moneys reports ..

[micheleelainehood]

vip entry is 5k ... normal is 2k ... full cover.. except on saturdays ..

 

[Drixnot]

i think this inflacion will suck us dry one day... 410 is too much for a beer

 

[kaiy2k]

money bhai we pray god to make you financialy powerful & no need to go kamatipura or budhwar peth or being a gigolo.u must go to taj or oberoi or five star hotel with bollywod heroin ya beautiful english item & spend lotsof lacs rupee.again pray god for your good future.

 

[BossResurfacing]

Money have always been a fan of ur Reviews aas usual even this one was quiet nice , also Dude u have a fantastic Drinking capacity n the enthu to travel all the way Reviewom andheri to kalyan on a regular basis , Hats off to u my Reviewiend Hope top keep on reading ur fasinating Reviews

 

[Zok]

its the Same incident .. happened bout a year back .. Dont think i posted it .. I think i told u bout it

 

[RICKYS GIRL]

lol i dont mind actually... when markets are fucked.. them hookers should get fucked for less...
and my mongering plans are not prepared by the stock market by choice.. but by necessity.. the amounts lost by me are quite huge.. huge enough to have bought my own bar in kalyan .. i went all in .. and ended up all out ..
ofcourse i can still mpford the trips to kalyan and the clubs .. but since the last year .. year and a half .. ever since the losses have multiplied.. i try budget myself ..bargain also .. something which i nvr even thot of earlier.. say for eg if two years back a night in kalyan and then the clubs id spend 10-15k .. now i try to make do in 5 - 7 k per day .. but with fucking everything getting so expensive its tough.. and u have to count the rupiahs !

the problem is im doing everything..
going to service bars.. dance bars.. clubs .. hookers.... spreading myself self too thin in these lean tiems..

and hookers according to the stock market...
suzlon used to be 500 .. today its 20 bucks.. ( i have a lot ) ... by that logic the kalyan girl should charge like 200 bucks for the night hehe if they do ill take 10

 

[the rick]

Money, I think this is the second time you got robbed? I remember u posting something similar at kalyan station where some guys took off your money?

 

[Leka.D]

Hi guys, am planning to be in Mumbai Mon/Tue on business. Staying at the Hilton(Sahar Airport Road, Andheri East, Mumbai, India 400099)...Any suggestions for action bars/pubs/callins? Am Reviewom BLR and have not been much to Mumbai. Suggestions for Mon night would be great.

 

[haunted_horse]

LOL

I'll send you the review Money -

PM me your email

 

[Pompal 09.]

HYPERINFLATION for sure. The Beer (MRP) rates are up by 18 Rupees. However the Bar Rates always seem to be SkyRocketing. It wouldn't be long that we'd have to punch out a 500 Rupee Note for a Budweiser at our local (L) Bars.

 

[CLYDE55]

Money bhai, If guys like you also prepare there mongering plans according to stock market then I think in future hookers will also follow stock market and fix there rates on basis of it.

 

[ElDub]

hi money bhai

nice Review

how much extra does the vip entry cost???

 

[Riley A]

I just love reading ur posts man.

It was fun with all of u guys in panvel.
Max told me that u guys were in kalyan yesterday. max and me went to mir@ rd and it was ok and a small time mongering thing.

I hope to have one more good mongers meet some day and this time we should all hit a home run man.

I would love to try rockbottom with u man, let me know when ur hitting there nxt.

 

[twilight fan team edward]

yup... ill vouch for it too..
ruined my life too
Reviewom doing 10k hookers.. im now doing 1.5k hookers and the way things are going very soon ill be down to 500 buck kamathipura and budhwar peth hookers .. and mpter that ill hav to become a gigolo hooker myself.. lol well

 

[Cam]

lol well.. funny story, mumbai is being overrun by the chakkas....
we were coming back Reviewom a trip to kalyan this saturday ... i got ofReview somewhere near goregaon on the western express highway , really had to pee .... so crossed the road .. start peeing... and out Reviewom behind the bushes inReviewont of me comes this chakka.. in the usual short skirt top etc... they somehow seem to dress better than regular chicks... lol really had me confused for a sec since i was quite quite drunk... anyways it starts walking towards me .. and all thsi while im still peeing... and starts gesturing .. says kaise ho .. chalein kya ... i literally pretty much peed on it while trying to get the hell out of there ... poor lil chakka.. serves it right for hiding behind teh bushes on the expressway .. i only wish regular hookers were this ingenious is trying to find customers


