Massage Parlor Reports

[Taniya A]

U S of A Capitol is very nice place to make sexy-time with woman who is not sister!

Heh heh... Okay, Okay. I'll write the post straight. Most of you probably haven't seen Borat anyway.

I don't go to DC often, but I was in the area on Sunday afternoon. I haven't seen much about Young's or Venus, so I thought I could contribute to this glorious forum by posting something that wasn't Sun or Supra. (I mean, for fuck's sake. If I read one more post about Bebe from Sun, I'm gonna hurl...)

So I ventured off the beaten path and visited 2352. The door was answered by no mamasan, but by a cute little number named Linda (28 yo, 5'3", hardbody, B or C cups, totally a spinner). Of course, first question is, "You been here before?" Well, gentle readers, of course, I hadn't, but I RTFFed and dropped the appropriate names, and I was in. BTW, Linda was the only one there. Everyone else on "vacation."

I gave her .6 and got ready. Standard TS followed, but I wowed her with my witty banter and she laughed heartily. This girl became playful and appreciative of my friendly manner.

Back to the room, and she gives me a kissy and slips me some tongue. I ask for "light touch massage" and she fingertips me. Now, I don't ever ask for AR because I don't like stuff there, but suddenly I discover a tongue in a new place and I like it. The tongue ventures everywhere. Linda has a tongue and isn't afraid to use it.

I flip and get a very enthusiastic bbbj for a few, then she so surreptitiously slips on the raincoat and tells me to get on. You know the rest. Tipped her $1.10.

Young's/Venus must be one of the best kept secrets in DC. Linda was way beyond my expectations for a non-dupont-circle-stop place. Note this: she told me that they are open to repeat customers and closed to new customers. So RTFF and you, too, can be a repeat customer, and make glorious the forum of sexy-time.

 

[frank castle]

Mac moved to NOVA did it not? Is she still open?

 

[johhny boi]

He was talking about house and tip, he just used the period from the earlier sentence instead of .6

 

[Mr Night]

If you're talking about the place in VA, it sucks for us, but is good for her. No more assholes forcing her to do things against her will.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I got 3 PMs this week from people (@ that time) with less than 10 posts. I haven't been posting that much recently since I have had some stuff change in my life, S.O. moving in and all.... So it was a surprise to get that many posts from newbies.

 

[JASPER]

Man

I've been away but what has happened? Everything was looking up and now this. Ok. I guess I need to do some recon and check stuff out. Washington post is posting ads again.

No telling if they work.

Will post again (hopefully) with more info.

Damn. What's happened.

Charm city here I come.

PS watch out with what you do. A friend found himself with a strange rash on his face after visiting an establishment in MD. Seems his wife objected and is filing for divorce. No more snacking at the Y for me!

Cabbie!

 

[nadia ? ...xx]

Just go there and try them out.

review back here and tell us all what you found.

JJ

 

[Augustus]

Gold Spa has very pretty women, I'd recommend it. Prices are high, but well worth it for "massage". I got a Korean girl (I think they all are Korean there, I could be wrong). Was there 2 days ago, and yesterday, first time I didn't know what I was doing and only got a HJ but after that I went back yesterday and got it all.. Pretty girl, short, long black hair, I won't give out her name, but she looks like shes in her 20's. Go there for a great "Massage".

 

[ALLURING]

I strongly agree LL. Frankly, I think you were too easy on him.

 

[Tsunami Dhimani]

Pre-lunch time visit as I had some time and getting a bit tired of the street scene.

Tried Yumi, and what a green gem. She has a big round head, but cute. Very curly light reddish hair. Nice to have something a little different than straight black. 5' nothing, nice body B cups, probably about 30-35 years on the chassis.

Nana was busy so tried the 'new' girl. Very accomodating, all the right places washed and followed up with, and she is incredibly 'tight' :0 . Open to pretty much everything, and nice little hands with a very good massage. Standard fees, no inflated prices.

Hard to explain, but everything was at just the right pace, not too fast, not too slow--just right. Put her easily at my top 10 providers. Not outstanding in any one area but very good in all areas.

The 'pace' of events was just right and the right tempo, and good service. Will definately repeat.

 

[Nathan R]

The quality had definitely gone up after bottoming out over the summer.

An interesting article in Sunday's W. Post says that the prevalence of "human trafficking" is highly exagerrated in the US.

Part of it:

Good news to read, and hopefully it means an end to the crackdowns of DC AMPs.

 

[hanoverianluvr95]

Yea, I don't think it is just you. The Chairman has made a few mistakes in his time, but I will say I think you think about it and learn fairly quickly once you become a regular. Yea, now I am thinking about it again.. Er.. Hey, atleast it looked nice.

 

[Pompal 09.]

The girls around DC change/adopt names faster than Danica Patrick changes lanes. I doubt she is using the same name by which you know her. However, it might help to know her nationality (sounds Japanese), physical description, and what type of work she does (AMP, private residence, etc.).

AD

 

[EllenMay]

Go see for yourself and come back and review your findings.

JJ

 

[Stan P]

I read it like Loop did. 4 jacks is fair for a BJ.
I think the short time is usual for nights. I usually monger daytimes and get an hour.

 

[Mysterio]

Ok, finally found the time (and cash) to visit the mighty orange. I was there a few years ago and seemed to be able to remember the layout.

Ring, and on in I go. I get a 'look' from mama but I think it's cool. Off to room 3. I get prepped and in walks Lucy. Very cute, maybe mid 30s, assets abound with this girl.

She seemed offended at.7 and I was politely told.6 was fine. Then she smiled and off to the shower we went. Clean. Plain and simple.

I was joking and kidding with her the whole time and it lightened the mood. Back to the room, we get right to business. She walks on my back and decides to visit the pacific rim. Next flip and she talks into the mic for a while (slurping and all), on to CG, RCG and walk the dog. Awesome to say the least.

Hot towel, rough ending massage and I'm out the door feeling strangely fine. 50 minutes, and standard rate applied. I'm going back sometime soon, definitely recommend.

TS: 9

Massage: 7

I don't care about this one

Service: 9

This is the BIG one

Rate: standard

Fair warning, I do the block walk, checking things out. Something I have grown accustomed to. I like to get the vibe of the neighborhood prior to my visit. Nothing bad or out of the ordinary about the neighborhood. I make it a point to blend in and be chill. No sense attracting any unneeded attention.

Everyone be careful out there.

Cabbie!

 

[Pooja]

Nana says she just came from NY three days ago. She is not Nana from 14K/Gold/Supra, but awesome nonetheless. Will go back. Wow. Still smiling.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Get on the Metro and take it down to Dupont Circle. Very near the Metro Station you can find 1333 Connecticut Ave and take the long climb up the stairs to the answer you seek.

When you get down review back here about what you encounter here. No more questions! Go forth and do great things!

JJ

 

[Ziona]

Oh well, at least 1413K is just a literal stones throw away.

 

[Bastion Lord Flash Heart]

Just came from 1333 Green, the other day. Mom mom ask if I was looking for anyone, just told her to give me the best and the best is what she did. Started out with a TS,from an difference girl. She hit all the right spot and cleaned it twice. When I ask her her name she told me that she was not my girl, just giving me TS. Jenny came in a dried me off and back to the room. She has a good little tight body. The massage was little to none, but the AR was great. On the flip when right to the pole with a cover and ask if I want to daty. There was a lot of 69, doggie and CG, I not into all those position changes. This is a keeper and I will return to she her.

TS=8
Looks=8
Services=8

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