If Titanic was made in India..

[Maja]

If Titanic was made in India..

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white sari and of course singing in the rain

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive,but the villian would die on the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer saris.

7) Himesh Reshammiya would not be able to sing in a nasal twang as his nose would be running due to the cold. And last but not least

8) More Than half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC

 

[Stricken1]

OMG.. gud one there :rofl:

 

[No Lie]

Sorry skylark, I must disagree on a wee little things



Not really because due to all the pushing and pulling several will be thrown out of the ship at the rate of 12 people per hour



They'll just sit on the boats (see later)


...and women of course hyeah:

{just kidding, no offense intended}

But yeah, GREAT joke there skylark!

 

[soelsuiyivliyuemd]

Nice one there, birdie!

 

[Piggy]

his awful voice can detect and break icebergs.

most of them are obese,they will float(just kidding)

and if our sunnyboi was the passenger on that ship,
it would be doing some crazy straight line speeds and the ship would struggle to keep its frontend down

 

[AlliRae]

:lmao: hilarious..

 

[afzycalea]

the last part was hilarious

 

[JackNapier092]

How many are wearing saris these days? :what:

 

[Jennifer A]

^^Yeah man...too bad.....:

chicks look so hot in chiffon sarees.....