MPA/SP horror stories

[Dudejizz]

I'm pretty sure I posted this here before but here. I was going to see Asian Angela for the first time and this happened. Still not sure if it's really her place since I never went back but it was at Kennedy and Sheppard:

Anyway, I went to go see an asian escort sloot. I get there and she texts me that she's upstairs (like a 2 story mini condo area). While I'm there some sloot is banging on the door and lures me in to her little weird booth. I thought she was the escort but it turns out she was some other crazy sloot that steals her clients.

She was like a 6.5/10 but had some GOAT teddies. I tell the bish to start sucking and she phuking pulls out saran wrap and puts it over my dink. I'm thinking wtf so I grab it and throw it to the side and try and get her to suck it and she starts screaming chinese sht and threatens to bite my dink. So I was just like phuk it I start sucking her teddies while jerking off so I can get hard and eventually got hard enough to put on the rubber and phuk her.

The bish rode me like her life depended on it all while screaming some crazy chinese. I ended up busting pretty quick cuz everytime I tried to switch positions and/or get her to slow down she hissed at me with a deep voice like a phuking snake and it freaked the sht out of me. After I jizzed she yanked the condom off my dink so hard it hurt like a bish so I just shoved her to the side and got the phuk out of there. Bish was legit mentally unstable.

 

[snoopdoggie]

reminds me of my first ever visit to an sp. as i approached the building there was this middle aged guy on the front bench i suspected of being an undercover cop and i was shitting myself whether or not i should go in. i just went in, saw the sp, but didn't want to take chances seeing him on the way out. so i took the stairs all the way down and walked out through the basement parking. now normally that wouldn't be too bad, except this SP worked on the penthouse floor of a 20 floor building lol. going down stairs isnt hard but when its 20 storeys.. i almost passed out by the time i was at ground level lol

Thrusting your cock hard for 5-10 minutes into a tight pussy, then running down 20 flights of stairs is a pretty good workout. Not to mention, you probably got dehydrated in a hurry. I always bring a bottle or two of cool water with me, just in case. If you had passed out, how would you have explained why you were there?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Why didn't you take the elevator down to like the 3rd floor, then take stairs from there?

You're a smart dude.

 

[johnbuyba]

Why didn't you take the elevator down to like the 3rd floor, then take stairs from there?

honestly the building was crap and it took like 5 minutes to get an elevator lol

 

[cupcrazy]

A guy told me he saw a superintendent open the front up and he followed him inside the building. The superintendent was well aware of all the bawdy units inside his apartment. The superintendent questioned why the guy didn't use the intercom to call the person to buzz him in. The guy told the superintendent that he (superintendent opened the door already). The superintendent then asks the guy which apartment unit he would be visiting. He made up an unit right on the spot. The superintendent then left him alone. A close shove.

 

[snoopdoggie]

honestly the building was crap and it took like 5 minutes to get an elevator lol

Hey, was that the tall building with the windows in the staircase without any glass?
That apartment building was probably a good one, ages ago. But it looked like nobody took care of it. The lobby was in shambles.

 

[johnbuyba]

Hey, was that the tall building with the windows in the staircase without any glass?
That apartment building was probably a good one, ages ago. But it looked like nobody took care of it. The lobby was in shambles.

no idea lol it was like 2 years ago

 

[hangul99]

I'm pretty sure I posted this here before but here. I was going to see Asian Angela for the first time and this happened. Still not sure if it's really her place since I never went back but it was at Kennedy and Sheppard:

Anyway, I went to go see an asian escort sloot. I get there and she texts me that she's upstairs (like a 2 story mini condo area). While I'm there some sloot is banging on the door and lures me in to her little weird booth. I thought she was the escort but it turns out she was some other crazy sloot that steals her clients.

She was like a 6.5/10 but had some GOAT teddies. I tell the bish to start sucking and she phuking pulls out saran wrap and puts it over my dink. I'm thinking wtf so I grab it and throw it to the side and try and get her to suck it and she starts screaming chinese sht and threatens to bite my dink. So I was just like phuk it I start sucking her teddies while jerking off so I can get hard and eventually got hard enough to put on the rubber and phuk her.

