mumbai's latest sex places

[lesdoitbaby]

Ok. I am giving you this second report card also together with first because this is not like TV serial Monday night 9pm only I can post nothing like that. I can do postings anytime I want no one can ask question or answer like Amitabh bacchan always asking questions. Report starts in next paragraph. Read carefully.

So after getting bored too much from this black beauty (or black buffallo from Thane) I told her my latest specifications in detailed manner on phone (Moto G latest brand). So I went for visit and this one servant making tea is there. Black buffallo is kidnapped I am thinking in my brainsss. Then after 3.5 minutes suddenly bathroom door opened and black buffallo comes out with 92% of her milk-udders falling outside her open top. I am thinking in my brainsss that black buffallo has no brainsss because I already told detailed product specifications but she is showing me 92% udders. Why like this one? After some time she got true understanding and speak to me like this "yeh chalegi" and with her hand she was pointing to this one servant whos tea I am sipping. In my brainsss I am thinking I'm so lucky no salt in tea otherwise I have eaten the servants salt and I have to agree. But she forgot to put salt in tea so I got saved. From there only I call Kalwa beauty parlour female person but ringing ringing no reply. Till 20 minutes no reply. Then suddenly without advance warning there was reply with sound like this "Hello kaun chahiye aapko".

I also make sound like this "Tune mera number kyu save nahi kiya re" this time I have little bit angry face but she cannot see angry face. But Kalwa person has brainsss because she remembered fastly from penis description of the last time incidents. Kalwa baby has one small balcony with attached bedroom. One another person is there I do not see. Maybe neighbouring person coming for tea snacks. Today full universe is consuming tea I feel. I am task based so I start my little johhhny task and Kalwa baby is laughing. Other person is eating tea snacks. Kalwa baby tells something and other person is trying to standingly hold tea snacks plates sari everything in 2 hands. Then I also provide my volunteering services to hold tea snacks etc thinking with brainsss. During transfer of tea stuff to the small outside balcony other person who now has free hands holds my private stuffs without anyone looking.

Kalwa baby takes money from my purse with wifes photo in front side only. 3000/- INR but I say please deduct for free tea snacks so she agrees for 2500/- INR. Its same like last time. First she played flute music on my too much hard rod. Then she tried to eat 2 gulab jamuns together but it is bad manners to interrupt Kalwa baby during task. Kalwa baby's milk udders are like my gulab jamuns. Too much hanging. But mouth like Audi automobile Too much smooth and hard and slow suction power. My mayonnaise falls out from my hot dog there only. Now Kalwa baby has tasted my salt. But she is smart bugger. She spits it out into towel. After that she says other tea snacks person can do next project. But I got small free trial first only I did not tell Kalwa baby. While going I asked for 4 marie biscuits parcel for refreshments because what you spills you have to immediately replace I have read. Marie biscuits costing I will tally during next project payment. I do not forget.

 

[suniljamse]

See I think (because I have brainsss hahaha) happiness is like butter when you spread more on bread or paratha then next time wife buys even more from D-mart shopping centre. So because of this one philosophy I am copy pasting my debutante report from this other thread to this one thread. So I can spread it more (like butter hoping joke is clear and no doubts). Report starts from here now. Read carefully.---------


All this is the one that I do not like. Wasting the hours of precious time in getting massage plus bath plus extras. The service bars do not have wastage of time deals. See my this one theory now. See properly.

Massage parlour: Cost Rs 1500 (to counter baby)+Rs. 2000(extras). Precious time spent = 90 minutes.
Service bar : Cost Rs.1500 for 45 minutes. Ok. Refund: Rs. 400 (cost of 2 beers in regular bar). Time saved = 45 minutes. Time = Money. Therefore money saved = Rs.500. So true cost = 1500-400-500=600/- INR only

See I am not telling to be agreed with my true feelings but to be agreed to proof of mathematics.

