Memo to HeadOffice
From: LM Branch - Ladies Committee
Dear Boss FI Fi:
Can we please have our own staff party, just like the girls at JR.
Eva has kindly agreed to wear a sexy micro dress, to show team LM can be hot too.
Moreover, she has very generously agreed to let her sexy leg pics be posted for 48 hours, to beat the 24 hour record of the opposition.
If our corporate travel budget allows, pls consider flying back dear Annie (as JR brought back all their former receptionists!).
Also, for this one occasion, pls allow us to dip into the promo budget so we can all get matching classic spa deep red lipstick from Walmart. We will show KK how to use it. (BTW, please ensure Mr L stops dipping into our annual promo budget to run around with a japanese porn star who is older than him.)
Finally, to keep those grown-up teenagers from fighting again, Rita has agreed to one slow dance with Mr L and Eva to the same with Mr K. Pls tell them both to be civil to everyone, for sake of company morale building.
We anticipate Mr PJ will complain as usual. We have plans for Hana to get him drunk with Koran booze, provide him with an extra special Korean style massage in the back of the party room, and then watch how he starts to post compliments the next day (the milfs at 1 Plus 1 must have somehow compromised him already - probably a Russian client showed them some secret KGB techniques).
Mr WUT loves us all already, so can save on booze and not invite him. he he
But let's use the money we will save and invite Mr CC to cheer him up. If he is boozed up enough, he may write two sentence about us instead of just one.
Look forward to your approval.
Best Regards, Rita (senior spa lady at a mere 19)