How do you wait?

[ShortcutHerbal Goody]

I light candles and brush my hair.

 

[Honey Bees]

I sat on the couch wearing a towel until the MPA entered the room. As we were discussing the session, I lost the towel. It seemed to work.

 

[Anon]

I tend to pull out my bible and read a passage or two to get me in the mood!

 

[Brickfists (Again)]

ooops I meant the Kama Sutra.....I always get those two mixed up!!!

 

[Ashley:)]

Last week I was hiding behind the door when she walked in.

 

[Yosoccerboy]

That's exactly what I do! I wait by the table, with the towel hanging on my "towel hook"

 

[Parker : )]

I leave on my boxers, socks and glasses and do a Seinfeld George pose on the bed.

 

[Southern Baptist]

I push really hard around where the penis joins the pelvic bone so Mr Midget doesn't make the MPA laugh. It ususally increases the size by 4 inches while still remaining limp.

One time I forgot to do this, and the MPA look once at me and laughed and asked me if I was from the Orient (20 minutes later she got to ride the Orient Express) ha-ha

 

[KatieVee]

I'm from the orient!!

I put on a strap-on and try to look big like BACKRUBbuzzard.

 

[mr mej]

I roll up a fat one while I do push ups with my penis!