MPA/SP horror stories

[johnbuyba]

Considering we're in quarantine now and hopefully most of you are abstaining from hobbying for the time being (hopefully) I wanted to share one of my horror stories from an SP last year.

I remember trying a new SP at a hotel in scarborough - 0 reviews but was unable to reverse search any matches for images from leolist so i thought what the hell, ill go for it. Made the drive to the hotel at around 10 pm for a 10:15 hh appointment, and when I got there I texted her and no response for 10 minutes. 5 minutes after texting her one black guy walks around the parking lot acting like he's on his phone but is looking at cars which i was assumed was the pimp looking for the john (buyba in this case) and when he past my car he made a 180 and walked straight back to the hotel. i already knew this was a bad idea at this point but decided to give her benefit of the doubt, 2 minutes after the 'pimp' walks back into hotel she texts me the room number and i make my way in, with hotel desk staff staring me down as they already knew what i was up to. this is why i hate hotels. anyways, as the elevator opens, out comes the pimp on his phone, stares at me and walks away as i get in to the elevator. as i make my way to the door, i knock and no answer. knock again 10 seconds later and the door swings open and as i walk in its the worst bait and switch i ever walked in to. photos were a thick lightskin girl with fat ass, walk into a darkskin anorexic bitch with a room that reeked of weed. i said 'sorry wrong door' and started to speed-walk back to the elevator and as i did the girl yells 'yo come back shes here' and starts to swear/yell at me but im not taking any chances and start to sprint down the hallway. i ended up taking the stairs down as i didn't want to run into anyone in the elevator and literally jumped down each flight of steps and ran out the exit door on the side of the building and was lost since this wasn't the way i entered. after circling the hotel i found the parking and saw the same fucking pimp about 5 metres away from my car waiting for me to come back. at this point i was shitting myself so i ran over to a tim hortons at a nearby gas station and sat down and had a french vanilla while i read through the missed text from the SP saying something along the lines of me wasting her time etc. after finishing my french vanilla i took a piss, washed my hands, and walked back slowly to the parking lot and to my luck the pimp was gone. mind you its about 11 pm by now so i'm still weary as he could be hiding somewhere in the dark. i sprint back to the car and zip out of the parking, coming back home 120$ less poor. i now NEVER see leolist ads unless asian + all verified pics, and even then im a bit weary.

Lesson learned - stick to your regulars and when trying new SPs - asian only. nothing against coloured SPs but i rather not deal with pimps. Anyone else have some horror stories to share with MPs/SPs? I would add the number of the ad but this was from a few months ago and i always delete/block SP numbers after services (can't be getting caught)

Lets hear your worst stories, and the lessons you guys have learned

 

[itstherealthing]

Booked a SP for 30 min
She insisted that I shower first and sat there on the bed watching tv while I showered
when I got out she told me to go back in the bathroom and dry off better because she didn't want to get herself damp
when i came out she told me I only had 5 min left !!!

Fastest fuck I ever did
came
left
never to return !!!!

 

[OG_funguy]

Considering we're in quarantine now and hopefully most of you are abstaining from hobbying for the time being (hopefully) I wanted to share one of my horror stories from an SP last year.

