Bronzage & Massoth象pie Decelles 5727 Decelles (514) 342-7373

[360J]

Bronzage & Massoth

Ce message est pour les trois stupides qui sembllent tout connaitre, mais en fait ils passent leurs vie sur ce site a dire des stupidites.
LauraB, Jolcairo et Moose. Vous devriez faire autre choses dans la vie que npasser votre temps a chater sur des salons qui ne vous donnent pas des massages gratuits, c est la seule raison que je peux trouver a vos conneries qui manquent de sens et jugements.

Asta la vista cucco

 

[mebo]

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Laura B, Moose, are you as heartbroken as I am at this terrible bit of news from Pescara? Luckily I have a short memory and a strong constitution so I think I'll get over it.

 

[Dawn S]

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Pescara sounds very bitter. Giving up so easily after just 1 post I wonder why? My advice to him: Borrow $500 from your cousin Vinnie, go visit a few MP's and report back.

Life is too short....relax & get a massage !!

Moose

 

[mbrcatz]

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Pescara may be a shill or not, I don't know, but I have been to Decelles a few times, and I have generally been pleased. I have heard and read some negative things about the girls' attitudes, but I guess I have been lucky thus far, although I have not been there for a while.

 

[Pompal 09.]

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have you discussed your experiences in previous threads? how about some feedback, or refer to previous posts? with whom exactly have you been 'lucky'? what do you mean by 'lucky'? thank you....

 

[ghostbutterfly]

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What is wrong with some of you guys?

I can post what I want, when I want, and how I want. Don't like it? Too bad. If the Moderators think I'm out of line, they will let me know.

And what are you LauraB? The eforum.xxx police? Get off your high-horse and just enjoy the purpose of this review board and stop harassing others.

Guys like you are the reason I don't post much anymore, because there are people like you that seem to be here just to jump down people's throats.

I realize you are trying to be helpful, but take it easy. When you keep accusing everyone of being a shill every time they have something positive to say, people, like me, get annoyed, and stop posting. I've seen you do it to others, so knock it off already.

Relax, and get a massage. I'd recommend a place to you, but you would probably accuse me of being a shill.

 

[tennis97girl]

Bronzage & Massoth

I agree with you phin, they are to many people taking this to serious.

 

[Mohammad Javad Fadaee]

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I don't feel offended at all by people loke LauraB.If someone is too frail to be called a shill then he/she does not belong here.
He's right,he takes time to post about his experiances as opposed to some who keep comming up and comenting about nothing.
Laurab,never mind those few negative comments,there are a lot who apreciate your great input here,not ot mention your objectivity.

 

[Guy]

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MY point of view is that when a first time poster gives you a complete and in depth description of the place, including names & measurments of all the girls as well as the hours worked, fabulous decor etc; the post deserves a closer look. Too much information that normally a newbie wouldn't supply.

 

[erivida]

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No offense, but I actualy did not lot like the post, shill or not, I found it lack real substance, and feeling, it came out like an ad, and not an experience of an adventure. Anyhow went to my last massage of the year, and its only fitting that be the Red lantern, althought there seems to be a cultural shift there: less asain mps,(i have a fondness fr asian mps) was w/this girl calling her self nathasha lovely young thing(french canadien) 20's good technique, soft skin, just took the standard not sure if she has more on the menu as always ymmv,mmm oh well, may go out tonight resisting the urge... all the best to the hobbyists

 

[Alfredy]

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Well, I guess I have some supporters out there...

I go on eforum.xxx to read about experiences (as should everybody) and when I do have an experience myself, I will occasionally post it. Read them yourself.

Not that I need to explian myself, but I ask questions because I want my next experience to be a good one. Isn't that the point of this review board?

And ironically, LauraB, you tell me how I don't post enough about my experiences, yet most of your posts are comments about other people's posts. You're like the reviewer of reviews. Kinda ridiculous, no?

I am not here to argue, and I sure am not here to defend myself as to who I am, but if you read a post, and you don't like it, who cares. MOVE ON. LauraB, you don't have to comment about EVERYTHING. Some people don't want to hear what you have to say.

Now can we get back to what this board is for?

 

[Blue monk 010]

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I don't agree with that comment at all.LauraB is a very active memeber who posts regularly about is many experiances.

