Massage Parlor Reports

[alaziz]

Some people need to be spoon fed. Doing recon is half the fun. I always call before I head out. Things change from day to day. I get kind of pissed when I set out for one thing and then some thing changes and I have to go to plan B.

 

[Luna]

Sounds like a friendly place.

I appreciate all the flames. No offence taken.

I did get some time to do some research on this forum. Maybe I need to do some more. Thanks for everyones time to reply. The least I hope someone can help me with are the abbreviations and nicknames of streets. If not. No worries. I'm not here to hurt feelings.

Laxman. Thanks for your kind advice. Much appreciated.

I will share any info with you guys as soon as I experience some.

Thanks!

 

[Ted]

Well, forget about Chinatown. That was so yesterday! What about Brookland? Now THERE is a part of town that I need to know about! Anything, anyone?

Thanks, ex.

 

[[email protected]]

After visiting star the other day and ending up being disturbed by work, went back in town today but ended up going to the new place in the circle (new, according to clist). Mms said only two therapists working. One was with a client and the other one looks like she weight as much as me. Mms did say that she will have more therapists this weekend, but I'm 0 for 2 now.

 

[*******Mel******* of DOOM]

Found no luck at the old Supra (evidence tape still on door) , and nothing at M Street near the bars downtown. Also. 1818 is closed. But SG was clearly open, they asked me to come back later because they were too busy. I should have known because there were two cars parked out back. I found another place, clean, new establishment, under-the-radar. Massage very good, body decent though thin (though natural) , service perfunctory at first but warmed up to a degree. If you PM me I will let you know where it is. I am traveling so it will take me some time but I will respond when I can.

Tofer

 

[Smokie Bear]

Took a nap this afternoon after a hard day at work and dreamed I was on K street near 14th and entering an unmarked doorway slightly below street level.

Some very short and old Korean woman hustled me into room 6 and told me to get ready for a beautiful girl.

I did so and shortly in comes "Yong"! About 5'3" C-cups, shoulder length hair, pretty face, good English speaking skills.

She asked me, in my dream, if I wanted a shower and I told her I want everything there is to get!

Off to the shower. OUTSTANDING shower!

Sauna for about 5 minutes to dry

Back to room 6 for a very good hard massage of the back and neck. Really worked out the kinks well.

Then she lost her few clothes and said to give her money which I did, again in this dream.

Turn over. She demonstrated that she really IS from Asia and explored all the deep recesses of the land very well. Then she explained about why she had a French accent, again getting VERY DEEP into the subject.

We discussed all about the missionary population for a while and then I discovered she is as fond of canines as I am and we discussed them for about 20 minutes.

She told me she was getting tired so we covered some more of this history of the missionary population and after making my final point was made, it was time for me to go home.

I woke up back in my office with a large wet spot on the front of my pants!!!!

OH NO!!! If only it had all been real!

14K - Yong - tell her that Jim with the "big and strong ****" sent you.

Very nice nap and I hope to repeat the dream again soon!

JJ

 

[That Blonde B*tch]

same rates, same great service from vicky at royal

PP

 

[everobin2000]

I'm looking for the right number to this location and or name the number and name or not right

ICM
1829 M st NW, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)955-9060
24 hr

 

[jramy.kiki]

I will not jump thru all of their hoops when I can get taken care of much simpler elsewhere.

Why don't you go check them out and review back? Maybe you can change my mind.

JJ

 

[HELP WANTED]

Last two weeks:

Went to infamous brothel in Fair Lakes. Hit or miss. Same Columbian girls rotate every two weeks early 30's. They see up to 4 guys a day. So depending on what number you are in the rotation will depend on how good your session is. 200 Hour. Received a diet coke when I left.

Went to the Tysons Corner Asian Brothel. I Destroyed two late twenty something Chinese p*ssys. Both were riveting in pain. Very new to Business. THUMBS UP. 350 for two. Both looked mad when I left. Location is hard to get to, as you have to through two security gates to get in and show ID.

Falls Church Korean very big busty skank. Advertises in DC City Paper, her face is a 5. Too methodical. Did allow rabbit ears for 4 minutes. She gets alot blue collar workers, as I saw the next customer arrive after me. Fee: 130 for a half hour. Wouldn't recommend.

 

[Nikki N]

While dumping some newspapers at a recycle facility, I noticed a few older papers, 2006 and 1999. I grabbed a couple of copies out of curiosity. When I got the the sports section, I got a visual reminder just how much the AMP scene has changed. Here they are.

