Massage Parlor Reports

[Pompal 09.]

Visited Friday and today after 6 months again. Friday was lucky, all rooms empty, got Lucy plain korean face, nice body, fake upper front, very good TS, back in the room straight to business. Door bell rang once during TS, and again after I got back in the room. Very nice session about 40 min, when we finished she said massage next time, too busy. Today I stopped by arround 7pm, mamasan said waiting time is about 40 min, so I skipped. Will go back tomorrow, but call ahead. If interested PM for details.

 

[Levon]

Finally made it to 1413 after having stopped by Rio, finally finding a parking spot on 9th and going up the stairs only to have mamasan tell me all 3 girls were busy! Shit, I had called her two minutes prior and she told me it was no problem. One massage girl had popped her head out the door and wasn't bad looking but mamasan would not let me sit on the chairs by the fish tank and wait so I left. Rio went by another name back in 2003 and was one of the better DC spas as far as quality of girls, the young mamasan at the time, etc. The mamasan there now is quite old.

So, went over to 1413 and was lucky to find a parking space as club patrons had most of them. Walked downstairs amidst a few stares of young club goers, but I just waved and smiled, rang the bell and mamasan let me in. A previous poster was right, the music from above was thumping, unlike the quiet days of 2003 when I was last there. I asked for a lineup and chose Blue as one girl was too flat-chested for my taste (but probably the youngest) and the other one, although she had big tits, had this narrow, tiny, no-shape-whatsoever ass. Blue had the best shape overall but I guessed from her looks that she was enhanced. Sure enough! I asked how much for the hour, all- inclusive, and she said $.6. I told her I thought I only had $.2 as I really didn't want to pay more for fake tits. We finally agreed on $.3. Got a decent table shower, bland massage and the extracurricular activities were rather rushed but at least she was tight. Wanted to get my investment out of her so pounded her hard for several minutes. She took it well until the lube dried up so pulled me out unexpectedly to lube up. Finished, she cleaned me up and I was out the door in 50 minutes.

By the way, Blue hates having her nipples touched. Too bad as they are rather nice.

Nite

 

[Pack Leader- Go Pitbulls!]

I seriously doubt that anyone will tell you anything about anything at this point. You have made only 2 postings and both hqave been questions. To avoid being eforum.xxxged as a jackass at best or even worse as LE you MUST fix your situation!

To do so:

1. RTFF
2. Go somewhere and visit someone
3. Post a review about your experience
4. Go back to step 1 above.

After you have done those steps maybe somone will tell you something but do not expect much before then!

BEFORE YOU ASK - RTFF means READ THE FLIPPIN' FORUM!

JJ

 

[noodles]

Well I've been registered for a long time, which obviously mods can verify. Just figured it was time to contribute since I've used the info before.

 

[Rooster]

RM,

First of all I believe you mean hyenas. Why you would call these ladies hyenas is beyond me. They are women, not dogs and certainly not the dog-like creatures normally referred to by the term hyena.

Oh and by the way, Russian (as you can see from my spelling of it) has two "s"'s in the middle of the word. It is "Russian" and not rusian. Also the word Asian is normally capitalized.

If you can't learn to express yourself in English, I will have to ask that you be banned from the sites.

LexLuther

 

[money maker]

I remember D-gal, if you want to PM for a memory jogger.

Ran across her a week ago (ish)

It was great to get out of the cold and into a steamy hot sauna. TS was as relaxing as always with every detail covered. After a medium to hard rubdown that left me like jell-O, it was time for a flip. I won't say I was rushed, but it seemed a bit more like work for the both of us.

 

[Elissa]

As far as I know this is the only movie about an AMP. It is a melodrama and is not well acted, BUT.

It has a good bit of Korean female flesh, a girl fight, and the parts about the AMP itself are good. It takes place in LA, and can be streamed now in Netflix.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304729/

I just watched it, and it inspired me to go to one myself!

 

[Sticky toffee pudding]

Nope. But if you wander the streets of SE you will be bound to find some sort of action. Most of it related to gunshots.

 

[Lightgreen]

Probably not a coincidence. I sometimes get PMs about specific girls and/or places, and I always check the posting history before I respond. If the person PM'ing me has more than a few informative posts, I usually give it up. Otherwise, I reply and say to please post some meaningful reviews first. Sometimes I get a nastygram in response, usually pretty obvious attempts to goad me into providing information -- I think most of those are cops.

 

[~ Floridian``]

Most may already know this, but when discussing price, never pull out a wad of $$$ that is more than the standard fare. The provider will always demand more. I never take wallet or anything else except maybe my license and on the occasion that I have I did not get ripped off by the AMP --but there is a first for everything.

 

[`??????]

Okay, your link is good and does take you to an active thread. However, the link in the "rules" accessed from "Rules" at the top of the page is what I tried to reference and that link is in fact dead. It should be updated.

