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Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wacker.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If your not going to sack it, go home and wack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
Before you bag her, sheath your dagger.
It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize.
To save embarrassment later, cover your gator.
You won't get sick if you cap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
While your undressing Venus, dress up that penis.
When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up that trouser mouse.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Before you start rockin'be sure your cock gets a stockin'.
Don't be a fool. Vulcanize your tool.
The right selection? Sack that erection.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
A trank with armor will never harm her.
When she gets bolder, put a helmet on that soldier.
Before you attack her, wrap your wacker.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If your not going to sack it, go home and wack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
Before you bag her, sheath your dagger.
It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize.
To save embarrassment later, cover your gator.
You won't get sick if you cap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
While your undressing Venus, dress up that penis.
When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up that trouser mouse.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Before you start rockin'be sure your cock gets a stockin'.
Don't be a fool. Vulcanize your tool.
The right selection? Sack that erection.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
A trank with armor will never harm her.
When she gets bolder, put a helmet on that soldier.