Funny, Horrible and scary experiences - Please share here

[vikyjoshi]

hi this is nice thread

 

[hatty]

good experiences.....

 

[Jagermeister]

Hi All
Good initiative Guru for starting this thread. I think it would help newbie's as well.
I am completely out of the Mumbai scene and am checking MP after a really long time, mostly because I am absolutely broke and out of funds.
Many of my friends and fellow mongers have complained about a certain MP operating out of Dadar ( they say its close to some Kailash Lassi place and the address is texted to your cellphone after you call the contact. They normally post around 2-3 ads in MD)
I remember because, this was the first place i had started my mongering from and i got ripped off the first time itself. Had to pay 1.5 grand for a massage and another 2 grand for a BJ... that too with some weird packet on which is far from a condi).
Many of my friends have complained that the place is very expensive and although they charge 1.5 grand, the place is cheap. The massage is usually done on a chair that reclines to 150 degrees. The MP women are all aunties with LOTS of nakhras.. something like "abhi haath nahi lagana"... " moo math lagana". Some of them have told me they even take 2 grand for b2b which actually is like this - the aunties only pull up their shirt half way and their pant upto their thighs. You cant even touch anything below their waist and you cant suck their nipples.

My first of this place was horrible and when my friends told me about it, i thought of sharing this on your thread. Would suggest most to stay away.

 

[hatty]

ya i have experienced it its just they do massage with powder and just after 10 mins starts asking for extra service they even dont have curtains so guys beaware and dont dont go there just by reading ad in MM
its a spam just to take money out of ur pocket with no service at all

Hi All
Good initiative Guru for starting this thread. I think it would help newbie's as well.
I am completely out of the Mumbai scene and am checking MP after a really long time, mostly because I am absolutely broke and out of funds.
Many of my friends and fellow mongers have complained about a certain MP operating out of Dadar ( they say its close to some Kailash Lassi place and the address is texted to your cellphone after you call the contact. They normally post around 2-3 ads in MD)
I remember because, this was the first place i had started my mongering from and i got ripped off the first time itself. Had to pay 1.5 grand for a massage and another 2 grand for a BJ... that too with some weird packet on which is far from a condi).
Many of my friends have complained that the place is very expensive and although they charge 1.5 grand, the place is cheap. The massage is usually done on a chair that reclines to 150 degrees. The MP women are all aunties with LOTS of nakhras.. something like "abhi haath nahi lagana"... " moo math lagana". Some of them have told me they even take 2 grand for b2b which actually is like this - the aunties only pull up their shirt half way and their pant upto their thighs. You cant even touch anything below their waist and you cant suck their nipples.

My first of this place was horrible and when my friends told me about it, i thought of sharing this on your thread. Would suggest most to stay away.

 

[guru462]

Very good piece of information. Thanks Guys

 

[syncmaster921]

Hi Guys,

Posting after a long time on this forum.

Very nice thread you started guru bhai.

I have not yet had any funny or scary experiences uptill now but a horrible one yes, some time back i had contacted an indy from sea profile name was pinal hawty ( she had and has multiple profiles on sea like pinal hawty, chahel sexy ass, maya, rosalina, trisha, ahana dirty talk ) fixed appointment with her and went to her place at yaari rd versova, first look at her and i said in my mind horrible, what an ugly whale she was, i told her that she is not the one in the profile pics to which she says that she is the same and tried to convience me very hard, but i said no you are not the same, and i am not taking you and her drama started that i need the money badly for sisters studies etc.. but i dint agree now she says i have to pay 50% that is 3k if i have to backout i told her i m not paying anything and try to leave but she started shouting and at last i had to pay 1k as room charges.

Horrible i say.

 

[guru462]

Hi Guys,

Posting after a long time on this forum.

Very nice thread you started guru bhai.

I have not yet had any funny or scary experiences uptill now but a horrible one yes, some time back i had contacted an indy from sea profile name was pinal hawty ( she had and has multiple profiles on sea like pinal hawty, chahel sexy ass, maya, rosalina, trisha, ahana dirty talk ) fixed appointment with her and went to her place at yaari rd versova, first look at her and i said in my mind horrible, what an ugly whale she was, i told her that she is not the one in the profile pics to which she says that she is the same and tried to convience me very hard, but i said no you are not the same, and i am not taking you and her drama started that i need the money badly for sisters studies etc.. but i dint agree now she says i have to pay 50% that is 3k if i have to backout i told her i m not paying anything and try to leave but she started shouting and at last i had to pay 1k as room charges.

