How do you wait?

[mai9613]

After you shower, and before the MPA walks in, how do you wait? Lying on the table, butt naked and face down? Lying on the table with a towel covering you? Standing with a towel wrapped around you?

 

[teebee]

It's up to you. You do whatever is comfortable.

 

[AntwonKeepinItReal]

I know that. Just wondering what others do.

 

[kavekarst]

I guess most will be lying on the table, butt naked.

 

[unwritten]

Sitting on the table and read a magazine!

 

[Rick420~57]

I hide behind the door. If they're not quick I can jump them from behind as they walk in.

 

[onederful2nite]

Spread eagle on the table!

 

[The Only Logical Solution]

You guys are killing me LOL!

 

[Ary Jan]

and just dangle my legs. I'll adjust my thing a little, and then I'll look up, I'll look down, and then I'll look all around. If I'm lucky, I'll we see some loose change laying about.

 

[Scout]

USVisitor, I know what you are talking about. I always feel uncomfortable being naked before the MPA walks in. I always feel like a roast pig ready for carving.

The nicest was at Diamonds where they give you a Robe to cover yourself so that you don't feel so exposed.

 

[Acid09]

I usually start working out:

Sitting on the table doing stomach crunches or push-ups. Sometimes I'll do jumping jacks if the room is big enough.

...If they have a Hot-tub I'll live out a fantasy and pretend I'm the guy from Sea Hunt or Captain Nemo.

...or sometimes if I feel real kinky I'll grab the oil and pour it all over me so when the attendant walks in the room I say: "OK Baby! It's GO TIME!!!"

 

[natural glow]

If I'm at an indie, I just wait butt-naked. But if I'm at a spa, where someone else might walk into the room by mistake, I keep the towel on until the attendant enters.

 

[BVB Chrissy]

Impatiently

 

[BlackRock113]

I think being naked puts them at ease. You are less likely to be a cop.

 

[Judas Jones II]

Thats why i like SRM and always request the golf room. I like to practice my putting while im waiting...FORE!!!!

 

[LuvInLust]

I like the Kato (not Kaetlin) approach

 

[Star Fairy]

Mojo, don't practice golf naked, the extra weight shift when you are lining up for the shot will mess you up!! You'll end up having to golf naked all the time to compensate for the new muscle memory.

Instead, get erect and hang a towel on it. Try lifting the towel up and down without your hands. This enhances penile muscle strength for a more powerful release.

 

[Mother Hubbard]

i wait standing on my head

 

[satty jr]

I run up and down the hallway naked, scaring the bejesus out of all the other customers so I get to choose any attendant I want. Works every time!
And it feels kinda cool having it flap up and down like that.
And the girls just love it.
You guys should really try it some time.
I'll get one of the girls to take some video clips to share with you next time.

 

[Pretty in Pink]

You guys are just being silly now.