I am currently on top of a hill in Thane east. I think intelligent peoples will get the hint. Wink wink. Also one college looking girl is here. But she is with other male customer. Waiting for her freedom so I can call her to sit on my besides. Beer is approximately 300/- INR here. Currently one woman who looks around 29.5 years is sitting on my besides and putting the 300/- INR beer bottle #4 into my mouth. Her hand is inside my zip. Wink wink. Intelligent peoples will know the place in Thane east. Tyrion Lannister is a guard standing outside the door. You can see him from the road.

Wow college looking girl has very hot specifications.

where is the place and whats is details, please share

 

[okleo]

Ok. I am giving you this second report card also together with first because this is not like TV serial Monday night 9pm only I can post nothing like that. I can do postings anytime I want no one can ask question or answer like Amitabh bacchan always asking questions. Report starts in next paragraph. Read carefully.

So after getting bored too much from this black beauty (or black buffallo from Thane) I told her my latest specifications in detailed manner on phone (Moto G latest brand). So I went for visit and this one servant making tea is there. Black buffallo is kidnapped I am thinking in my brainsss. Then after 3.5 minutes suddenly bathroom door opened and black buffallo comes out with 92% of her milk-udders falling outside her open top. I am thinking in my brainsss that black buffallo has no brainsss because I already told detailed product specifications but she is showing me 92% udders. Why like this one? After some time she got true understanding and speak to me like this "yeh chalegi" and with her hand she was pointing to this one servant whos tea I am sipping. In my brainsss I am thinking I'm so lucky no salt in tea otherwise I have eaten the servants salt and I have to agree. But she forgot to put salt in tea so I got saved. From there only I call Kalwa beauty parlour female person but ringing ringing no reply. Till 20 minutes no reply. Then suddenly without advance warning there was reply with sound like this "Hello kaun chahiye aapko".

I also make sound like this "Tune mera number kyu save nahi kiya re" this time I have little bit angry face but she cannot see angry face. But Kalwa person has brainsss because she remembered fastly from penis description of the last time incidents. Kalwa baby has one small balcony with attached bedroom. One another person is there I do not see. Maybe neighbouring person coming for tea snacks. Today full universe is consuming tea I feel. I am task based so I start my little johhhny task and Kalwa baby is laughing. Other person is eating tea snacks. Kalwa baby tells something and other person is trying to standingly hold tea snacks plates sari everything in 2 hands. Then I also provide my volunteering services to hold tea snacks etc thinking with brainsss. During transfer of tea stuff to the small outside balcony other person who now has free hands holds my private stuffs without anyone looking.

Kalwa baby takes money from my purse with wifes photo in front side only. 3000/- INR but I say please deduct for free tea snacks so she agrees for 2500/- INR. Its same like last time. First she played flute music on my too much hard rod. Then she tried to eat 2 gulab jamuns together but it is bad manners to interrupt Kalwa baby during task. Kalwa baby's milk udders are like my gulab jamuns. Too much hanging. But mouth like Audi automobile Too much smooth and hard and slow suction power. My mayonnaise falls out from my hot dog there only. Now Kalwa baby has tasted my salt. But she is smart bugger. She spits it out into towel. After that she says other tea snacks person can do next project. But I got small free trial first only I did not tell Kalwa baby. While going I asked for 4 marie biscuits parcel for refreshments because what you spills you have to immediately replace I have read. Marie biscuits costing I will tally during next project payment. I do not forget.

Really need brains to understand this....

 

[Shahidsk86]

Hii friends, I dont have anything for exchange, I m newbie here,
Request all of you, if anyone have CG contact details in Mumbai, kindly mail shahidsss81 at gmail

 

[lesdoitbaby]

Really need brains to understand this....

Dear person,

This one hint I can provide free. Buffallo baby business name (not name put by her mummy daddy) is R*ya. Kalwa baby business name is same word like prayer in our common Hindi language. Both this one are popular stars in our small Thane city. Hope this extra tonic/hint for brainsss is helpful.

 

[Rakesh4907]

I m planning for the lodge this Sat... If smone want to join ping me on passion4907 gmail.. M interested in exchange of grls after 1 shot... Plz serious ppl and with budget of min 3500-4500 only ping...

