Mireille 514-259-9147

[glendiva1968]

How come no one mentions that she will not let you use her shower ?A shower is a matter of hygiene and respect.There fore you are all having the massage without the shower.Or maybe nobody cares?Keep your assholes clean and don't perspire before you go to see her.I went there and didn't like the idea of no shower but accepted the massage anyway.As many of you said her place is very clean,nice lady, about 49 or 50,short blondish hair ,5ft 5 in 160 lbs, cute face,hornrimmed glasses,pleasant personality, her attiude could be better,very serious,more smiles would help.Massage skills were average,hj was ,basic,uninspired and mechanical.There was no teasing at all throughout the hour which made the time very boring.Though I did enjoy her firm natural breasts,doubleD for a few minutes.That was the only high point.Not a repeat.

 

[Bella Ella]

If she doesn't let you use the shower, then it is HER problem, and not YOURS if you have perspired that day or skimped on the bumwad. Don't worry about her hang-ups.

 

[sweetheart]

No shower before the massage? I dont think i can go there. i need one before and after the massage. having the masssage without the shower is already gross enough, imagine going home without a shower. oil all over your body, sticking on your clothes.... ewwww..... i think shes got some thinking to do else she wont last long.

 

[Mom]

mellonhead, I gotta tell you--one day I aspire to be you. You make me crap my pants every time I read one of your posts.

 

[Jessica J]

Personnellement quand je vias me faire masser c'Est parce que jai le temps avant.... de prendre une douche...chacun ses habitudes je crois...pour ce qui est de apres... les meilleures masseuses que jai rencontré essuient le client après le massage... donc aucun exces d'huile.

Mais je suis d'accord que si vous désirez une douche avant et après... Elle devrait l'offrir.

Une masseuse m'Avait fait une remarque un jour.... Plus il y a d'huile... plus c'Est du fake...

Le massage chez Mireille est excellent, ending amazing.
amusez vous.
freestyle

 

[shebang]

I wanted to reply to your comment about your experience with Mireille's breasts. You felt that they "may be" boosted. I couln't reply immediately as I wanted to check it out first hand. So, I made a trip to visit Mireille last week. As usual the massage was top class. HJ was out of this world. At the end of one hour session I was limp and relaxed. When I was holding those magnificent breasts in my hand they reminded me of the time, when I was young, the glorious feeling I used to get fondling young women's breasts. BgBabee, take my word, Mireille's breasts are 100% "organic" - natural, no additives, no artificial color and beautifully packaged. Enjoy the gift sent from heaven.

 

[Oh Balls!]

I attempted to see Mireille today and after making an appointment I showed up right on time...

First thing she said was that I'd been there before. Not me! Never been there, and never seen her. She was quite a disappointment actually, since she's been referred to here as a MILF. To me, the key part of "MILF" is the "IL" part... meaning I'd Like or I'd Love. No way! She's pretty darned ugly, fairly old (probably early or mid-fifties) and really a lot overweight. Just being old doesn't make someone a MILF! There's got to be something attractive there!

Anyway, she's supposed to give a good massage and a good ending, and I was there, so I proceeded to the massage room. I'm a decent, clean and respectful guy (even was wearing a suit today) and she told me to undress and get onto the table face-down.

Her table has one of those donut-things for you to put your face into, and I've never liked them as I find it difficult to breathe properly when my face is in that position. So I lay back a bit and rested my face on the table itself. She didn't like that and pretty much insisted I had to put my face into the hole. I said no and explained that I had difficulty breathing that way. Then I made the mistake of telling her that I didn't care to have my neck or arms massaged (never liked it, and have always said so and have never had a problem with anyone about this before).

She just about went ballistic and told me that this was just too complicated with me and that she gives a proper massage, yada yada yada. Mind you, I had NOT been in any way disrepectful, nor did I ask for or suggest anything other than a proper massage. (And initally she'd asked if any part of my body was sore and I told her my lower back was.)

She told me to get dressed and leave. And I did exactly that. Without any bad words, without any scene on my part.

