Thanks for completing the report. Btw, I disagree about it not being worth mentioning. Negative information, i.e., places to avoid, can be nearly as useful as positive info on good places, ne? Now not only will you not be going back, but other guys who see your post will be able to avoid the disappointment and wasted money.
(Though, of course, YMMV applies in lots of massage places, so your experience doesn't mean that no one ever gets a happy ending there, but it certainly isn't an encouraging sign.)
-Ww