(I am posting this in 2 threads on purpose because it relates to both)
Actually you caught me. Chloe and I are married and have kids together. WTF is wrong with you HafDun. Shill? A Shill? You’ve got problems man. Maybe you sneak around to these places and feel that you are doing something wrong and therefore feel that everybody else is dishonest as well. If I was a shill, don’t you think I would try to be a little more discreet? Understand this, at the time I wrote my review, I had been in only one session with Chloe (a couple more since), and I had a great time…GREAT TIME. Is there something wrong with that? YMMV as we all know. True, I have not posted about my other experiences, but if you read my original post … carefully….. it is all explained in there. WTF is up with you people. When I signed up to massageplanet.net, I did it for the purpose of reading reviews, not posting them. I think you read too much into things. I have had many sessions with other girls before Chloe, and several since…..and I will still have sessions with other providers. Do you really think when I say “I am in love!” It means I am a f#*cking goofball who fell in love with an MPA. Sure she’s a babyback and that’s what I’m into, but give me a break, it’s a figure of speech. At this time, yes I would say that she is my ATF, but that changes frequently. I’ve had sessions with Russian girls, Asian girls (Korean, Chinese, Filipino), and a few black girls. I’ve been to AMP’s, regular MP's and shit holes that I wonder why I ever went in. Can anyone say ‘butterface ROB’. Anyway, my point is that I am not a professional reviewer….never was, never want to be. This is already wasting my time and that is why I should have stuck to reading the reviews and taking the advise to help me search for the specific type of girl that I like. If you really want to know (and some of you already do):
Disclosure. The following is IMHO….YMMV!!!
(Also, I don’t like saying bad things about people because maybe their day was just off, but I will put the ones I felt strong about)
Kiki at Platinum - Tiny (and I love it), a little bony in certain positions, average massage and finish
Brittney at Platinim - Body of a goddess, beautiful hair, smells intoxicating, strong massage (although I asked for it that way), great finish with double hand technique
Leilani at Allure - smoking hot body, nice slide, ok finish, beautiful view from the back (if you like thinner), cute feet
Robin at Allure - fairly good body and face, easy to talk to, great techniques in the slide department, excellent finish
Taylor at Utopia - lame
Kim at Utopia - excellent…. IMHO….too bad she’s probably a doctor by now….come back please!?
Natalia at S.R. - One of the best massages I ever had. Not best finish, but best massage. Strong woman.
Many others have left and/or moved on to other locations where I don’t really care to search out their new names because they were not worth it. Again, if I have a great time and ‘click’ with somebody…. or, have a terrible time, I will post about it. Otherwise, I probably won’t.
SD
Ps. Hey GOODTIME, ‘Cash and Diamonds’ is a quote …. are you insinuating that ‘diamonds’ are only for girls? Please, don’t become a detective.
Pss. Chloe is on the schedule as I write this. So, unless she is sick or something, she is at work right now. (Saturday July 21st) It is 10:45am right now so unless they let the girls use computers in the back of Allure, then you know I am not Chloe,…..hi Mr. ASN.
Dr. STD says, it’s 2007, keep your raincoat handy.