Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[OG_funguy]

21. When you hold a wad of cash with high precision, you know whether there’s $80 or $100 or $120.
22. When you see a hot girl on the street or in the mall you can instantly think of 2-3 MPAs who have a similar look that you could go see.
23. When you shower, there’s some residual oil on your cock or ass crack.
24. You understand all kinds of accents with a high level of fluency.
25. When you see a girl’s tits, with high precision you can determine their cup size, fake/natural, and how soft they are. When you touch them, the instant feedback confirms.
26. Civilian sex is affected, where you “accidentally” ask for something you shouldn’t have.

Got a good chuckle from #23…just imagine the residual cum on the MPAs

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

#4 is insane

Or when scrolling through those numbers, you forget even seeing some of those mps

 

[aa84aa]

This thread could go on and on as the more you think about it, more stuff comes to mind.

The stuff I shared have all actually happened to me.

The final thing I will mention is the look of discreet recognition when you see someone else leaving/arriving or in the waiting room. Hopefully the MPA you want to see is still available.

 

[xtc27]

Got a good chuckle from #23…just imagine the residual cum on the MPAs

Reminds me recently, mpa stood up & said, “look how much u came!”



Plainly she’s kinda proud, like “I caused u 2 cum like this!”

… painted her right across her flat tummy diagonally… damn, really stuck 2 her… she walked outta rm w/o wiping 2… showing off 2 other girl I guess… hey, look it this!!!

 

[OG_funguy]

You have seen so many MPAs that you start running into them in public places…

 

[BmH6769]

Reminds me recently, mos stood up & said, “look how much u came!”

That’s me every time

 

[xtc27]

That’s me every time

4me, it does vary… so it does represent performance rating 4 her…

 

[extos]

You know you're hobbying too much when you're on the verge of tears every time you think about how much you spent on this hobby over the past year.....

 

[Deleted member 79939]

11. When you plan ahead which spa you’ll hit, knowing you have to be in an area of the GTA you usually don’t go to.
12. When you have so many personal MPA numbers that if they text, you can’t remember who they are when they reach out.
13. When you know which ATMs provide different cash denominations in your area when you need bills other than a $20.
14. When you choose not to masturbate to save yourself for your favourite MPA as it’ll feel so much better.
15. When you check MP before seeing a new girl or spa, or send a known reviewer a message for their intel.
16. When you read a random post on MP of a girl or spa you have no business knowing anything about, but know everything about.
17. When you’re in a session getting an amazing release with a hot MPA, and you’re thinking whether to share the info on your new gem, or keep it to yourself.
18. When someone posts looking for a MPA they saw a while ago, who lost their contact, wants to find them again, and you know the last 2 spas they worked at, and their current status.
19. When you know by experience whether the spa is going to be nice or not, just by entering their lobby.
20. You have mamasans reaching out to you directly to let you know who is working or who their new talent is. Because your repeat business is noticed and helpful for the spa. Your opinion of the experience can actually influence whether the girls stays.
21. That you can quickly create a list that others can relate to who have been at this for longer than they care to admit.

U should mastrubate so when getting bbbbj , she will suck for 20 min

 

[luvdafurburger]

-When you know who is working that day just by the cars you recognize in the parking lot.

-When the receptionist pre-warns you that an old favorite you longer see is working and conspires to keep her busy so you pass by her to see a new fav

 

[Mav]

You know you are legit when you have not one but two places you have $$ stashed in your vehicle so if plans change and you end up with some free time you don’t have to waste time going to the atm. Nobody will find it but it’s easy to access. Wife would wonder why I have cash in my wallet, cause I pay everything with plastic. Hobby hiding spots….

 

[smallpantieshk]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?

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LMAO. One of the best written threads EVER.

 

[smallpantieshk]

How about these:

• U go past laundromat w fresh towel smell & get a hard-on
• U can't say the word massage without smirking, & try not 2 use it in polite company as if it meant fuck
• U don't let anyone use yer phone in case a "special" message comes up
• U eat, drink & exercise based on trying 2 cum more often & deliver bigger loads
• Sex dreams all start in a spa background
• Apparently non-sex dreams (i.e. crossing the desert ) change into sex dreams about a fave (desert becomes skin becomes OMG its my fave's flat little tummy)
• Innocent nature photos seem 2 have sexual imagery everywhere
• Cash in wallet = mainly 4 hobbying... use debit or credit card even 4 tiny purchases

Wholeheartedly agree with #4. Everything I do is to build up a bigger load. Edging for days without cumming just to build it up.

 

[aa84aa]

U should mastrubate so when getting bbbbj , she will suck for 20 min

Not being master of your domain is a kindness so she doesn’t get lockjaw.

 

[Peter Vex]

Also if I may add. When your manscape is better then your wives.

 

[luvdafurburger]

-when you regularly find yourself taking 3 showers in 1 day.
-when you've already checked your asscrack for oil because someone mentioned it on a post a few hours ago

 

[OG_funguy]

You know you are legit when you have not one but two places you have $$ stashed in your vehicle so if plans change and you end up with some free time you don’t have to waste time going to the atm. Nobody will find it but it’s easy to access. Wife would wonder why I have cash in my wallet, cause I pay everything with plastic. Hobby hiding spots….

Some guys stash condoms too…I mean other guys, not me

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Not being master of your domain is a kindness so she doesn’t get lockjaw.

Porn actress don’t
And check out Israeli ladies give bj
They are pro with time

 

[SuperSport]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

Did not read through every post so my apologies in case of repeat...... for me, I know I was in fact hobbying too much,,,,,,

Whenever I entered any room, my first thought was, "Why is it so bright in here."

 

[MustardAndKetchup]

Agree with many items on the list. Add a few of my own:
- When at work someone ask about your hobbies and you need a minute to think how to answer.
- When you take a wrong turn toward the spa instead of the restaurant on the opposite side.
- When the girl let the spa knows about the booking.