Massage Parlor Reports

[Kiles]

Went to 1333 this past Sunday to try out Kimberly, and concur that she was great. Fantastic and cooperative attitude. Very friendly. Good looking to boot.

 

[Stuart]

H&H is bound to get more business with the shutdown of most of the DC AMPs, so expect things like this. It's been in business almost 20 years, so the boss is doing something right.

 

[Logan R]

Yes, I RTFF but it seems like no one knew for sure why the closings took place.

Maybe it was a kind of provider strike for higher prices. The know we got yellow fever from the closings and now they're jacking up the prices only jacking us --i.e. no FS.

 

[Observer]

I have this same issue. Star is much closer to my office, but VIP has gotten a few positive reviews lately.

I'm thinking of hitting VIP and if that's a bust, hit Orange.[/quote]So I recommend you go to Star so I don't have to wait at VIP.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey, just following the GM approved review format! LOL

 

[Leslie]

You shoule check this post: [post=419186]AMP address list[/post]

I also recommend that you peruse the "reviews of Distinction" thread.

Go in peace; serve the board.

Stimpy

 

[Jeremy]

My friend said they had a visitor yesterday. Local LE stopped in Golds and closed the doors. Not sure when or if they will reopen?

The decent girls are really finding it hard pressed to stay in Wash. DC and surrounding area AMP`s with the past couple years harassment by LE. There's other places In other cities where the stress / risk is not to high. In the AMP world quality and quantity may be at an all-time low coming soon.

 

[falas6een7ora]

Tip a little extra and get a room with full occupancy (referring to my idea below) two girls, two massagi...

 

[Kar]

There is Bibi working at Rio. Perhaps the one you looking for? Nice I've seen her twice in last three weeks.

 

[malteser94]

Gents,

NaNa has gone Ta-Ta (pun sorrowfully intended). I wrote about the new girl twice. Have I gotta tell ya' the RTF...? ;-)

I knew he was bein' sarcastic. I just didn't want him to have all the fun to himself.

AD

 

[Heline B]

Since the spots I'm familiar with are now closed, I decided to go for a trip hoping to play some games at the Olympics in Rio the other day but unfortunately they seem to have some plumbing problems so I went looking for Green-er pastures. I have an idea where it is and circled the area many times but I still can't figure out where the door is to Greenland. So I went down the steps in K.

It took them awhile to open up for me and I thought I would strike out for the day until I heard someone just when I was about to leave. Mamasan welcomed me and seemed to remember me even if it was my first time there (may be I have a look alike? ). The usual talk was given to me before I was ushered into the playing court.

I was matched against young. Although I would say she was in her 30's, she still looked good and came with a sense of humor, a nice body and a huge set of twins. TS was normal fare, and so was the massage. She was straight forward with how to play and we started the game with a CBJ and some raisin twisting until the score was 69 all. We ran a couple of mission offense after the half but used the dog style defense during the final quarter. For the last 2 minutes we ran the cowgirl offense until the final buzzer sounded. Some hot towel was provided after the game.

L - 7
A - 8
R - 7
S - 7

I might ask for a rematch.

 

[Shady Vines]

I have to agree with Eagle55. But I'd like to offer some advice as to why this is a completely stupid question.

In my experience and to my knowledge, there are indeed a few girls in an even fewer number of AMP's who use drugs while at work. But it is my belief that most owners (and therefore most mamasans) realize that the business that they are running is dangerous enough and illegal enough. To add insult to injury makes no sense. Therefore if a customer comes in and even discusses the use of drugs, you can bet that will raise all kinds of alarms. For all they know, you are ULE trying to entrap them.

Many establishments will not even serve you if they think you have been drinking, unless you are a long established client whom they can trust not to get crazy.

I don't advise the use of illegal drugs. However if you must use them, be cool about it and only go to an AMP when high after you have established a good relationship and a good rapport with the mamasan and one or two of the girls who will then vouch for you with your provider. But I would not advise offering them drugs. Their lives are complicated and dangerous enough.