 

[shebang]

Bronzage & Massoth

Thanks alot LauraB and happy new year!!!

 

[kelvin S]

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Cosmo you can add me to your defense team for Laura B, not that he needs it. Contrary to Phin's remarks, Laura B has done plenty to merit his credibility.

 

[gotcuddles1]

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Nobody was bashing LauraB's credibilty. I, and others, are just annoyed of being accused of being a shill or an owner, of which I am neither (nor do I see any evidence as to why I would even be considered a shill). And seeing as LauraB has said himself that he has been accused of being a shill, I don't know why he is so quick to accuse others.
And it is not nesseccsary to comment on so many posts made by others, as to weather you approve of them or not. That's what Moderators are for. Take the posts for what they are, and move on.

I have no grudge against anyone, incldung LauraB, and I hope we can all move on with this. I will even try to be more detailed in my future posts.

Anyway, happy new year to you all, and many happy endings in the new year.

 

[Periwinkle]

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sometimes 'additional' reviews or commentary are nice to have as it validates and substantiates the opinion of others...however having said this, each member is in control of what they want to read, or not, what they want to believe or not.....

happy new year!

 

[Hockey Girl]

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6700 sherbrooke wonder if its anything like royal massage?

 

[Arkane Steelblade]

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Wonder why you're so concerned about 6700 Sherbrooke? Wonder why you mention it in this unrelated thread and others? Wonder what Swiss Corn is like?

 

[pscreamingheagle08]

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no clue as to what your implying, i live in ndg so these mps are closer to me, and I like asian mps too, and i am making my rounds, and fyi the topic change, and as for swiss corn, your guess is as good as mine,Happy new year

 

[Hailey]

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I hardly know where to begin , here it goes.

I used to go to Bronzage Decelles about twice a month up until last year because the quality started to go downhill. I felt in the mood today and since they offer receipts which is big for me, I decided to show up without an appt.

I was greeted by Joe's g/f who is always very polite and proffesional. As she walked me to the massage room I asked her who was working to which she replied Anna who is around 29 years old, ok I thought.

As I was exiting the shower Anna comes walking in the room while I was still drying myself, no big deal but she did not offer to come back, rather she stood there and waited for me to climb on to the table.

She was not bad looking, nothing great. I would say around 5'6 and very skinny. Her english was horrible, I asked her where she was from and she asked me to guess which is stupid. I guessed Russia, she got offended and told me Romania.

As Im was on my back she begins doussing me with oil, I told her not too much oil please and she said " It doesnt matter, we wipe it off after" Right away I could tell she had no clue what she was doing. She started to massage my back and neck with her knuckles which felt terrible. After doing my back she aksed legs or arms? Then said that in a 30 minute session it's one or the other, I said legs. Again she went crazy with the oil and proceeded with her knuckle technique and at no point teased or got close to the happy spots. She then asks me to turn over and stands there asking me " What would you like ? " I said topless and a HJ which is all I ever want ( personal preference ) She said she does not to topless , rather it's a complete undressing for 60$ then 20$ for the HJ. Forget it I said and told her I only want the hj to which she said she does not usually do that only. I said 20$ for a HJ or nothing, she rolled her eyes and started rubbing Mr. Happy with the worse technique I can ever imagine, no sensuality at all. After no release for 5 minutes ( I was getting close ) she looked at the clock and told me the 30 minutes were almost up, like yeah that is gonna help. Anyways out of pure force I blew my load within a minute or two, she then washed her hands and told me the 30 minutes were up ( again with the clock watching ) and that she had to go and wanted the twenty, I gave it to her and told her she is in the wrong profession. She rolled her eyes and left.

When Jo's GF asked me how it was I told her horrific, she asked me what went wrong and I said everything. She then backdated the massage reciept for me whcih was nice. She also suggested I come back on Thursday to try english canadian Alexandra. It's too soon to go back but she sounded fairly confident that Alex would do it for me. Maybe one of you guys want to go check it out.

The more experiences I have like this the more I appreciate Ruby and Lisa in Lachine, despite the no extras.Tessa from Cote St Luc puts lot's of effort into her massage as well.

I think the young Cuban in Dorval is next on my to try list. I find there are much better massage gilrs working in the summer. Karine formerly of Decelles is also a gem.