I thought this thread was about ass, why are we talking about marriage, the absolue antithesis of it?
There has never been a better ass than Eve's. This is not a matter of opinion, it is a scientific fact.
As for those currently in circulation, I have to agree with Sue as the top of the mountain. She is freaking awesome. I read a review of her the other day, and for the first time in my 12ish year hobby career a felt a tinge of possessive jealousy. I immediately nixed her from my dance card until I get my mind right.