This is a TOFTT. I get off the plane on Friday night and I'm exhausted. Look to the boards and see this inquiry so I firgure what the fuck I could use a good massage and if the picture is real it could be fun even if no full service.
A couple of calls later and I'm at her very nice apartment in the low 50's, perfect location for me. I knock and my sixth sense starts tingling, as well as the gin and tonics. Doors opens and my jaw must have dropped a little because she hurries me in with a big hug.
She is mid 40's, 6 foot tall, dark hair, fake tits and thick all over. Not fat but she has a body like someone who was very athletic years ago and let it go a little. I am a little buzzed and trying to relax and figure a nice way to leave, I did not want to just tell her that her pictures misrepresent her and I'm leaving. Somehow she gets me in a conversation about spiritualism and some other bullshit and I wind up saying what the fuck a massage will be good for me.
The apartment is decorated very eclectic and the woman is a self described gypsy, the incense buring was nice as were the scented candles but she used scented lotions which sucked because I had to go to my gym after and shower so the wife would not know.
Massage was in the nude and pretty good. Music was very nice and relaxing. She was humming along, kind of like a lulliby. It started to freak me out a little. I started imagining being in some slasher movie and getting my throat cut from behind, and having my naked body stashed in some alley, and my family wondering what happened. I really started to stress out. She spent alot of time on my asshole and balls. Finally the flip and an end to the singing/humming(she actually had a nice voice but it was freaky). Nice long rimjob, offer for prostate, then BBBJ, asks for me not to come in her mouth, a little daty(unshaven), fingers okay, nice dirty talk, finish with her hand. She applied some tantric methods which were nice, prolonging my orgasm. Really interesting conversation, dress and out after 1.5 hours.
Positives: Nice tits(fake) 7/8
Personality 9
performance/willingness to please 8/9
Negatives: scented oil/lotion 0/4 if you are single
face 4/5 a little manish
body 5 okay for the age
pics fake
Wasn't my worst experience in this hobby, but i would probably not repeat. I tried to put the whole superficial part of things out of my mind since she was not what I expected. No worse than getting the old battleaxe at a R&T instead of the hottie in the ads. $200 for the hour.