 

[Scott]

So after perusing here for a week or two I decided to try out 1333 4th floor. Btw, I found it interesting that they opened up the door for me when I got up there. I told the mamasan I needed cash from ATM so she directed me to hit the ATM across the street. Did that, came back and looked for the camera when entering. So I found that it is a little black X-10 camera as soon as you enter about 10 feet up near the ceiling on the first floor.

So I got cherry. Not a bad looking girl; around 30ish. Great body, ok face. Her breath smelled like Chinese food. Their hours are 10am-4am and cherry works everyday so I'm assuming they eat, sleep and shit there. So, she took me to the shower and cleaned me up. That was soothing. The massage was awesome. Definitely worth the $6. Problem was. She was selling up. She totally raised the price on me. Man I didn't even think to try to negotiate and I was thinking with the wrong head. So for HJ I paid about $5. So, I'll admit, I was a bit uncomfortable and nervous since I've never done this before (I'm researching for my current screenplay) and was experiencing some inopportune performance anxiety. She was givinng me some bullshit gestures like a fake moan, and acting like her hand was tired, said "2 more mins". Little soldier was still having a tough time saluting. Too many thoughts running thru my head. Decided to up the ante. Asked for CBJ. Biatch wanted $7. More. I was an idiot, said fuck it and paid up. Came here for the experience; Ya know? So I am an idiot for letting her sell up. But I got what I wanted. The experience.

So thank you guys for sharing on this forum and I hope I gave back.

1 question- Did somebody mention that 1333 has older women on the 1st fl? I wouldn't mind trying older women. 2nd. Anybody know of any Non-Asian MP?

Thanks!

 

[k0kizzle]

Big Red!

Thank you for calling me your friend! It means a lot to me to see that! I mean it!

I really do not need to be defended against stuff like this bum dumped. You may have noticed I did not come back at it. Not worth the trouble of the post. I really do thank you for the effort anyway! Good job!

Maybe this piece of shit will dry up and blow away or, hopefully, come around with a couple reviews of its own so it can gain redemption on its own accord.

Whichever way it goes, I am here and proud to be called your friend!

JJ

 

[Dirtbag Poser Bot]

Hi,

I'm not a frequent poster and don't want to get flamed. I'm not looking for specifics on any spa or girl. I would like to where AMPs are advertising in papers other than the Washington Post. I've search the forum and can't find any reference to print advertising for AMPs in DC and the surrounding area with the exception of the Post's sports section. I'm from RI and all the AMPs here advertise in the Phoenix, which can be picked up for free at most book stores and adult video stores.

Thanks,

Frank

 

[Baldrick]

I certainly can't confirm whether the dude's father was busted.

 

[Anabelle]

Btw, about Rie and Christine.

Not really worth all money... Worth about 200... In my opinion.
Christine tries to be more GFE. Very limited English. But, doesn't watch the clock. Both very friendly.
Rie is about the same. Nothing special.
Didn't repeat either one.

Rie
Face 7
Body 7
Performance 7

Christine
Face 6
Body 8
Performance 7

H4L

 

[Cowgirl_Power]

Set out for I** in NE, but, upon not finding a place to park, I decided to venture back to familiar territory.

I landed at a place fit for Kings on hopes that a Thai Princess might be visiting. Alas, I was greeted by a tall Princess from the land of Korea by the name of Sophia. She was very welcoming and made feel right at home. 7s across the board.

Trusted members can PM for details.

 

[Mario M]

Stopped by to see Hana the other day but was told she was on vacation.

Question to the DC regs, does that mean she will really be back like they say? In VA they would always tell you a girl was on vacation but that really meant you would never see her again.

Anyway it was kind of strange because I figured I would take the draw of the house and I got a girl that was kind of older and pretty big. Not fat but thick. Not really my type but what the heck. THe shower was very rushed so I thought I would not have a good time especially since I did not find her very attractive. Back to the room, she left for the supplies and then Bebe came in. Much more to my liking. Little body with small naturals. She was attractive and attentive but just not that enthusiastic.

Looks 8.5
Action 6

Probably would not repeat.

 

[NeoNerd]

With the exception of Jennifer. The rest of the menu is so. Bebe (not the LL loves) but a new arrival from atlanta georgia. Isn't worth it. Session was really rushed. In and out less than 25 mins. New mamason and is somewhat cute. I rather have her than bebe. Maybe short-term getting regular mamason some rest. She is also overweight. Short TS, little to almost none massage. Event was rushed as well.

The rest.

Jennifer's breast seems a bit odd. But performance makes up for it. With this lineup. I will have to search elsewhere or until new talent arrives. Money is scarce.

Until next time,

301

 

[Sydney]

When the going gets tough (in one's own 'hood), the tough and not-so-tough make a road trip to points further afield --- NYC and Philly are possibilities. Otherwise, wait for the Spring rains to make the drought subside.