Here is why she is triggered:
1. I'm an intellectual (she'd be tossing her Bellini in my face just by how smug I am about the world)
2. I've out-read her on every topic imaginable
3. I do Europe strictly because I get bored and love great food
4. I'm fit and healthy
5. I've disparaged her line of work
6. I can make her 100k within a year (on 30k invested) and she wouldn't have to do sex work for it
7. I'm happy
8. I once paid 15k per ticket for the Seattle/Patriots SB (you can literally see me in the first row to the right of the field goal posts ... the end where Wilson tossed the game ending pick) ... hit replay boys! You can. Literally. See. Me.
9. I'm likeable and actually her exact carbon copy in many, many ways
10. I've exposed that she hates herself (see #9)