Norm

 

[stevepitt2]

You said :List of a lot of the Massage Parlors in the Area.

I'm not sure if this is alright to post or not but I was looking for the phone number to a particular AMP and I found this page.

http://www.toronto-exotic-massage.c...ashingtonDC.htm

It lists a lot of the AMP's that we all love and most of the contact information.

This is a real blast from the past. This list appears to be from about 1999. The only thing that puzzles me is why there is no mention of Yoko Spa. Anyone else remember that place? It was on Florida Ave. Above Dupont Circle. What a great place. The first AMP for me (I've tried most of them since) and it had Angie, perhaps the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Not the best massage, but looking down at her was so much worth it. She had worked in NY and returned there after her stint here, according to another girl who worked at Yoko Spa. When Angie returned to NY she gave me her pager number. I tried many times to call her, but everything was in Korean, so I could only guess at what to do. I would definitely have made the trip to NY to see her. But that was years ago. Just wondered if anyone else remembers Yoko Spa.

 

[Climbin.metal]

Popped my cherry.So to speak at AMP's in CT.

But got my original lesson in Hangul at 1818.

They still have the dusty treadmill in the foyer?

Always thought that was funny.

Many a night and day spent there hanging out and learning the customs.

Lots of pretty ladies.A couple of not so pretty ones.

Neither the front desk 'Mama' or the other one was hot.Both very nice but not hot.Looked 45 so probably 55 or 60.

 

[FineAzFudger]

In the past I've been to the 3rd floor. It was a little dark (only candles in the room) but it was awesome. A good solid 8 all around. Haven't been in a year. Ok more like 2 years. Memorable experience. No panhandler out in front though. Just some disgusted looks from some broad in the store on the first floor. Would have repeated but it's out of the way for me now. Plus parking is a NIGHTMARE nearby.

Cabbie!

 

[Ed J]

Drunker Irish is probably right. I try not to be so graphic these days in my reviews, but you have to wonder.

DC has been going through this for so long, it appears that the city only cares when it cares.

Usually, some type of campaign or election forces mass closures.

LE knows what we do, they know what goes on behind closed doors.

Every one of these places has police stickers on the doors.

I have not heard from Brahma Bull in a long time, but I think he was right about many things.

 

[nicepuddin]

Everything you need to know is in my post. If you don't think you have enough info, then don't go. If you do, then (Paraphrasing a colleague who has so eloquently put it):

1. Go.
2. Have an experience.
3. review.
4. Repeat

Whatever you do, quit begging!

Have Fun, Stay Safe!
AM

 

[Coolyash]

I've monitored this board for awhile, but finally signed up out of desperation. I think we're all feeling it.

Has anyone actually gotten into Shell Green?

It's near my house, so I've tried it 3 times now. The first time, I just walked up and in without paying much attention. I recognized the mamasan from, I think, Rio. But she said they were too busy and told me to come back.

And I did. Only to find the place completely scoped by LE. I literally had LE approach me both times. Very uncomfortable.

I wonder if they're working with LE. Or if I timed things badly.

If you've had a good experience, please post it.

And if not, be warned.

 

[sunnym5]

Moving back to DC, thought I'd check out my spot near the old NY Ave. Old faithful. Old invisible. Old, but doable because my favorite girl is on vacation. To me this place was the greatest because it worked seamlessly. Close, quiet, easy, done. Last time I was here, maybe 6 months, they had locked the main door and had us come in through the side entrance. Cool. Walk up to the door, there's a guy just sitting there, construction company posters on the wall behind him. Hmm. Weird. Go up to the main door, locked. Locked! The street sign. It's gone. What the hell? The apocalypse? Is this real life? Why is this happening to me?

So shit, now I have to find another place that works as well. I'm not much for variety, but I like something that does the trick on command. And I hate having to prove to mama who I am, but dammit, I have to find a new home. Time to mine the forum for info because grim is on the hunt.

I noticed a preponderance of k-girl massages advertising in in escort areas on BP, Virginia type. I wonder if this is VA massage standard or asian condo standard. Anyone toftt yet?

 

[pink smiling]

...someone who was once here and is now not openly posting. Whatever. I don't care who comes in and posts so long as they are not nasty and obnxious like some of the earlier jerks were. Thank you to our moderator for keeping these fools and they garbage out!

It is so easy to just get along and there is no need to stir up troubles.

JJ

 

[Jordan M]

Went to star search.

First star was Angie.

Mid 30's I guess.

Massage: 7

Table shower: 8

Ending: 8 (I have to finish myself). It was only 35 min. That's no the money I paid for.

And second visit was with Susie.

Noway she's 27. She's 27 for at least 10 years. I saw her in NY few months back in flushing.

She didn't remember me. So I kept quiet.

Massage: 9

Table shower: 9

Ending: 10. She's a brightest star in there. Well spend an hour.

She's Bebe type kinda girl. I miss bebe.