Massage Macau - 6525, avenue Somerled, Montreal (514) 303-2313

[Pompal 09.]

Total waste of time. Very cute West Island anglo. Can't be more than 18 y.o. I didn't ask. Had no idea what to do either on the massage or the HJ. I feel bad for her boyfriends. Money down the drain. Why do I do that when I have Karima, Marianne to go to????????????? If she reads this, she'll probably change her name. Long Black hair, long legs, tiny boobs. very slim, nice ass.

 

[Aloishus W]

Alot of ads that say open minded or no restrictions means the complete opposite.Owners use this just to bring in customers

 

[Smurfetta]

"Open minded" or in other words "empty headed" More likely than not!

 

[legenddael]

Audrey has a few pics on craigslist,
but they don't really do justice to her feminine figure.
She has curves in the right places (great to play with), smooth pale skin, and a very pretty face.
Her massage and options are quite basic though.

 

[*Kerilyn]

There was the receptionist , black hair, tallish... Did anyone try massages with her... If so post or pm .. Seems like potential there

 

[Debra Jonasz]

Lux at Macau is a pretty girl but a lousy hustler, having just two items on the menu – a hj for $50 and a thai for which I didn't even ask the price after getting the $50 quote.

And I hear that some of the crew there are quoting $140 for fs.

And that's on top of the $40 and $50 door fee.

Gimme a break!

And that’s at a place that offers seedy decor, broken chairs, moldy showers that are almost impossible to control, in a room smaller than a closet, on a flimsily paper-covered mattress on an oilcloth-covered floor that I wouldn’t vouch was recently washed.

So I walked out never to return after first getting back my $40.

That's why I'll just keep returning to my favorite place the 2214, where you're guaranteed the best of service from beautiful girls in a first class decorated environment that the management is continuously improving at a price that in comparison is one of the best deals in town. More on this in another post to come in the 2214 thread.

Kasp_ar

 

[? Nut Nut ?]

I passed by Macau a few day ago and had a great time. I had read all the earlier posted threads and was a bit unsure but wanted to see for myself if anything had changed( I had been a few times before). I was greeted by a good looking receptionist with a great smile and then brought to a room for a presentation. So the place didn't have an amazing decor or beds made for kings but it was simple and clean. Plus, the girls have no say on the aesthetics of the salon and does not mean that their massages are worst than any other girl in MTL. I was then greeted by 3 pretty girls, 1 girl with short hair which I can't remember the name, Gabriella and Melanie. They all seemed very down to earth and pleasant. I have a thing for short girls and Melanie seemed classy and funny so I picked her. I then had a great time. A good conversation, a few laughs, a very nice release and then got to wash her and myself down.

All in all, I had a pretty good experience. I think it's a little childish to pass judgment on a place even once the staff has all changed. And if you are not ready to be generous then you should just get an independent chick from cragislist who'll do a full for 60$. These girls are classy, intelligent ladies and will not sell their bodies to any Joe that comes along for cheap.

>>> EDITED BY MOD 11: johnny_be_good is in some way associated with Macau, making this review totally unreliable. He was banned permanently. Johnny, posing as a customer is called shilling and this isn't accepted here.

 

[cody g]

Although johnny_be_good's shill post was made difficult to read by the Mod, I was able to make out that he was troubled by my criticism of Lux and her outrageous pricing, the tawdry decor and facilities and the cleanliness of the place.

Shill j_b_g, if the shoe is a little too tight and its truth hurts your foot, you'll just have live with the pain.

There's a big difference between being cheap and not being stupid. That's why I compared your place with the 2214, which is arguably one of best places in town - its decor, girls and service being incomparable. But no one who goes there would claim that this excellence comes on the cheap. Not cheap but not outrageous for the quality you receive in turn.

In fact, even with their $60 door fee and tips averaging $100, their prices are cheaper than one would have to pay at your place. So, you see being unwilling to waste money at your place to receive less is just being smart, not cheap.

Kasp_ar

 

[Another Censored Enigma]

well explain!!!Kasp_ar!

 

[x man P]

Kasp, we make it difficult to read on purpose so people will wonder what's happening and read the warning in bold. Rule of thumb: if it's very pale and hard to read, there's a reason for it!
That being said, all you have to do to make it readable is to use your mouse and highlight the text and voila! You have white text on a blue background!

