey. Joey has an amazing body. You know what i like best about her though?

She is a really clean sex-worker.

 

[Kw1389]

1) No one ever touches my wife, but thanks for the offer anyways.

2) No, I didnt know that about Joey. Joey has an amazing body. You know what i like best about her though?

She is a really clean sex-worker.

Yes she is. Always freshly shaved super smooth and tasty

 

[Kw1389]

Yeah but are you also up for the challenge of sticking it up Ursus's ass, and vice versa?

Lol. With enough lube I’ll shove it anywhere in the heat of the moment.

 

[Barney_B]

Lesson learned? Alice is even more satisfying than I remember.

Beautiful. Skilled. Giving. The whole package.

I will never get over losing Sweet Alice.

Alice gave $1200 worth of appt value and only charged me 1/10th of her value true value.

Alice is a sweetheart. Great BBBJ/CIM. Soft spoken and nice massage. A solid two thumbs up

 

[Ursus]

Yes she is. Always freshly shaved super smooth and tasty

I meant her tidyness in regards to her place and also in regards to the bathroom, hand washing practices etc. She is like an Italian lady with her level of cleanliness. And she is a very nice person. The nicest escort I ever met was Ai from Don Mills, but Joey is also extremely nice.