As far as I'm concerned, she's got a screw loose. And really, by the looks, she doesn't qualify as a mILf at all.

There's a lot better out there!

 

[Misfit_101]

thanks tim

you just saved me a little $$$$ i had an appointement for seven pm tonight i just called her and said i had to wash my hair and have to cancel. the sticking your head in that hole really bothers me.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I went to see her 2 times. She is in her mid-50's. She has a lots of make-up. Not a NK at 50, there are better looking ladies at 50, believe me. She is also flakey, big time. No Shower ect. Her tits are nice but I am sure they have been lifted. I asked her if they are natural: she said 100% but from I found they have been worked on, Not Silicone but redone.

Her massage is good but not great but she charges a low price.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Maybe I wasn't clear enough about that... the "donut" thing is standard with MOST massage places/tables. The problem with it was MINE - I just can't breathe properly when my head goes in there. What bugged me was her reaction to my saying I didn't want to use it.

And it went downhill from there.

 

[Reza]

The problem with Mireille is that there's absolutly no sensuality to her massage. She just wank you with as much enthusiasm as when she does the dishes.

 

[nykkibabyyy]

We put reviews here so that they can be read by everyone in the hobby.If you go there without reading the reviews then it's your fault if things don't turn out the way you expect them to.I was not impressed by her service either,but sometimes you win some and sometimes you loose some that's the hobby.

 

[[email protected]]

hotdog,

In effect You said "you win some and loose some in life". Yes, I agree. It is the nature of the beast. If some one rubs you on the wrong side, won't you give it back? At least I do. Likewise when you go for any service, be polite. If you are expecting a five star service, and if the other person is not wiiling to give it to you, politely say "no thank you" and back off. So, no one gets hurt. Find a place which can tolerate your idiosyncrasies and enjoy the pseudo fun. As for me, I have always enjoyed the service provided by Mireille. In my opinion, she is a gifted healer, who knows what she is doing. I am sure there are many people on this site who will agree with my opinion regarding Mireille.

 

[SpencerT.]

Hey Jockey, have you ever seen another mp? I mean, three posts to your credit and all of them about Mireille. Someone more cynical than I would be tempted to scream "shill!!!" Luckily, I am a firm believer in the natural honesty and goodness of people.

It might help your credibility if you reviewed someone other than the gifted healer they call Mireille.

 

[HTMLfreak]

McVie, If you see my joining date, it is Nov 2007. In that short period I can't review as many as some of you have done. Secondly, I had worst experiences with some of the MPs who are not reviewed on this board. In some Asian places, they overcharged me, "baited and switched" and gave bad service. Finaly, after a reference from a friend I met this lady, who didn't do any of all that stuff, but satisfied my needs. Like me you have seen some people have given good reviews. So, you win some and loose some. This is far from a SHILL. I posted my opinion on a MP whom I had a first hand info. That's it buddy.

 

[Sasafras]

See? This is EXACTLY the kind of reviews you should post. eforum.xxx is all about trying to point fellow hobbyists in the right direction and, more importantly, steering them clear of the bad mps out there. While some hobbyists seem to have an endless supply of cash, pervs on a budget like myself, appreciate nothing more than a fellow eforum.xxxite saying "avoid so-and-so at Massage R Us because bla bla bla."

It's all about sharing our collective experiences so we can all have the best bang for our buck, so to speak.

Don't be shy, post away!

 

[Pompal 09.]

After a hard saturday night going out... I felt like relaxing and sleeping all day...

Called Mireille at 9h00am... I didnt expect an answer that early... but she did.

Awesome massage like everytime, deep... not enough teasing... but thats my opinion....

The flip... always exiting... Nice boobs.

for 60$ all included.. you cant go wrong!

Enjoy!

 

[Staci Lancaster]

C'est vrai que la conversation est agréable. Mireille fait en sorte que l'heure passe malheureusement trop rapidement. Et plus vous la rencontré plus elle est à l'aise dans ces discutions.