Must have been the shrooms
The DC National Guard reports only to the President (says so right on their own website)
So, if Trump called them, then they go and no one can override his order. So, that leaves us with the following options:
Option 1: Trump lied and he never ordered out the National Guard. His boy Jim Jorden also tried to spread this doozy too.
Option 2: Trump ordered them but they themselves disobeyed his orders. Once the Commander-in-Cheif can no longer maintain the obedience of the forces under his command he is no longer fit for office. He’s a weakling.
Option 3: Trump is truly powerless and ultimately subservient to a 5’3”, 80 year old Italian Grandmother (a Nona). Nona Pelosi told Trump to go to his room or he won’t get dinner. Nona Pelosi has really been in charge all along and Trump can’t make any decisions without her permission. Nona Pelosi was the de facto first female President of the United States. Trump was just the Democrats plant and a puppet to Nona Pelosi and a double agent all along.