I remember trying a new SP at a hotel in scarborough - 0 reviews but was unable to reverse search any matches for images from leolist so i thought what the hell, ill go for it. Made the drive to the hotel at around 10 pm for a 10:15 hh appointment, and when I got there I texted her and no response for 10 minutes. 5 minutes after texting her one black guy walks around the parking lot acting like he's on his phone but is looking at cars which i was assumed was the pimp looking for the john (buyba in this case) and when he past my car he made a 180 and walked straight back to the hotel. i already knew this was a bad idea at this point but decided to give her benefit of the doubt, 2 minutes after the 'pimp' walks back into hotel she texts me the room number and i make my way in, with hotel desk staff staring me down as they already knew what i was up to. this is why i hate hotels. anyways, as the elevator opens, out comes the pimp on his phone, stares at me and walks away as i get in to the elevator. as i make my way to the door, i knock and no answer. knock again 10 seconds later and the door swings open and as i walk in its the worst bait and switch i ever walked in to. photos were a thick lightskin girl with fat ass, walk into a darkskin anorexic bitch with a room that reeked of weed. i said 'sorry wrong door' and started to speed-walk back to the elevator and as i did the girl yells 'yo come back shes here' but im not taking any chances. i ended up taking the stairs down as i didn't want to run into anyone in the elevator and literally jumped down each flight of steps and ran out the exit door on the side of the building and was lost since this wasn't the way i entered. after circling the hotel i found the parking and saw the same fucking pimp about 5 metres away from my car waiting for me to come back. at this point i was shitting myself so i ran over to a tim hortons at a nearby gas station and sat down and had a french vanilla while i read through the missed text from the SP saying something along the lines of me wasting her time etc. after finishing my french vanilla i took a piss, washed my hands, and walked back slowly to the parking lot and to my luck the pimp was gone. mind you its about 11 pm by now so i'm still weary as he could be hiding somewhere in the dark. i sprint back to the car and zip out of the parking, coming back home 120$ less poor.

Lesson learned - stick to your regulars and when trying new SPs - asian only. nothing against coloured SPs but i rather not deal with pimps. Anyone else have some horror stories to share with MPs/SPs? I would add the number of the ad but this was from a few months ago and i always delete/block SP numbers after services (can't be getting caught)

Lets hear your worst stories, and the lessons you guys have learned

Wow, scary shit, thanks for sharing. Helps guys like me to stick with MPAs at the spa.

 

[OG_funguy]

Booked a SP for 30 min
She insisted that I shower first and sat there on the bed watching tv while I showered
when I got out she told me to go back in the bathroom and dry off better because she didn't want to get herself damp
when i came out she told me I only had 5 min left !!!

Fastest fuck I ever did
came
left
never to return !!!!

WTF!

 

[c1000]

Considering we're in quarantine now and hopefully most of you are abstaining from hobbying for the time being (hopefully) I wanted to share one of my horror stories from an SP last year.

I remember trying a new SP at a hotel in scarborough - 0 reviews but was unable to reverse search any matches for images from leolist so i thought what the hell, ill go for it. Made the drive to the hotel at around 10 pm for a 10:15 hh appointment, and when I got there I texted her and no response for 10 minutes. 5 minutes after texting her one black guy walks around the parking lot acting like he's on his phone but is looking at cars which i was assumed was the pimp looking for the john (buyba in this case) and when he past my car he made a 180 and walked straight back to the hotel. i already knew this was a bad idea at this point but decided to give her benefit of the doubt, 2 minutes after the 'pimp' walks back into hotel she texts me the room number and i make my way in, with hotel desk staff staring me down as they already knew what i was up to. this is why i hate hotels. anyways, as the elevator opens, out comes the pimp on his phone, stares at me and walks away as i get in to the elevator. as i make my way to the door, i knock and no answer. knock again 10 seconds later and the door swings open and as i walk in its the worst bait and switch i ever walked in to. photos were a thick lightskin girl with fat ass, walk into a darkskin anorexic bitch with a room that reeked of weed. i said 'sorry wrong door' and started to speed-walk back to the elevator and as i did the girl yells 'yo come back shes here' but im not taking any chances. i ended up taking the stairs down as i didn't want to run into anyone in the elevator and literally jumped down each flight of steps and ran out the exit door on the side of the building and was lost since this wasn't the way i entered. after circling the hotel i found the parking and saw the same fucking pimp about 5 metres away from my car waiting for me to come back. at this point i was shitting myself so i ran over to a tim hortons at a nearby gas station and sat down and had a french vanilla while i read through the missed text from the SP saying something along the lines of me wasting her time etc. after finishing my french vanilla i took a piss, washed my hands, and walked back slowly to the parking lot and to my luck the pimp was gone. mind you its about 11 pm by now so i'm still weary as he could be hiding somewhere in the dark. i sprint back to the car and zip out of the parking, coming back home 120$ less poor.

