I walk into pretty much every massage parlor I pass to ask for the rates, a card, and the names of anyone I see, so Iโve checked this place out a few times, but never saw a โJennyโ or a Jenny-like provider (I write notes and names on the back of the cards).
Since large natural breasts have always been rare, and even a nice natural handful have become rarer the last 20 years (it amazes me how many providers with a nice handful get sucked into the fake tit race), I thought Jenny would be worth a special visit.
Anyway, I called recently, โJennyโ herself confirmed she was working, and off I went.
When I arrived, โJennyโ insisted that she was Jenny and that sheโs been the only Jenny for at least the last year. I didnโt ask her when she had sent her boobs back to the shop (after all, sheโs natural), or comment that her handjob technique must be amazing for guys to fantasize about Russianing her A-cups, I just figured the switch was on.
I politely explained I was looking for a certain woman I had been with a year ago and asked to see the other providers, โJennyโ said the only other one was busy with a client, I said Iโll be back, and โJennyโ aggressively and physically blocked my exit route! I half expected a pimp to jump out of a closet to shake me down.
Anyway, as I got to the door (surprise!) the other woman made an appearance, but it wasnโt Jenny as she was sporting at best a small C, more likely a large B (she wasnโt my type so I canโt comment on the presence/nonpresence of the padded bra).
Moral of the story is that the sisters are getting pissed that Jennyโs getting all the biz, maybe even that Jennyโs trying to throw them a few boners, to keep the peace.
On another note, on the way to my backup I wandered into the place on the west side of 7th Ave between 23/24, was quoted $60 for an hour by the very short and somewhat pudgy Kim, who made sure I knew the place has a tableshower by mentioning it at least 5 times in the 60 seconds I was there. As I was exiting Kim asked if I wanted to see another girl (I could make out one that was sleeping, but couldnโt see what she looked like). Now, I have zero problem saying Iโm looking for a specific provider and thatโs why Iโm not interested in you, but (even though Iโve done it many times) I donโt really like saying Iโm not looking for the Pillsbury Doughgirl and thatโs why Iโm not interested in you, so I left. But other than the โwhy doesnโt anyone like meโ look on Kimโs face, Iโve made note of the fact that there was no drama associated with seeing a lineup. (A lineup of 2? Of 3? Of 30?. This is what keeps me coming back to these places. Other than the sex.)