"Flowers"
A blonde and a brunette are walking down
the street and they pass a flower shop
where the brunette happens to see her
boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and
says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me
flowers again for no reason."
The blonde looks at her and says, "What's
the big deal? Don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure...but I just don't
feel like spending the next 3 days on my back
with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"