Lesson learned - stick to your regulars and when trying new SPs - asian only. nothing against coloured SPs but i rather not deal with pimps. Anyone else have some horror stories to share with MPs/SPs? I would add the number of the ad but this was from a few months ago and i always delete/block SP numbers after services (can't be getting caught)

Lets hear your worst stories, and the lessons you guys have learned

Pure Gold

 

[OG_funguy]

I guess I should stick to spas then. My worse experience in the last 2-3 years was an older MPA who wanted $80 to take her clothes off LOL (I declined). That's the good thing about semi-legits, nothing too scary going on

 

[johnbuyba]

Booked a SP for 30 min
She insisted that I shower first and sat there on the bed watching tv while I showered
when I got out she told me to go back in the bathroom and dry off better because she didn't want to get herself damp
when i came out she told me I only had 5 min left !!!

Fastest fuck I ever did
came
left
never to return !!!!

well hey, atleast you had a nice warm shower . lol

 

[Mr Shibari]

Never do business with the blacks or browns. They are to emotional and only care about making a $100 once rather than $10 a thousand times.

 

[c1000]

I got one and only one SP story.

So one night, my friend and I are sitting at a bar, drinking to pass the time. I told him I saw a girl on CL that looks hot but wasn't sure how legit her pics were because she was Indian. So my boy calls her up and start speak in his dialect because he's Indian too. It's a success, she's fluent and they have a conversation. He gets the info and schedules a time. As this was all happening, a guy and a girl were listening to the whole thing and were mocking us under their breath (whispered out B&S and some other stuff). We approach them, talk to them, spooked them, chugged our beers and went on our way. Now as we reach the hotel, we confirm with her and everything goes smooth. No wait, no run around. I start getting a funny feeling and told my friend I'm coming up but I'll hide behind a corner or something. Just incase something goes wrong. He's like Naw, nothing is going to happen. I thought about it and was like she Indian, she probably doesn't have a black pimp, right? WRONG!!! WRONG!!! I decide to still follow my friend and as he knocks on the door, I'm hiding a door down behind a corner. As I peep around the corner, I see a black guy poke his head out a room door down the hall on the opposite side. We both kind of hesitate and pull back. Since his cover is blown he decides to just come out and approach us. I tell my friend "Yo, lets go". Then a second guy who's like 6'3 chubby comes out. As my friend sees them coming, we step towards the elevator, but then my friend turns around and just confronts them. I can't remember the exact words because my focus was on the big guy. He had one hand in his pocket, a blank stare and wasn't saying anything. As the conversation between the other guy and my friend starts to feel like it's escalating, I jump in and say I'm just watching his back just like you are watch hers. The shorter guy is like cool If you want to go you can go. They walk to the end of the hall and sit on a radiator. We look at each other and say lets get the F*** outta here. As we enter the elevator, we had a pack of smokes that she ask for so we went back up and gave it to her. Pics somewhat accurate, but not as good.

The next day, my friend post an ad with the same p# on CL and trashes her in the description.



To all the guys that visit girls on LL and CL back in the day, you're a fucking soldier.

 

[cupcrazy]

Since most if not all the spas are closed, those who have blue balls will have to reply LL or CL to satisfy their craving. Even the the confirmed photos on LL is garbage.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

For SPs: This is in the old days. Picked up a SW. She looked good (really). Went to her hotel (seedy place). Had a good time. Go to leave, pimp confronts me outside and wants more money. I told him to F off. He threatens me. I tell him to F off again. He takes a swing at me. He was a muscular guy, but short with no reach and did not know how to throw a punch. I glance it off my shoulder and break his leg. SW threatens to call the cops as he is lying on the ground. I offer to call. He tells her to shut up and I leave. I used to find shit like this funny. Now with guns everywhere, I would just get the fuck out of dodge.

