Massage Parlor Reports

[AntwonKeepinItReal]

While I cannot disagree with others expressing concern about the 420 question and that was even raised, is understandable that someone eventually does ask...

We are, as a group, speaking about subject matter that would be describing illegal activities (if any of our fantasies were true). Those expressing outrage obviously have an innate understanding that there is somehow a difference between prostitution and illegal substance use, and also that a LEO might be baiting us.

I do not pretend to speak for our newbie, but it does occur to me that a person who uses any illegal substance, and is new to the mongering scene, may appreciate genuine advice. And I believe that Lex and KLover have summed it up quite nicely and succinctly in terms we can all understand.

This MAY be a time to return to our regularly scheduled programming (i.e. change the subject please).

Lex,
Congratulations on 600.

LoveLOS

 

[Pompal 09.]

I am a proud monger and have been for many years.

Many people like to put mongers down, all sort of nonsense.
Can't get a women etc. Has to settle for street trash etc.

However, many critics seem to get real uptight when you are hitting it
nicer than they ever could.

Have you noticed this?

For those of us who do not want relationships with women that are more of a pain to keep, we would rather the temporary connection.

Everyone hates when we get what we are looking for. It scares people who are trapped in relationships with women who are truly disgusting.

Just my thoughts.

By the way, mongering is cheaper than those dysfunctional relationships I am
describing.

 

[Carl]

Appreciate the response AJohn. I treat people with respect always so I guess I will just step it up even more when I visit.

 

[m y]

Trying very hard not to flame the hell out of you or call you Johnny Law, or whatever.

To answer your question, go to Vermont Therapy its near 14th and K street NW, just one block up. They will take care of you and for the price you're looking for....no FS.

 

[Theresa]

"Same as it ever was".

 

[sundown]

I was a little skeptical, because this AMP has been very unstable for several years.
It reopened for a few weeks, then abruptly closed again.

Now it has reopened yet again under new management (and yes they are answering phones).

Please take the time to try them out. I have not been yet, but will be going soon.
It is important to let them know that there is a market for them. Dupont circle is once again
becoming one of the best AMP locations in the country. It is up to all of us to keep it that way.

Competition makes the whole system work better.

 

[GypsyGirl]

Had a session with Mimi. I passed on CoCo from lineup. Coco is well tanned but the bolt ons look rock hard, not my taste.

Mimi looked softer. TS was a quick and mostly light touch. No playing with the main part. Back in room massage was strong and fairly good. But the hussle was on and she asked for pmt upfront. Counted 5 jacks and she asked for one more jack. No dice, so she says OK.

CBJ OK. Then weak cg, followed by mish, but only allowed 2 or 3 inches. This were the only positions available. She claimed she couldn't take in more.

Good english but not good provider. will definitely not repeat.

Bill

 

[YA Junkie]

Actually, I've seen 2 AMPs in one building in New York City, and in Honolulu.

 

[Dave]

So I gave a ride to a Korean girl who needed to buy a few things. She is a very beautiful girl, late twenties, and has a personality and demeanor that is exactly my style. Starving, I asked her if she wanted to eat. She said sure. I said where do you want to go? She said let's go drink. Ummmm, okay. So we went drinking and I don't know if she's some sort of wily fox or what, but she asks me, "You like me, don't you?" I was a little drunk, but I knew exactly what to say. "Of course."

We went back to her place and she fed me some more wine and I kind of passed out in bed next to her. I woke up in the middle of the night and tried to get something going, but she threatened to call the police on me and instead patted next to her to just lay with her. Uhhh, I guess I had no choice.

Next morning, I tell her that I'll just pay her to fuck her. She then gives me a lecture about if that's what I really want, to just be a customer. So I just suggest that we go to the bedroom. She says to carry her piggyback-style, so I do just that. I strip off her shorts and top and away we go. She won't give me a blowjob because as she explains it, it'll take away all the fun if we do everything from the beginning. She then suggests a condom, but I say it's okay. But she needs lube. I enter her and ask if I can cum in her pussy. She says no, but doesn't really make much of an effort to stop me, so I just cum inside her. She gives me a knock on my skull and asks why I did that. I suggest it's because I like her so much.

I see her again a few days later. We drink and I take her back to my place this time. However, I didn't really know how to approach this situation, and I was too drunk, so I just passed out. Next morning, I notice she's passed out on the couch, so I tell her to come sleep in the bed and we just sleep some more. When we're both awake, she wonders out loud how I'm so patient, complaining my dick keeps stabbing her. She then mentions she has no panties under her dress, and even takes my hand and rubs it inside to prove it. Well, I take this as my opportunity. After a lot of stalling and persuasion, she sucks my dick before I fuck her bare. This time without any lube, I'm pleased to find she's actually kind of moist. Again I suggest cumming inside, and again she says no with little resistance. I cum inside her again, but this time she seems kind of upset. I reassure her that I can get her the morning after pill, and after I buy it for her, her frown turns upside down and she's all happy again. We spend the day together, and when I take her back to her place, I fuck her again, this time cumming outside. We go eat dinner, and I try to fuck her again, but she kicks me out. Damn.

Few days later, it's her last day of "working" and she doesn't want to work. She just wants to spend time with me. So we spend the day together, a very nice date in fact. We go out for dinner and drinks, and back to my place where we drink some more. I'm really drunk, and she asks me if I'm going to bother her in bed. I'm truthful, so she says let's hurry up and get it over with. Unfortunately for her, I'm really drunk, and we're going at it for a long time. We're alternating between BBFS and BBBJ and she takes a break. I'm too drunk so I don't really know what she did, but she comes back ten minutes later and we try again. Finally I cum on her face (though I can't remember a thing because it was dark and I was too drunk). I put my dick in her mouth and she sucks me off a little bit more. We both take a shower, and I ask her to suck my dick some more which she obliges. And then we sleep.

