I posted this on another MB last week and forgot to post it here..old age must be creeping up on me. After reading BB's post I got the classic cold sweat and flashbacks. I'd better share my sad tale to the others members maybe it could save their life....ok maybe not...but it could save them at least $70 bucks.
I was itching for a massage this morning, couldn't wait for the better MT joints to open so I went to GS. Had Marie, older broad with slightly above avg. looks using KMP standards but a looker for Gold (sigh). She has a decent boob job and a very decent slim to athletic body with the atypical Kgirl shortage of the booty. Anyway I went in knowing that the massage would probably be avg to poor, but you really cant be picky at this hour. So we go thru the generic rub routine of head, body, extremities and knuckle cracks (yawn). She does the topless body rub, light touch with gentle blowing. On the flip she continues the licking, gentle blowing, crank yanking and attempted the prostate massage but I ixnayed it, I'm a firm beliver it's better to give than receive when ti comes to the heiney hole pokey. She started the neck job (coco taught her well) and I followed with my typical pervy grope to the boobage and gyno area. As I was thumb wresting with her ms. clitty, mr. pinky, my thumb's tag team partner went for the classic sneak attack back door pokage. Unfortunately, mr. pinky had a little competition down there with ms. clitty's partner...ms. hemmrhoid (ugh!). I did a confirmatory feel with my index finger and felt the lump. I could have sworn my fingers rolled back like an old blind. My participation in the mutal touching terminated at that point. She switched back to the traditional tug and mericifully I was able to finish. After the clean up she left briefly, I ran to my bag and reached for the purell drowned my hands in it. I dressed as if LE was at the door and gave her 40 for the effort. In total I spent 110 but I think I'm scarred for life after that experience. I am officially retired from GS...I even deleted the coupon from my computer.