a. you want to be a white knight
b. you are a masochist (the majority of these relationships end badly)
c. you want free "toto" (there is no such thing as a free lunch)
d. you want free advice and you have been advised
move along and grow up...
you are a scary person, everyone is warning you and you still persist with wishing help to find a method of getting free pussy.
there is no method, put on your work gloves and go out hoeing. get dirty, learn what it is to be a real monger,
pay, play and pay some more. after that, pay some more again and learn about life.
move out of your mother's basement and establish real relationships and things will become clearer in time.
for now, do me and the rest of the guys a favor, go fuck someone and write up your experience, rather than asking silly questions about how to get someone to like you enough to fuck you without spending a cent.
before you write anything harsh, i am the voice of reason, i watched the thread and then you did a "saffy/boner/fran" and it's time to shut it down.
I am and always will be
The Lord Trident
Cantinflas the Tridentmaster