She's not in the area anymore, but we still keep in regular contact. I really like her so hopefully this turns out to be something great.

 

[Unpretty]

Of course I said that. I'm not shy to put someone on the spot for lying to me. It's not like mamasan is going to punish the girl or anything, but at least I can try to make her feel a little guilty.

Do you know where 14k is? If you don't wanna post it on the forum, PM me.

Nite

 

[Homer]

And an ad for the one that was on MacArthur.

 

[Shovel ready Teddy]

So yeah, I went out against my better judgement, after reading that several places were no longer open. It paid off.

Rio is most definitely open, and either the rest of you guys read about the closings and headed there, or it's always that busy on a Thursday (my first time there since I used to hit DT and Supra back in the day). I heard at least 2 dudes turned away while I was in the shower. It was enough to make a man nervous, thinking it could be LE at any second.

Mamasan asked if I'd been before ("Yeah", although one of those mongers I heard actually answered he hadn't. Idiot.) and I gave the correct answer. She asked if I remembered anyone, and of course I said Nana. I had to see if the hype was correct. And yes, I'll say, all reviews live up to reality.

Not the best looking AMP girl I've seen, but sure as hell not painful on the eyes either. Def. All natural and a hell of a body at that. Friendly as hell, and while the stereotypical Asian "Ohhh you so strong, good boy, etc. " business did get to be a bit much (I like a bit of that, or I wouldn't go to an AMP, but really tone it down), she was possibly one of the best AMP experiences I've ever had.

I'll leave the details at that, but will note two things.

-- If you like some action in the Pacific Rim, she's your girl. My nether regions have never been so clean and so pleased at the same time.

-- I spent some time at the Y, and also got splashed in the face. I'm pretty sure it's not poor bladder control, but it was a little offputting, despite the warning on here. Some dudes like the gift, but I was happy she cleaned up my mouth quickly.

Nothing else to say that others haven't said. I'm going to lay, very, very low for a while, as I'm done with mongering again for a while, but if I weren't, I'd totally repeat.

 

[Felidae]

Please let me know if this is the same Judy who worked at Moonlight in Baltimore about a year ago.

She was extremely hot.

D cup bolt-ons, round butt. Long hair, gorgeous face. Was relatively young.

That Judy had Baltimore rolling when she was here last.

 

[theymademedoit]

Stopped by this morning to get out of the cold for a while. When I asked my provider what her name was, I thought I heard her say "Voo Doo." I asked her again and she repeated,"Voo Doo." I'm sure I really understood her clearly. Anyway,"Voo Doo" is a rather tall K-girl with a beautiful face and a nice ass but not much of a rack. Table shower and massage was adequate with a standard DC finish after the flip. All-in-all, the experience was mediocre so I'm not sure if I will return.

 

[Red Devils Lad]

I went to get another session, this time had Bebe. As mentioned before, in this location, you pay the tip upfront and like I said, I had no problem doing this at this location since I have not had reason to complain ever.

standard fare, 1.60 gets you everything. Bebe had nice attitude and playful. nice body and face. will repeat.

 

[niceandcool.]

I don't got too many posts (that I can remember) but I've been a member for a bit. Supra was about the only spot I used to hit up, but three good reviews about nana is enough. Can you pm me or let me know? Thx

Greg

 

[...Ashley]

This is what private message or face to face meetings are for. A monger giving me their point of view in full effect.

I live for the moment to hear your political thoughts over Starbucks.

 

[ce_fowler]

Fellas! Knock it off with that same old tired arguments on both sides of the info sharing!

Do or do not post graphically but please do not waste everyone's time and bandwidth arguing about it!

The LE people know all about all these things anyway so there is no point in the argument.

OKAY!

FLAME ON!!

JJ

 

[HenryVIII]

Ah, now this is something I can shed some light on.

I went once last year, but less than a year ago.

I was asked for only the house fee up front.

After that I was given the option to have fun. From there on, it was like every other AMP in DC that I've been to in the past.

Don't know if there have been policy changes since then, but I doubt it. Sounds more like cutting corners.

 

[lekneppyday]

I have not done the AMP thing in a while; mostly hanging to the escort line of business but I was in the M and Connecticut area so I though I would try 14K. Looks like it might be closed. The buzzer did not seem to work, no one answered the phone, and there was a hole in the ceiling where a camera should have been. I saw a few cigarette butts from recent visitors but based on the delivery slip hanging on the door, I don't thing anyone has been in an out in about 2 hours. A shame since I had to walk the block three times until the smokers from the adjacent building cleared out of the area.

Anyway, went to Jasmine on M without an appointment. I did not have the number handy (poor planning on my part). I have not been there for serveral months. Was buzzed in immediately. Tall K-Girl in a sun dress. Looked about mid 30ish let me into a room and asked if I called ahead. I said no but I have been there before in March. I did not say March 2007 which would have been more the truth. She said one minute and came back 5 minutes later. She said it would be 170. I said that is not what I remember. She said if I had been there before, then I would know 170 was it. I just RTFF and notice that someone else reviewed this experience as well. Said thank-you but I did not bring that much with me. She said they take credit cards but I declined and left.

Anyone been to Jasmine lately at the normal rates? I am not going to fork over 170 site unseen. The receptionist may have been pretty nice but that is no guarantee of future performance.

Twist