For those who missed out on Star Trek trivia...
You know you're a Star Trek fan when:
You've got every available episode on VHS or DVD
You can recall every line Reviewom the original series
You've got models of every Enterprise hanging up in your room
Your closet is full of replica uniforms
A full scale Seven of Nine doll resides next to your bed (for the men)
You greet everyone with 'Live long and prosper'
Vulcan funeral robes are an accepted bath towel around the house
You speak Klingon as your first language
Johnathon Archer makes you warm and fuzzy (for the ladies)
When you flick a light switch, it makes a little beep
You have a 9foot viewscreen adorning your living room wall, and you regularly use it
The transporter pads in the shower work, and you regularly use them to visit far and exotic holiday destinations
The floor is lit at foot level with blue lighting
When someone rings the doorbell, klaxons go off, and red lights start flashing
You have a Tribble as a pet, and use it to annoy the Klingons that just moved in next door
Fan fests and conventions are just another excuse to wear your pointy ears
You operate your business according to the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
You start each day with a hot cup of Raktajino
You regularly debate with your Reviewiends whom the better captain was: Picard or Kirk
You've modeled your living room mpter the bridge on the Enterprise E
You know the words spoken by Picard and Kirk during the opening sequence of Star Trek: TOS, and Star Trek: TNG
You dissapear when you snap your fingers
Opening up wormholes to distant parts of the galaxy using only your mobile phone and a pocket calculator is a regular occurance
And finally:
You've got Scotty working on your shuttle out back 8)