Remember guys, this site is all about an alternative fantasy world in which men sometimes achieve success in their pursuit of pleasure with the opposite gender. As such, it could not possibly have any relationship to the real world since pleasure in this society is highly discouraged, especially if you must pay for it.

LexLuther

 

[amanda g]

Go to the ATM!

I've had not so exciting times in this situation, and I've had amazing adventures when this option arises. Next time just run out to the ATM and grab a bit more cash...and hope for the latter.

The better adventures were when I knew one or both of the girls first though. Of course, it's a given that it's better if they are equally as into each other as they are into you.

Happy New Year Folks!
jjj

P.S. - While some are doing ISOs for their favorites, I'd love to hear where Tara (of Supra mid to late-October) is now. Please PM if you have any info. Thanks!

 

[JaPac]

It is all over but the shouting. One or two spots may be open still, you will have to research to find them, if they are. The glory days are over, and yes, they sure were glory days.

Ginza, Downtown, Supra, Royal, Happiness, Star, and more. All gone, along with my money. Good times were had, though.

 

[Panic25]

It's just so darn convenient. I keep thinking I should keep walking and check out the green door, but the extra walking time makes me a bit late for dinner. Though I just saw Tjunkyard357's review and I'm reconsidering.

Anyway. Took the downward steps off K street. Looks like someone ripped the door handle off.- I wonder what's up with that. Met Jennifer. Sweet, nice laugh, pretty face, natural be. 5 cups. Nice playful TS. Rather amateurish massage.- kind of rough without going deep. I felt like I was dancing in place. Surprised me with a little BBBJ but I got covered up after a moment (whew). Nice technique, good eye contact. Walked the dog for a few minutes. She's tight. Turned over for a while. A long while. Everything was great but I wasn't finishing and she was getting tired. She requested a manual finish, so I juiced her. I would see her again. Ratings:

Face - 8
Body - 7
Attitude - 10
Service - 9
TS - 8
Massage - 5

 

[--*tenderoni]

Heaven help you for that posting....prepare for a weekend of responses like this one from awhile back. It may be best to just hop in the car/train and review back if you want to have more fun unless you like reading.

What is this flood of noobs coming in here asking for info WITHOUT posting their own experiences?

To one and all noobs herein:

Read the fugging forum!

Go somewhere and do something!

Post your own reviews!

Do these things in the order given and MAYBE you will gain some basic respect and trust around here.

 

[C C]

Keep hearing rumor that Orange has been VISITED by Uncle Leo this month. At least enough questioning to have people continue to ask or mention this. I still don't have any concrete answer.

Is it true or just rumor-mongering?

Be safe

 

[ithb]

Bribery is a very strong word and would not fit this scenario. Law enforcement organizations differ greatly in operation and mission from law affinity organizations. Bribery implies that the two classes of organization are closely related. They are not.

Those who read the district complaint know this fact. However, an relatively unknown fact is that the Mamasan at Happiness also used Tae Won's facilitation services during the same time period.

Another unknown fact concerns the relative contribution amount between Happiness and Royal. While I didn't write the check, I do know that compared to Royal, Happiness believed strongly in supporting the local law affinity organizations.

 

[Boo]

Me and my boys just got from a long tour of duty (see below) and are looking for a great place to get a good massage in DC tonight/tomorrow. We're in town for a few days and its been a long f'ing time!

One of my buddy's best friend gave him this website and said we would be able to find some good info. From the looks of your postings, it appears that no info is available for "newbies". I've never posted a damn thing! However, recognizing the circumstances I thought you may be able to help some vets out. Where the hell is this place with Wendy, Pink, etc?

No offense taken if you guys can't help us out. I'm sure we'll find something.

Respectfully,

SF

http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=6442169

 

[luv_yuu_4eva]

I stopped by there today, but the place is closed due to renovation. No other information on when they will reopen. Does anyone have the inside on this because I called the main location an they told me that they didn't know anything.