 

[Mundane]

I visited this place a few weeks ago. I was greeted by a very pretty girl called Ava. I had a stack of money and would have been ready to spend it all with her that instant. She was very sexy in a cute outfit and had some of the most beautifull eyes I had seen in a mp. She took me in the room and said there were three girls but one was busy. I noticed the showers were a little "greesy" looking as I waited to meet the girls. In walks a dark black girl that had some seriouse curves but was a little too national geographic for my taste. I asked Ava if we could have a half houre together but she said she was tending the door and the phone. She seemed reluctant to discuss any extras and seemed uncomfortable. I told her I would return some other time and gave her some money just for being such a gorgeous host. I think I will return and just take a quick massage with a random girl just so Ava will see that I am a great customer and wont think I am some LE guy. Then maybe I would be able to give some kind of possitive review on this establishment.

 

[TheMacGamer]

Every once in a while i go at massage macau and there is the receptionist there, she is very pretty but she doesn't do massage, i wish she would, i was a little bit disappointing there. But as for the other girls, they are all nice, i have tried four girls over there, and they all got better skills than the other massage place that i wont mentioned. The room over there are respectable... more space would have been better but it's all good. I have tried the "Thai massage" and i was very satisfied. If you want a Thai massage,try Gabriella,she was very good at it and she is in good shape , and there a new girl that i have tried she is called Gia, a nice little cute young Brazilian. And like Tommy G says, yes the receptionist was damn hot and i have never been greeted by a hot girl like Ava in a massage salon.

 

[cpttango30]

Hi all, I've been to Massage Macau lately and I can tell that all the staff had changed. I used to go from before and I was so disappointed that I've never came back again. In order to give a second chance, I've been there yesterday and the ambiance was so cool and funny. We were laughing and chilling with the girls there and it was relaxed and pleasant. Ava was at the reception and I can remember well Gabriella and Melanie, the hottest and funniest girls there My experience was so incredible that for sure I'll go back very soon.

 

[JamesHenderson]

Accusations of shilling are not tolerated. This only serves to scare-off new members. If you have suspicion, contact a Mod and we'll check it out. This isn't smurfland here so unfounded accusations aren't tolerated. When we can prove a shill is at work, we do what's required. For the rest, members can make their own opinion without the need to be advised by others.

We've warned members often enough, these unproven accusations are not acceptable, it's now time to take a different approach.

For that reason, we now have 2 suspension of 2 days: HG Hunter, Dragon and Smellowman today and Tommy G who was suspended yesterday already for the same thing in this thread.

I suggest everybody check the suspension thread once in a while, it's full of interesting stuff.

 

[Pompal 09.]

RAY @ Macau - Sweet Girl but Doesn't Offer Any Options!

Hi Everyone,

I've been a long time reader of the forums on this site but it was only today that I decided to write my first post. Before I get to it, I must say that over the years, I have been grateful to all those who have posted their reviews, and I can only hope that my future contributions will also be deemed helpful.

This morning, I visited Massage Macau for the first time. I was in the area and decided to check it out. I opted for half an hour with the new girl, Ray, and as it turns out, I was her first customer ever. (http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1734021270.html)

Now before I get to the event that shocked me into writing this review, I must say that she is a gorgeous, bubbly girl with a wonderful personality, and she clearly goes out of her way to make her customers feel comfortable. She is sweet, a good conversationalist, and even gives a decent massage. We were getting along famously, when towards the end of the half hour, she asked me if there was anywhere in particular that I wanted to be massaged besides my back, my chest and my head. At that point, I asked her what her options were, to which she replied that she didn't offer any. She said that she realized that Macau was an erotic massage parlour, but that she was very uncomfortable with giving options and she was hoping that she'd be able to get by without offering any.

I was extremely flabbergasted, and if it weren't for the fact that she was such a sweetie, I would have asked for my money back. She hoped that I would be understanding of her not wanting to give anything, at which point my chivalrous side took over and I simply replied, "Well, I don't want to force you to do anything that you're uncomfortable with." She smiled, was happy and grateful with my answer, and continued to massage me for at least another 15-20 minutes. I left, tipped her $20 just because she was nice and had massaged me for well over the 30 minutes that I had paid for.

That said, even though we talked and she was a sweetie, I was definitely shocked at the fact that a masseuse at an erotic massage parlour wasn't comfortable offering any options! That's why I finally decided after all these years to join eforum.xxx and share my review, as I am sure that there will be many who won't be as understanding as I was.

My first experience at Massage Macau: I left in a state of shock and with bad case of blue balls.

 

[Carlie G]

WOW...I'm not sure I would have known what to say to that if she'd said that to me.