The bish rode me like her life depended on it all while screaming some crazy chinese. I ended up busting pretty quick cuz everytime I tried to switch positions and/or get her to slow down she hissed at me with a deep voice like a phuking snake and it freaked the sht out of me. After I jizzed she yanked the condom off my dink so hard it hurt like a bish so I just shoved her to the side and got the phuk out of there. Bish was legit mentally unstable.

Auto-correct has let you down.

 

[bbtpongs]

I thought she was the escort but it turns out she was some other crazy sloot that steals her clients.

JJ Spa. Probably Candy.

 

[Dudejizz]

Auto-correct has let you down.

Lol it was quoted from another forum using their lingo. Didn't bother to edit it since you can still get the gist of what I'm saying.

 

[krayjee]

JJ Spa. Probably Candy.

Yup..JJ spa girls always come out and try to get you in once they sense you were there to see Angela upstairs. I have seen Angel only once and she told me about that.

 

[Flatulent Fox]

They didn't ask what you were doing there?

They did, I just said I met up with a girl I met online, which is true. They didn't push after that. I knew they couldn't do anything without catching me in the act. Probably just trying to spook johns like cupcrazy said.

In hindsight, I think I saw them driving around the parking lot when I got there, then they saw me come out a side door an hour later at midnight with my hoodie up. They were right to be suspicious.

 

[luvnewpussy]

All the war stories and extra precautions taken in seeing SPs was a choir in it self . I stopped seeing SPs after I started going to Premier . Heres a list of things I used to do for Incalls.

-Google Phone number to see it it's fake
- Numerous text messages back and forth
-Using Tiny eye to check image
- Circling parking lot to ensure it's not a incall setup
- looking out for suspicious cars or people while parking
-reconfirm service and price 3x before going up
- have a prepared story incase you bump into anyone you knew (hey..yeah my school mates in town for a function)
- I would ask the SP the elevators location (come in turn right or left) to look like I stayed there.
- Always parked at a side door exit..walked around to the front ..never parked in front of Incall location.
- Take the stairs..if high floor take
elevator down to 2 or 3rd then exit using stairs side exit door.
-Always ask to use the bathroom before the session to ensure no one else was there
- Left wallet and cell phone back in the car incase it's a robbery, setup and avoid phone tracking.

Doing all of this prep for a 45 min session Your exhausted !!
When I weighted the cost of a $140 incall session plus all the extra precautions the fee was not worth the exhaustion ....wait I didnt even add to the equation if her pics are 100% accurate or if her or service was great ..

I rather just drop $250 at premire. Show up and not have to do all that extra shit.
I used to wonder why would guys pay so much more at SPAS when there are cheaper options like SPs. When you look at all the extra effort required. What are you really saving.. As my hobby journey taught me ..quality relaxed experiences cost more.

 

[cupcrazy]

All the war stories and extra precautions taken in seeing SPs was a choir in it self . I stopped seeing SPs after I started going to Premier . Heres a list of things I used to do for Incalls.

-Google Phone number to see it it's fake
- Numerous text messages back and forth
-Using Tiny eye to check image
- Circling parking lot to ensure it's not a incall setup
- looking out for suspicious cars or people while parking
-reconfirm service and price 3x before going up
- have a prepared story incase you bump into anyone you knew (hey..yeah my school mates in town for a function)
- I would ask the SP the elevators location (come in turn right or left) to look like I stayed there.
- Always parked at a side door exit..walked around to the front ..never parked in front of Incall location.
- Take the stairs..if high floor take
elevator down to 2 or 3rd then exit using stairs side exit door.
-Always ask to use the bathroom before the session to ensure no one else was there
- Left wallet and cell phone back in the car incase it's a robbery, setup and avoid phone tracking.

Doing all of this prep for a 45 min session Your exhausted !!
When I weighted the cost of a $140 incall session plus all the extra precautions the fee was not worth the exhaustion ....wait I didnt even add to the equation if her pics are 100% accurate or if her or service was great ..