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[paps]

I m planning for the lodge this Sat... If smone want to join ping me on passion4907 gmail.. M interested in exchange of grls after 1 shot... Plz serious ppl and with budget of min 3500-4500 only ping...

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in which area u r going

 

[raman.almighty]

So this one goes out to my man @sexy_sog Thanks man for your company. Teamed up to go to some DB in sh*lp*a*a area. Being the first time I was excited and curious but the dude knew the tips of the trade. Started with one of the nicer DB. Sit and order drinks. Dude told me to scout for girl and then was going to try to strike a deal. I liked two young chicks (my thing). One was busy so I started tipping the other. Third time I asked her to lean close to me and asked "bahar milogo?". She smiled and said " nahi". Damn. Waited for the other to get free but she didn't for a while so asked the dude to roll out.
Next we go to a more humble establishment. The girls were not as nice but more friendly. Dude was a regular here so I had to choose and would have been served any chick I wanted. Some girls were really shaking leg and I enjoyed the dance a lot. But eventually decided to limit the fun for the night to seeing and not going for service.
Thanks @sexy_sog dude again. Let's do it sometime again and maybe take it to next level.
Cheers!

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[Ajit]

Hi, I am new here. Could someone please share contact of good looking girls in thane? Preferably with their own place.
Please share details at [email protected]

 

[samar81]

Can u please share the spa name at samar(dot)anand81(at)outl**k(dot)com

Thanks in advance

 

[Ajit011980]

Please provide her number [email protected]

Hi please could you share details at Ajit011980 @ mail.com

 

[Afshu]

I m planning for the lodge this Sat... If smone want to join ping me on passion4907 gmail.. M interested in exchange of grls after 1 shot... Plz serious ppl and with budget of min 3500-4500 only ping...

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Yeah which area & where u planning to go..??

 

[raman.almighty]

FR for SB/DB near Thane

My friend and I decided to meet at Thane and explore a DB. We walk in to a empty bar and was bit anxious whether its the right place. Immediately couple of girls walk in and stood close to our table. Nice face but bit on heavier side. We ordered drinks and started gazing the ladies. Sooner girls started pouring in one after the other. Couple more customers walked in and it started to feel nicer. Each one of the girls were smiling and giving not so subtle indication that they will be happy to go out for more fun. About half and hour later a stunning chick walked in. She was wearing ref sari and black sleeveless blouse. She had a tight flat tummy and she did some nice belly dance moves. Wow. I knew one of the staff there and inquired about possibility of FS. It was on the table for a reasonable price.
But I decided to leave it for next visit. We finished the drink and paid our tab and headed to service area. It was a dark room with tables all facing one way with partitions in between. I took a chubby Bengali with big boobs and asked for a BBJ. She did a nice job and finished with HJ. Overall not a waste of time.
Damage : 800 DB (drink + tips), 700 SB (BJ + drink)
Will I repeat : Yes.
Cheers.


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[ricksmart257]

I can give you number for free but please do not treat the member of the forum like a Pimp. The strategy you have use for getting numbers of girls is wrong. I can help u but ur PM is not working. Please do not ever offer such thing in forum.

One more thing I do not want anything in exchange.......I have helped many newbie in past also and I am helping now also.

Can you pls share some contact [email protected]

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[straightsimpleakshay]

Hey guys! can i get a contact of a HW or any girl around thane kalwa? i'm new to this forum stuff and i must say this, excellent job with the reviews!

 

[paps]

can anyone tell about ROZA no ending with 0350.
i m planning to go for her.

 

[Rahul4fun]

hi friends i will be in mumbai from 12-14th may 2016 near airport area suggest safe hotel and contacts at [email protected]

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[Rahul4fun]

hi friends i will be in mumbai from 12-14th may 2016 near airport area suggest safe hotel and contacts at [email protected]

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[Rambo_84]

Guys plz share some contacts with me at naughtyboy7000@gmail dot com

 

[jinen_l]

Any info on priya thane number 214 asking 4k for 3 hours at a lodge...