Just finished our 2-week FIFA football/soccer World Cup and mongering tour and it was a blast, even though neither England, Australia, USA or Germany won the championship. We (a multi-national group of 6) all had a great time forgetting our various defeats in several FKK clubs all over Germany. I'm not going to critique any of the venues nor bore you with pornographic details, but here is my very SUBJECTIVE opinion:
First things first:
Best service, performances: Oase, Burgholzhausen. This old standby cannot be beat for choice of women, friendlyness of staff or performance and attitude of the 'ladies-in-waiting (for you)'. This was the only clube we went TWICE too. It was even better the second time around.
Best looking girls: Sudfass, Munich: the madam of this smallish club in an industrial area of Munich has managed to assemble and keep a bevy of about 15 butt-naked, multi-ethnic beauties, none of whom were below 7 on a scale of 1-10. But be warned that this is subject to change as the ladies tend to move around a lot since they are free agents, not emoplyees.
Best amenities: Harem, Bad Lippspringe: 4 saunas (steam, dry, herbal, 'bio'), outdoor pool, garden, 2 whirlpools in this brand new club located in a remodeled former resort hotel amid a fairy-tale forest.
Best food: also Harem. You order your free breakfast, lunch and dinner from a 6-page menu, and the chef will cook it to order, then it will be served by a waitress to your cloth-covered table on real china, indoors or outdoors. It's fresh, wholesome and tasty. Heavy on the butter and cream, but they also have salads and fruits. All included in the price of admission (32.50 euro with coupon).
Best outdoor facilities: Yin-Yang, Roermond, Netherlands. This spacious FKK facility lies on the outskirts of this typical Dutch city, just across the border from Germany. The former industrialist's mansion on a hilltop has a huge park around it, with no walls or fences to separate it from the surrounding woods and pastures. Barbecue on the terrace, swim in the large pool, get a seamless tan on the lawns.
Best value for money: Hornstrasse, Cologne (K