The Mandrake Virtual Tour Company presents:
The green metro line tour of a couple of clubs.
All you need is some metrotickets, a map preferably of Prague and some cash.
We meet up in front of the mall Debenhams.
It is located at Vaslavska Namesti or Wenzel square number 21.
Stand so the National Museum (big building at the end of Wenzel Square) is on your right and look down the street called Na Prikope.
Go into the building to your left and down the escalator to the Mustek metro station.
Here you will find a supermarket, Albert, where you can buy anything you need, like water and toothpaste.
We proceed to the green metro line A.
Go in the direction of Depo Hostivar and get off at FLORA, not Florenc.
Once outside you will see the shopping mall called Flora.
If you need to use the toilet, it is conviniently located on the first floor in the mall.
From here we go to
Dessert which is a two minute walk. Look at your map if you need to.
Dessert is a big house with purple lanterns outside, and even if they are not lit, we ring the bell at the gate and are collected by the bar maid.
Here we have a beer and check out the girls.
If you see anything you like, we stay and the tour ends here.
If there is nothing worth sampling we leave Dessert and continue our tour to the next place.
Which have been deleted because the owner of that club is a selfpromoting asshole.
Update . It is
www.sweetparadise.cz I have to let it go.
Look at the website for more info and make sure you print out the 500kc discount voucher.
This is a 5 minute walk from Dessert.
Once there, we get a beer and look at some girls.
If you see anything you fancy, use the voucher.
Then the tour ends here.
If you are still not happy with the selection we will continue to k5.
www.k5relax.com
Got back to the metro station FLORA.
Take the metro in the direction of Dejvicke and get off at Namesti miru.
Leave the station and go to the back of the church to find the street called koronni.
K5 is located at koruni number 5, hence the name.
Here we will be greeted by the manager who will give a quick tour of the club.
If you decide to leave, go to the metro and go back to mustek.
If you get a girl at once, you don't have to pay the 500kc entry fee.
If you decide to stay, pay the 500kc and look at some girls. Use the pull out flatscreen located under the tables in the club to check out girls.
If you see anything you like, talk to the manager.
Then the tour ends here.
If you have been left behind at one of the clubs.
Please use the cheap or free taxi services provided by these clubs to get back to the city.
This concludes the virtual tour. Thank you for participating.
Legal disclaimer.
The Mandrake Virtual Tour Company accepts no responsibility for any bad experiences or money exchanged at the places mentioned above.
This is only a sightseeing tour, and no sexual activity is intended or inferred.
If you do decide to take the tour please send me a PM to obtain my bankaccount number in the Cayman Island to pay the 500euro fee.
Thank you.
This is meant as a joke in case anyone didn't get that.
Mandrake
PS. If you want to see strip. Go to jagsbar or goldfingers.
They are both listed on escort.cz
They are expensive but they are not as pushy and scamming as other inner city clubs.
PPS
On a more serious note, these three clubs are so close to eachother, that this is one way of visiting several clubs without wasting too much time running all over Prague.
And another tip. If you find Sweet P on
www.escort.cz, and click the
show on map you will see sweet marked with a heart and an n (nightclub).
All the purple houses with a P are privates in the area, click on these to find out more info about them.
The area around Flora is a great place to find pussy.
PPPS
About the toilets.
At Dessert, Pink Dolly, K5 and Ariadne the access to the toilets are located right in front of where all the girls are sitting.
It probably don't bother the girls, but it bothers me going into the toilet right in front of them.
Especially if it is taking too long
.
Maybe I am just weird, but I always make a pitstop at the flora mall before I continue