Horrible i say.

That is weird..........That is extortion. But thanks for the info. We should help each other with this kind of info and that was my intention for starting this thread.

 

[flagpost1]

Although the incident I am about to share is 4-5 years old, I think it is worthwhile to share it particularly to newbies. Through a friend I got this reference of hotel near Mcdonalds on bandra linking road. So I went there & as told to me, asked for a room for 2-3 hours. The rip-off started at that point. He asked for 1200 & settled for 1k. Once in the room, a pimp came in we talked for a while. He said he will be back with 3-4 girls from which I can pick. Till such time, we had not even talked about the charges (which is a big mistake. But I was also new to mongering scene). After half an hour he came back with 3 girls. Before even talking further, he took 300 Rs for taxi.The first one was mediocre but good body. Second was less than ordinary but the 3rd one was a NE girl. I have soft spot for chinkiz. This one had a good bod and b00bs. Then came the surprise. The pimp says 6k for 2 hours. I was like WTF !! After a while of negotiating, I finally gave in at 4k as Johnny wanted it badly. Condiman 200. Anyways, once in the room, she switched off the lights saying she's shy. My jaws dropped as soon as she removed her bra. I think the padding for 4 times because the boobs were not bigger than nimbooz and that too sagging. Well since I had already paid, I thought to get over with it. She lay flat like a dead body. No communication at all. Her pussy was also an ugly sight. vaginal skin hanging atleast 1 inch out. Got over with the formality. Then the chick asks me how much did the pimp charge & I told. She said I go for 1200-1500. I felt like cheated all over. Almost 7K that too 5 years back was a big deal. One of the worst experiences. My 'take away' is that be clear on all the costs upfront. In fact you also agree on a cost if you dont like the girls. That way you know if you have a way out.

 

[weda_zala]

7k is 2 much buddy.

Although the incident I am about to share is 4-5 years old, I think it is worthwhile to share it particularly to newbies. Through a friend I got this reference of hotel near Mcdonalds on bandra linking road. So I went there & as told to me, asked for a room for 2-3 hours. The rip-off started at that point. He asked for 1200 & settled for 1k. Once in the room, a pimp came in we talked for a while. He said he will be back with 3-4 girls from which I can pick. Till such time, we had not even talked about the charges (which is a big mistake. But I was also new to mongering scene). After half an hour he came back with 3 girls. Before even talking further, he took 300 Rs for taxi.The first one was mediocre but good body. Second was less than ordinary but the 3rd one was a NE girl. I have soft spot for chinkiz. This one had a good bod and b00bs. Then came the surprise. The pimp says 6k for 2 hours. I was like WTF !! After a while of negotiating, I finally gave in at 4k as Johnny wanted it badly. Condiman 200. Anyways, once in the room, she switched off the lights saying she's shy. My jaws dropped as soon as she removed her bra. I think the padding for 4 times because the boobs were not bigger than nimbooz and that too sagging. Well since I had already paid, I thought to get over with it. She lay flat like a dead body. No communication at all. Her pussy was also an ugly sight. vaginal skin hanging atleast 1 inch out. Got over with the formality. Then the chick asks me how much did the pimp charge & I told. She said I go for 1200-1500. I felt like cheated all over. Almost 7K that too 5 years back was a big deal. One of the worst experiences. My 'take away' is that be clear on all the costs upfront. In fact you also agree on a cost if you dont like the girls. That way you know if you have a way out.

 

[weda_zala]

If u dont like den y u paid him. My funda is if i dont like girl den i say no to her or him and my jonny also.

