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Lately, I've noticed a rash of stank-onia amonst MP professionals. ***Can someone explain this???*** I wash my weiner, but in order to get some hooch, I got to have some clean pooch. Order in the court!

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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet...

One night Jerry brought home a dozen red roses to his wife. "How lovely, Dear," she said. "What's the occasion?" "I want to make love to you," he said simply. "Not tonight, Dear. I have a headache," answered his wife. The next night Jerry came home with a big box of chocolates and...

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There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig...

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One day a man and a woman were having sex and a bee flew up the womans pussy. The man took the woman to the hospital. The doctor said he was going to put some honey on the tip of his penis and lure the bee out. The doctor begins to lure the bee out, and soon realises it's not working...

A widowed lady was sunbathing on a beach in Florida. She looked up, and noticed that a man about her age had walked up,placed his blanket on the sand next to hers, and begun reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. 'Hello, sir, how are you today?' 'Fine...

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet...

This is a classic - you've likely heard it before - presented here once again for your weekend entertainment. The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be...

A young cowboy has been sitting in this bar for an hour or so staring at a beautiful woman when he finally gets up enough nerve to approach her. He sits down beside her and blurts out, "Ma'am, I think you're beautiful and I'd really like to take you home with me tonight." Instead of getting...

John gets home Reviewom work one day and finds his pretty blonde wife has been crying. "What's wrong?" he asks. "John, promise you won't get mad, but I went to see the new doctor today and he told me I've got a pretty pussy." "WHAT!!" he shouts. With that he grabs a baseball bat Reviewom the...

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Does go on a bit long - but funny! If you're a cat person ... http://www.youtube.com/holakenty

There was a fly hovering six inches above a pond. There was a fish in the pond that said, "If that fly dropped six inches, I could get it." A bear was behind the fish and he said, "If that fly dropped six inches, the fish would get the fly, and I would get the fish." A hunter was behind...