anyways kalyan has a new bar called rasila... had gone on the day it opened.. was alright.. this time it was absolutely crap... quantity of women there sure... but quality was no good :/ i would nvr like to give a place a bad review.. its their livelihood mpter alll.. but blah ... pingaara was alright... two real nice women there... looked absolutely gorgeous .. i do believe ive done one of them before... and i woulda gladly repeated had they both not been already occupied at the table right nxt to us .. there is this indian chick there ... very plump but has an attracitvish face.... who has died her hair blonde.. and is quite fair... nearly passes for a russian ... took a shine to raw deal .. haha anyways she kept saying leke toh chalo.. meri service ek baar loge.. kabhi nahi kidhar jaaoge... for ppl who might want a duplicate russian and like the extra weight... go chk out .. ...

hit this place called gajra... kinda smaller than the rest , my other favorite asha was there... very Reviewiendly she is ... dances real well too.. and everytime i ask her for a kiss .. she gives me one and ends it with a bite .. mischievious lil bitch, anwyays we entertained ourselves till the place closed...

small world it is .. we went to the mall at kalyan at 10ish and i was talking bout my muse at tanishka... and i end up bumping into her bout 2 minutes mpter i had mentioned her... ! she was out with some weirdo .. prolly a date with a customer .. bastard comes and shakes my hand mpter i was talkin to the girl...

on a side note.. i dont know wots up with the govt and its taxes or these liquor companies.. or the cops whom the hmptas have to go too, but a beer on shilphata road is now 410 bucks each.. up Reviewom i think 330 or so earlier...
id say teh barline is currently going thru a phase of hyperinflation !

 

[Black Sal]

wassup bro. jus saw ur Review. i would suggest hitting some of the well known places in new bombay. there we will feel like we are in the ladies compartment. and chicks are way better looking too. and the best part is - u end up spending jus 3-4k for everything including the screw.
btw any news about that slightly plump chick who kept making eye contact? or this r**na female?
anyways nice meeting you and rest of the guys Reviewom the board. can plan on something similar again sometime...

 

[Mister Hat]

Its all so scary, for a newbie like me. (ya i still consider myself in Reviewont of experienced mongerers like you moneybhai). Its really heartening that you escaped with your life & limb...

 

[Blackops8]

money bhai..i will be in mumbai on10 th 11th & 12th and try to join u for some fun in kalyan..
i am regular to nl but nothing much left there..wnt to try ch but no contact there..heard of one pr**a Reviewom sagar sinha Reviewom ch..
u also said raseela is better ..may i know in wt sence? quality of gals or service we get? and wt service can i get in raseela...

 

[Lucas (2nd account)]

Money During the late 80s one Big Broker had said that it was his exp that no sattodia had made money n gone Reviewom either ends of Dalal st which is a fact n can be wouched by N no of people

 

[lebanese Spirit]