Definately a girl unclear on the concept of such places. If she had been at a "regular" masseuse place, I could understand but one look and Macau and you instantly know that people aren't there for a "massage".

Methinks she won't last long there.
Not unless she starts offering up some options.

 

[Fallon123]

If she is not offering options even a simple HJ how does she make any money to pay her rent ?Maybe the salon gives 15$ or 20$ per client but still if she has only two or three customers per day based on a 8 hour day with no options or tips she will quit the job.Once the word gets out that she does not offer options she will have no clients and the owner will give her the boot since he does check eforum.xxx from time to time.

 

[Winglessangel]

AUDREY @ Macau


hey,

so i went to this place to check it out one of my friends had gone and said that the girls there were great but the place itself..... yea not gonna say much on that! so went there hot chick answers the door like everyone ones says! got a presentation and pick Audrey of course.....beautiful girl really wow!! Short hair, big cat eyes, nice big tits and the curves that every women should have but fit. Loved her massage but options are basic, , will go back for sure and see if i can get more if i become a regular client! If you guys are right and the boss sees this, guy where do you get your chicks!!! Id never leave work lmao!

>>> EDITED BY MOD 11: This is a shill post from Macau, maybe Audrey herself. After further investigation, it's also related to banned user "Johnny_be_good", who also tried shilling for Massage Macau in post 68 of this thread.

 

[sweetlilbrat26]

has any one tried ava???

 

[frenzalrhomb09]

Rachel

Stopped in here for the first time today.

I had hesitated in the past because of bad posts in this forum about both the girls and the place itself.

The place itself wasn't horrible. It was nowhere near as nice as some of the upscale places in MTL but it was far better than some of the dives that are out there.

I think my only warning about the place is the fact that they put some kind of rubber mat in front of the showers (or at least in the room I was in) and it went *squish* when I got out. Nothing horrible about that, really, but it's a little unsettling. Other than that, the place is okay in my book. I like the fact that the first door you see when you get to the top of the stairs in that building is the big sign for the Community Pentecostal Church. The irony of that made me chuckle to myself.

Now...on to Rachel.

There were two girls available, Rachel and Kiki, but I got the stronger first-impression "vibe" from Rachel so I chose her. Which is odd because I was planning to take Ava or Kiki when I was on my way over there. Guesss it just proves that meeting them face-to-face is far better than picking them based on internet photos and descriptions.

Rachel is much cuter and softer looking than in her photos on the website. It looked like she had more breast than in the photos as well but I learned, later, that this was mainly due to her bra. So if you are a breast man, she's not the girl for you.

Rachel's massage technique is very soft. Not very therapeutic but relaxing. Towards the end of her work on my back, she did this little "fluttery" thing with her fingers which is kinda cool. Especially when applied between the legs. Parts of me approved whole-heartedly. Unfortunately, she went back to a more conventional massage before the flip so the benefits from the "flutter" faded by the time the actual flip came. She should really finish he back massage portion with this move.

On the flip, she went back to a more or less conventional massage and my little soldier was sulking. By the time she started paying him any attention, he was determined not to come out and play. And that "flutter" isn't half as effective on the front as it is on the back.

Looking a bit discouraged, she then asked if I had anything "particular" in mind. I asked what was on offer and she said "My specialty is a Thai massage". So I took that option.

She then undressed and proceeded to give me the most thorough body slide that any MP has given me yet far. Not the most sensual, although very sensual, but the most thorough. She was bound and determined to get me off using the body slide technique alone (no H/J other than the reach down and check on progress once in a while). And she kept every part of her anatomy glued to mine the whole time. It was like a GFE without penetration.

By the end, I was a very happy camper.

She cleaned me (and herself) up and I made to get up to take my shower. She told me to relax, that there was no rush, and continued to caress me and soothe me to bring me down from the main event.

I eventually had to get up to take my shower to head back to work (where I'm typing this) and after we'd both showered, I asked her what the damage was. She said it's a minimum of $80. You know, I've been known to tip a little extra and, after that delightful time, I was prepared to hand over an extra $20 but when a girl goes fishing like that, it turns me off.

If she'd just said $80, she would have gotten $100. Instead she had to throw in that word "minimum" and ruin the effect for me...and got the minimum (which is the going rate for Thai).

Oh well, she's young and new to the business (this is only here third week) and probably doing what the other girls tell her is approrpriate.

Other than that little faux-pas, it was a thoroughly enjoyable time for me.

Total damage: $50 entry + $80 to the girl.

Would I repeat: Yep.