I rather just drop $250 at premire. Show up and not have to do all that extra shit.
I used to wonder why would guys pay so much more at SPAS when there are cheaper options like SPs. When you look at all the extra effort required. What are you really saving.. As my hobby journey taught me ..quality relaxed experiences cost more.

Spas are much safer in terms of security wise. There are other things i do if i visit a sp.

 

[Dongo]

I posted a similar account on another board a couple of years ago .... more bizarre than horrid.

On my way on home from out of town and got the urge. I went to a well known and and the time popular spa. Picked a girl on shift from the computer screen at reception. The manager took me to the room and I got ready. Hopped into the shower and after a couple of minutes the door opened and and the girl came in, dropped her stuff and said "hi I really have to !" she jumped into the shower with me and told me to crouch in front of her, I thought she wanted a little standing DATY. Next thing I knew she straddled my head and pissed on me like a monsoon. I rolled back into the shower wall and asked WTF she was doing.... she looked puzzled and said that is want you wanted !!
Apparently the mgr had given her the wrong room number. The girl that was sent in wasn't the one I had picked but looked similar.
Both she and the mgr apologised over and over ... she was a cutie but I never did a regular session with her. I did get a room fee !! LOL

 

[cupcrazy]

you got 2 showers at once (golden shower nice) haha

 

[johnbuyba]

I've mentioned this before - My ex wife in LA was a SW a long time ago - she lured guys into hotels. While in the hotel, the pimp would steal the guys car or rims. Her reward was heroin.. so there you go! - pimps will be watching for you..

interesting .. luckily i got to leave with my rims that day so i don't think that's what the pimps intentions were. i think she texted the pimp that i walked out and he wanted to confront me in the parking lot or fight or something. either way he was gone by the time i came back, probably hunting their next target

 

[snoopdoggie]

All the war stories and extra precautions taken in seeing SPs was a choir in it self . I stopped seeing SPs after I started going to Premier . Heres a list of things I used to do for Incalls.

-Google Phone number to see it it's fake
- Numerous text messages back and forth
-Using Tiny eye to check image
- Circling parking lot to ensure it's not a incall setup
- looking out for suspicious cars or people while parking
-reconfirm service and price 3x before going up
- have a prepared story incase you bump into anyone you knew (hey..yeah my school mates in town for a function)
- I would ask the SP the elevators location (come in turn right or left) to look like I stayed there.
- Always parked at a side door exit..walked around to the front ..never parked in front of Incall location.
- Take the stairs..if high floor take
elevator down to 2 or 3rd then exit using stairs side exit door.
-Always ask to use the bathroom before the session to ensure no one else was there
- Left wallet and cell phone back in the car incase it's a robbery, setup and avoid phone tracking.

Doing all of this prep for a 45 min session Your exhausted !!
When I weighted the cost of a $140 incall session plus all the extra precautions the fee was not worth the exhaustion ....wait I didnt even add to the equation if her pics are 100% accurate or if her or service was great ..

I rather just drop $250 at premire. Show up and not have to do all that extra shit.
I used to wonder why would guys pay so much more at SPAS when there are cheaper options like SPs. When you look at all the extra effort required. What are you really saving.. As my hobby journey taught me ..quality relaxed experiences cost more.

Some good tips here. I did some of those things as well.
Don't bring extra money with you. Leave phone in car, but hide it from view. Stake out the area before going in. I never thought of the elevator trick though.
It isn't exhausting for me. A massage parlour is good, but everything is still YMMV. I have done the SP route if I just want to spend 100 for a half hour.

 

[snoopdoggie]

I've mentioned this before - My ex wife in LA was a SW a long time ago - she lured guys into hotels. While in the hotel, the pimp would steal the guys car or rims. Her reward was heroin.. so there you go! - pimps will be watching for you..

It's harder to do that nowadays.

 

[xtc27]

irony is seeing this thread a few steps up from something about Ramadan...

Ramadan versus Ram It In?