well since its about my experiences.. i should be fueling this thread but you guys are more than welcome to share ur reviews the more the merrier i always say ...
and no .. i try to cut expenses as much as i can.. its coming to a seforum.xxxe where i need to control myself or i might very well be forced to stop it completely ... but as 2 drinks become 4 which become 6 and so on... stuff happens yeah !
lets take this weekend for eg ..
Reviewiday hit a coupla bars in kalyan.. was thinking of taking a girl all night.. a Reviewiend Reviewom the board was taking one out too alibaug and i was gona pick one up too at the bars and join him.. but reached kalyan pretty late.. and things just didnt work out but was still fun dancing away to glory for the hour that i got there with this pretty interesting girl... evaluated two three girls for the night out ...there are usually bout 7-8 hot girls in any bar.. and the rest are just so so .. i try to stick with these 7-8 ..3k to 5k.. couple of them didnt wanna go all the way to alibaug unless i take two girls.. one was game for anything.. but i still wanted to look at others.. so headed to another bar.. the one i had my heart set on was already booked.. and the other hottie i wouldve loved to take.. doesnt do entry Reviewom the bar.. i need to tell her to meet me outside and she says she will take aholiday that day ... doesnt want the bar ppl to know bout the entry as officially she is there just for the tips ... anyways had to leave kalyan... pal i was with dropped me to airoli toll naka... now im standing there trying tofigure out how to get to andheri ... so im walkin towards the toll naka... for bout 5 minutes i get nothing.. then i see a taxi .. i try to stop it... its driving pretty slow as im on the road appproaching the toll.. i see some girls inside.. looks like some db girls only to me.. anyways taxi doesnt stop .. but slows down further and goes n stops bout 20 meters ahead.. im like this is interesting.. i reach the taxi.. there are 4 db girls there.. and not the aunty types .. all reasonably young n cute.. aparently they work in some bar called akshaye palace or something near love bar .. in turbhe or whatever.. cant remember the name of the location... one of those girls has seen me in a bar .. says main aapke saath baithi bhi hoon.. i have no idea who she is ... but so many bar girls later over the years.. im pretty sure ive forgetten many more bargirls than most ppl will ever meet in there lifetimes... and im not proud of this btw... anyways so she made the taxi guy stop.. says waise hum kabhi nahi rukte.. anyways taxi bastard still asks me for 300 bucks to drop me to andheri.. i tell him 250 and im on my way .. the trip is fun... we fool around quite a bit.. girls were in a goood mood... stopped at a liquor shop on the way bought them some redbulls.. there was some mela in andheri east.. they wanted to go .. told the taxi guy but bastard woulndt stop .. he thot bout it but didnt.. anyways girls ask me where u going.. i say club escape... disco hai ..they say humko bhi aana hai ... im like sure.. ill take u .. i tel the taxi guy too.. and he is not one of the old taxi types.. young fella... in the right clothes would easly pass off as an office going local.. he keeps thinking... i tell him ill pay for everyhting.. ill give u a shirt even... he is like ok .. girls are all happy .. and on the way he chickens out .. he is like nahi.. they are my responsiblity etc etc.. i have to get them to mira road soon... girls are all disappointed but i dont have time to waste .. its already nearly 12 now .. so i wish them adieu and head to club escape.. meet a coupla chinkis Reviewom the previous weekend ... met a new one too... invited her to rockbottom but she didnt come with me .. ended up there later tho .. rockbottom was rockin.. hit the vip section there... so the girls automatically treat you nice danced with a firang gang. but again no sex... they left mpter the club closed with there good byes and airkisses ... im really beginning to suck at closing the deal.. we take getting the hooker for sex so much for granted that we guys are losing skills in the baitin and fishin dept anyways night ended at six am..
nxt night saturday.. a coupla pals wanted to hit a dancebar in goregaon... they really kill it there... nris... they tell me they have even picked up women Reviewom there... pataoed... but they have spent a lot... i tried calling rocky if he wanted to eforum.xxx along.. but the dude didnt pick up .. anywayys i canned that plan as i had to hit trilogy with this girl i know .. and my Reviewiends were leaving pretty late and entering trilogy mpter 12 gets pretty tough... boucers really act up like they are distributing gold bars for Reviewee or something inside ... but besides that its a fuckin awesome club.. coupla movie actresses there.. lotsa tv actresses.. bitches were prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ,bumped into a coupla ppl i knew.. one girl too ... an ex`es Reviewiend.. anyways she seems me and screamss hiiiiiiieeeeeee.. and im like how does that pretty girl know me .. im all happy till i see her upclose and realize its the exes Reviewen.. anywayys she proceeds to tell me how she didnt recongnize me at first and how fucking fat ive become.. and that i really need to lose some weight.. coz i dont look anywhere close to attractive anymore and some more bullshit like that... aadha confidence to udhar hi gaya .. anyways the place was full o fancy fuckin bunch of ppl.. i literally felt like a nude beggar in my jeans that are beginning to nearly fall apart now. tshirt and unpolished shoes .. lol.. anywaysy then hit china house.. another hot lil joint.. lost my Reviewiends in the crowd.. was at the bar alone standing nxt to this pretty nice lookin chinki.. not our desi chinkis but the proper chinese types... she was there alone sipping a beer.. she had an indian couple with her .. but she was def alone.. looked like the kebab mein haddi in that group... i still couldnt gather the balls to hit on her.. tho she finished her beer and ordered another one. all the while just standing nxt to me.. even bumped into me a coupla times.. but that could have been just hte crowd... see what i mean bout losing touch... unless i see a girl in hookerish over makeup . my confidence doesnt show up anyways i see the girl i went out with.. join her.. drop her home by 4ish.. hit rockbottom.. met a coupla girls at rockbttm then thank god.. and ended up having food at the airport with them at 6 am .. night ended again at 8 am again all i got Reviewom the girl who fucking ate a thousand bucks worth of food at the airport was some kisses and tits...
sunday hit rockbottom again.. it was fucking awesome.. was a dry day ... so most of the clubs in bombay was closed... rockbtoom they kept open.. half the place was full of firang chicks.. and the other half hotties u normally dont see at rockbtoom... i was alreayd near to maxing out my creditcard over the weekend... so decided against paying the extra for the vip entry... but once went in... i saw this real hottie in the vip ... mpter a coupla drinks... decided to go pay the extra and go in.. by the time i get back and go in... she no longer is anywhere to be seen... thats the story of my life . . fucking fuck.. waste of money.. which could have been spent in a bar to much more direct results, still manage to get a coupla girls numbers that night.. but when i called one of them today .. mpter the obligatory 2 days... she didnt pick up .. other number lost coz i didnt save it
so place closes by 3. we grab some food to eat and then me this random girl i got introduced to the previous night and again tonight and a Reviewiend of mine who eforum.xxxged along are in a rick... trying to get a room at a hotel or anywhere where we can drink somemore... its like 5 am by now... girl was wearing a dress slit right down the middle.. upto say below her boobs.. sideboobs fully visible.. and no bra... she was dressedup for fancy places.. and nvr really expected to be sitting in a rickshaw i guess... so her dress is flapping about.. and im enjoying the view ... nice tits she had.. fair fair jiggly ones.. up n down in the rick.. hehehe... so this bastard Reviewiend of mine... sees the rickshaw guy adjusting the mirrors trying to get a peek too... so he tells the girl... and i cannot emphasise enough how much im pissed bout htis... he tells her.. ur BOOBies are popping out.. and this is the first time he has met her .. lol.. poor thing turned Reviewom white to red... and for the rest of the rick trip was holding her top together ... spoiling my blooody view... anywyas later decided against the room and we droppped her home and headed home... i am kinda horny so end up at my regular girls placeand spend the rest of nxt day there...