For MPAs: Saw one off the clock. She was relentless in bed, to the point I would find things to do other than sex. It was sad. As a man, hard reality to learn your limits.

How did you break his leg? A kick or a heel hook?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Booked a SP for 30 min
She insisted that I shower first and sat there on the bed watching tv while I showered
when I got out she told me to go back in the bathroom and dry off better because she didn't want to get herself damp
when i came out she told me I only had 5 min left !!!

Fastest fuck I ever did
came
left
never to return !!!!

You already paid her before taking the shower, I assume? If not, then I would've told her, "saranara".

 

[cupcrazy]

most mpas or SP demands money up front unless you are a loyal repeat customers.

 

[Flatulent Fox]

My story isn't as bad as any of these, but still scared the shit out of me. I saw an SP at a hotel. I'd seen her before and the session went well as usual. When I got back to my car, a pickup truck pulled up behind me and blocked me in. I thought I was about to get jumped by a pimp or some rednecks. Turns out they were plainclothes cops just hassling johns. They said there were reports of prostitution there, I said I didn't know anything about that, they made me wait for a bit (probably checking my plates), then they let me go.

 

[OG_funguy]

My story isn't as bad as any of these, but still scared the shit out of me. I saw an SP at a hotel. I'd seen her before and the session went well as usual. When I got back to my car, a pickup truck pulled up behind me and blocked me in. I thought I was about to get jumped by a pimp or some rednecks. Turns out they were plainclothes cops just hassling johns. They said there were reports of prostitution there, I said I didn't know anything about that, they made me wait for a bit (probably checking my plates), then they let me go.

They didn't ask what you were doing there?

 

[cupcrazy]

They didn't ask what you were doing there?

unless they caught you red handed, they have no grounds to arrest you.

 

[OG_funguy]

unless they caught you red handed, they have no grounds to arrest you.

I understand that but if they went to the trouble of blocking him, you figure they would at least ask what he was doing there. I'm just curious how he responded...

 

[cupcrazy]

I understand that but if they went to the trouble of blocking him, you figure they would at least ask what he was doing there. I'm just curious how he responded...

maybe scare him to deter him from visiting another sp

 

[johnbuyba]

My story isn't as bad as any of these, but still scared the shit out of me. I saw an SP at a hotel. I'd seen her before and the session went well as usual. When I got back to my car, a pickup truck pulled up behind me and blocked me in. I thought I was about to get jumped by a pimp or some rednecks. Turns out they were plainclothes cops just hassling johns. They said there were reports of prostitution there, I said I didn't know anything about that, they made me wait for a bit (probably checking my plates), then they let me go.

reminds me of my first ever visit to an sp. as i approached the building there was this middle aged guy on the front bench i suspected of being an undercover cop and i was shitting myself whether or not i should go in. i just went in, saw the sp, but didn't want to take chances seeing him on the way out. so i took the stairs all the way down and walked out through the basement parking. now normally that wouldn't be too bad, except this SP worked on the penthouse floor of a 20 floor building lol. going down stairs isnt hard but when its 20 storeys.. i almost passed out by the time i was at ground level lol

 

[WhacksOnWhacksOff]

reminds me of my first ever visit to an sp. as i approached the building there was this middle aged guy on the front bench i suspected of being an undercover cop and i was shitting myself whether or not i should go in. i just went in, saw the sp, but didn't want to take chances seeing him on the way out. so i took the stairs all the way down and walked out through the basement parking. now normally that wouldn't be too bad, except this SP worked on the penthouse floor of a 20 floor building lol. going down stairs isnt hard but when its 20 storeys.. i almost passed out by the time i was at ground level lol

Why didn't you take the elevator down to like the 3rd floor, then take stairs from there?