so i've always been a bit curious about eva and after reading the good reviews in this thread i thought i'd give it a shot.
let me just say, after a streak of great sessions this year with kelly, then pinky, then tasha, then pinky (again), and then amber, a session with eva may have been just what the doctor ordered to cure my AMP addiction. blecccchhhh. two days later and just thinking about my awful experience with her makes my dick wither!
you know how for really little kids in little league there's like a no-strike-out rule? well even by those standards eva was pitching a no-hitter with all the strikes against her.
first of all, i just didn't find her attractive at all. frankly i have no idea how i was able to keep my dick up long enough to finish my session -- actually, i know how i did it, i kept my eyes closed and thought about kelly, then pinky, then tasha, then pinky again, and then amber. facially, i'd rate her a 3 out of 10. if she doesn't open her mouth, she's maybe a 4 -- maybe even a 5 if you account for her age (i'm guessing she's definitely in her late 30s if not her 40s) -- but damn if those chompers wouldn't scare even a british dentist. body wise, she's a 6 tops. pics are very airbrushed and old. her hips and waist are lumpy, tits are very saggy, and flabby stomach. christ. thank god i didn't wear my contacts! i took my glasses off after the table shower and dared not squint in her direction.
here's another strike ... now i know some of you guys out there might think i'm being too critical of her looks and actually find her good looking. fine -- no problem -- i know taste is a personal thing, and different strokes for different folks ... but if there's one thing i know you guys won't stand for it's the ol' "you pay first honee" line. yep. mark your scoresheets: STEEERRRRIKE!
let's see ... table shower was lukewarm. bleh, whatever. her breath smelled like korean-style oysters -- fine, i didn't want that face anywhere near mine anyway. i guess you could say pitches 3 and 4 were foul balls.
THEN during the session, after a perfunctory massage, flip, a quick cbj (i must say, she does BLS pretty well), and a quick round of cg she had me get on top for mish before which she lubed up like crazy ... and she had already lubed up a ton before the cg. i mean seriously it was like poking the ocean with a straw ... no friction at all! cripes, i was praying that i could just keep it up long enough to get my rocks off. after a minute of mish when she started with the "cum now honee" i was like "i'm trying! trust me i am trying!"
miraculously i finished and soon after she was watching me get dressed. checked my watch ... 35 minutes had elapsed. in a session with pinky or amber, i'd be just getting into my 3rd or 4th position at this point. but that wasn't even the last strike. after i was dressed and ready to leave -- get this ... she stood between me and the door, put out her hand, and said "tip baby." O. M. F. G.
i was pretty shocked. i can't even remember the last time i heard that at an AMP. dumbfounded as i was, she put her hand out closer to me and said it again. "babyahh tip!"
wow. just wow.
so yeah. i mean ... i know this all sounds pretty harsh but it really was that bad. none of yall can say that you weren't warned.
of course, if you're into old ugly lumpy chicks with shark teeth that make you pay up front, rush you, then push you for a tip ... by all means, run -- don't walk -- to see eva.