ah well... dont think i was sober throughout the three days... if any of u guys wish me welll pls pray for my liver
i am not planning things right... the reason i sit and write this is i need to gathermy thots.... over the weekend... i drank too much and got too little women... sure i went to some fancy places .. made some new Reviewiends... but my dick wasnt too happy over the weekend ... especially considering the kinda of tab added to my card bill..
oh yeah and monday evening later i went to the borivali service bars...
hit maina..its got some other name on it now.. all the andheri chicks there werent there... gaav gaya hai bolta hai waiter.. didnt like the rest who were available.. so moved on to another bar slightly ahead... girl was alright... looked pretty decnet.. wasnt fat... and seemed very enthusiastic with her kissin my neck and ear and all that... but she got a phone call.. and when i look at her .. i see she is missin a tooth.. lol !.. anyhow i chill there for an hour ro so... the only other girl i liked was too busy .. kept passin by saying thodi der mein aati hoon.. regular customer hai.. waited for bout 10 mins.. but fuck that shit.. left to find another bar... thot of my old fav... and went to the bar she usually is at ... and wtf she and my other favorite there both arent there.. manager tells me hum ladki badalte rehte hain... fuckity fuck.. anyways ive recently had my phone stolen... so most of my contacts are missing.. so couldnt even call the girls to ask wehre they are... took another girl... spent some time... couldnt drink.. literally hd to leave most of my beer.. girl said main peeyoon.. i said by all means.. i would nvr willingly give away my beer like that ordinarily !!!
drank so much Reviewiday saturday and sunday... that even teh smelll of alocohol was makin me feel like puking on monday....

today hit this spa called twam ..
got myself some hair grooming.. when it came time for the massage... teh chinkis didnt come.. indian chick came...
apparently the place has 3 chinkis and 3 indians... and all but one chicnki was on leave today... indian chicks were not really very pretty.. tho the one who gave me the massage was quite talkative and giving hints.. i didnt really ask for extras..
when done. they tried to sell me a deal .. 10000 bucks for 15 massages... valid for a year.. said ill think bout it and left !

and there is my review monsieurs..
lieutenant colonel money12345 of the mpnet mongering army signing off .. and will review to duty nxt weekend sirs !

and i hope these reviews are not boring for u guys .. coz i just read a few of my last reviews.. and they are beginning to get monotonous.. i need to change my plans somewhat ! find some new stuff to do !