Although the incident I am about to share is 4-5 years old, I think it is worthwhile to share it particularly to newbies. Through a friend I got this reference of hotel near Mcdonalds on bandra linking road. So I went there & as told to me, asked for a room for 2-3 hours. The rip-off started at that point. He asked for 1200 & settled for 1k. Once in the room, a pimp came in we talked for a while. He said he will be back with 3-4 girls from which I can pick. Till such time, we had not even talked about the charges (which is a big mistake. But I was also new to mongering scene). After half an hour he came back with 3 girls. Before even talking further, he took 300 Rs for taxi.The first one was mediocre but good body. Second was less than ordinary but the 3rd one was a NE girl. I have soft spot for chinkiz. This one had a good bod and b00bs. Then came the surprise. The pimp says 6k for 2 hours. I was like WTF !! After a while of negotiating, I finally gave in at 4k as Johnny wanted it badly. Condiman 200. Anyways, once in the room, she switched off the lights saying she's shy. My jaws dropped as soon as she removed her bra. I think the padding for 4 times because the boobs were not bigger than nimbooz and that too sagging. Well since I had already paid, I thought to get over with it. She lay flat like a dead body. No communication at all. Her pussy was also an ugly sight. vaginal skin hanging atleast 1 inch out. Got over with the formality. Then the chick asks me how much did the pimp charge & I told. She said I go for 1200-1500. I felt like cheated all over. Almost 7K that too 5 years back was a big deal. One of the worst experiences. My 'take away' is that be clear on all the costs upfront. In fact you also agree on a cost if you dont like the girls. That way you know if you have a way out.

 

[guru462]

If u dont like den y u paid him. My funda is if i dont like girl den i say no to her or him and my jonny also.

Right .....after all it is your money

 

[flagpost1]

I agree Weda & Guru, but at that time it was new area for me. All the lessons I've learnt the hard way.... hahahaha

 

[virgobombaymale]

that was really funnny ....They will always have fear in their minds as to they whom are they dealing with

 

[dentist202]

well said weda but this is how we learn this happens a lot initially but latter sp/ pimp send u the right choise...r this group gives the right no... heheh
but would like to ask about this sez thing weda & guru bhia how do one book.. what r the normal charges.... iam very budget consious guy....


regarding that mp in dadar i can say that thats where i started my mongering journey in mumbai and they cheat and its bad too worst exp. threre so definetly no....
and once u get in contact with good full service provider u hardly feel inclined for massage and by the way massage + service becomes more expensive than indepndent charges what say seniors

 

[FreeFun]

This is the thread which brought me in this Forum, Now surprisingly. I have wasted 3-4 hours of my dead life, Looking to post a FR. Stupid Bot says I am posting a Link. Whereas I am trying to post a nice change in this Forum.

 

[FreeFun]

GN Guys, Lemme start the FreeFun real life encounters from Today. I am not a good writer. But, for sure will make it very much real and truthful without the real names and identities, hence in the future. These FR's are not a Days job. Jab miss kiya tab, Likh dalo!. I am sure no one is keen to write a FR. just after the encounter.

 

[FreeFun]

My first encounter was so Funny...

Hi Guys,

It is true, that the life has become so hectic and competitive in this real world. Whereas, the virtual world is still so helpful for all of us to read and get stress busted. I have a very important life changing meeting tomorrow early morning, Still thought to share my happiest moments at this Odd hour. So, I can be fully stress free tomorrow.

So, Let me start with loosing my virginity, I was 15 then in my Xth and use to hangout with couple of elder friends who were great mongers for me then , Use to hear stories of there mongering and use to spurt out every night shagging with there experiences. One day, they spoke about a Fatso living in my vicinity and said she is hard core in BBBJ, Johny was erect listening to the erotic story at that age. I went home and might have shagged at least three times fantasizing about the Fatso. The guy who told us the whole thing during Dandiya season then, also said she will be coming to this place at this time . I was sure he will not turn up, Instinct speaks still now ;-). So I was there around the same time waiting for this Fatso Gujju chick. She was at least 10 year older to me.

Hmm I was there at that lonely place in the area, She turned up right at the time. No one around, She knew me by my face. Saw me gave a gentle smile, I anyhow dared to HI", She was like how come u r here alone? I said, just got bugged watching dandiya so came here. I asked how come she is there? She said, a friend of her will turn up, and she is waiting for him. We just paused after that for a while.

She waited for 10 minutes and started a conversation with me, as to what I study and all? I said all then said where is ur friend? she said I dunno why he has not turned up. I took the guys name and said, are you waiting for that guy? She asked how you know? I just dared the courage and said I saw u both being intimate yesterday in that vacant under construction bungalow. She was like WTF? I said yeah I saw all ;-)

Then what she came next to me and said, this is not the right thing to see at this age.

Next time guys ;-)

Will continue clean and complete Funny Fr's, depending on response in this thread. :-D

 

[guru462]

Continue dude

 

[dime191]

Yeah, continue. You left the story on a cliffhanger

 

[rookieranger]

Good day my fellow mongerers ,



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