Note, please take this review with a grain of salt, I am considered suspect.
Yesterday was a trying day, I was classified persona non grata at Utopiaguide by the powers that be.
I was hauling garbage and a bag broke on me, dousing me with some of the nastiest shit ever.
Finally, the ex-wife was looking for child support money.
So I am sitting in the back of my basement office (not mom's apartment, like some of you) wallowing in self pity, not knowing what to do with myself.
I don't drink, I am scared of needles and I don't smoke pot. Fuck it, I took money from the child support cash and I went to Mila's. I took the half hour for $160 and saw Natasha.
She has an extraordinary ass and a tiny cooch, after my somewhat massage, I just positioned the massage table close to the sofa so I can eat her out while sitting down.
Now some one like Ricehandler will comment, he was paid to write about the sofa, but since my fat ass is out of shape I took the money to shill for the sofa. It's a good sofa with a sturdy back. Pretty comfortable to sit on and fuck on. But I will go back to the review on Natasha. I think I made her pop because she allowed multiple digits into that wet cunt. I got up and she knelt down to finish me off as the sofa watched. This is the first time I reviewed a sofa so I don't know what kind of details so guys may have, but I can reassure you, it was comfortable. As for Natasha, I blew a load on her tits and she rubbed my cock on it. Damn that was great, I even turned around and shot a drop over at the sofa to keep it from getting jealous.
And now for the disclaimer,
shit you know the deal, what i write is bullshit, i am taking cash under the table for every guy wearing shoes not sneakers into establishments i write about. The higher the IQ of said customer the more likely he will understand my cryptic jokes and frequent said places for my personal non taxable income due to the tax exemption our group subscribes to.
Now if you will excuse me a porters job is never done, i can't wait to strike again.